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I swear someone did this joke before. Please banish my soul to eternal damnation if that's the case. Seriously.

waitthisisnttherightfad

george carlin

all these hoes in my phone at 3 am

SlimeSaimZ

saim face

saim

The Pearl are a race of humanoids from the destroyed planet Mül. They also seem to have a connection with the Converters. They have a bad history with Humans. Pearls are humanoid in appearance, they have split earlobes and their ears have a very curved point, their heads have bumps on the front of their head, their eyes have a blue eyes with a magenta iris and a black pupils, their skin is quite pearlescent (obviously) but their skin does have some waves of colour when something touched it, when they are close to death, their skin turns grey, and when they die, their Life Energy is released in a massive wave which goes across space and time until it finds a suitable host to store it until it can pass, they appear to have very long lifespans as it seems many of them haven't aged a day between the destruction of Mül and their arrival to Alpha.

ValerianP

https://tenor.com/en-GB/search/valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets-gifs

https://giphy.com/valerianmovie

Susan "Sue" Storm-Richards A.K.A. Invisible Woman - Marvel Rivals . Birthplace : Long Island, New York . Gender : Female . Eye color : Blue . Character type : Playable Character . Role : Strategist . Affiliation : Fantastic Four . Voice Actor : Suzie Yeung .

SueStorm

https://x.com/MarvelRivals/status/1876705363871117342/video/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhgYIMEG1Zo

Its only joke

hatetoseeit

In game screenshot

Penny Arcade yaoi <33 (joke) (no it's not)

punkdebutante

PA edit made by me

Heart gif I found on Google

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

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yellowalbum

South Park

party hard anon gif set to axel f crazy frog, as a joke

anonpartyfrog

anonpartyhard.com/mid.asp?pics

Blue Deer Serbi ! ! ! !

SerbiChan

https://x.com/Lemuzaurio/status/1816223693074468882

https://x.com/Lemuzaurio/media

magic.

opticalillusions

Dat's an optical illusion splashed on top of a phenomenon of nature to try to make an association.

(Insert incredibly unfunny "joke" here.)

hereunder

YTMND

yahahaa

kologpipino

kolog found joke

Skip's better half, Sunny, claims there isn't a woman alive who doesn't dream of being in her workout shoes. "Look at me!" she glows. "I'm the closest thing to perfection you'll ever experience on this Earth! Women long to be me, and men long to be WITH me. You know what I say? The chances of that rate right up there with the chance of Roseanne giving up Suzy-Q's! Slime to NONE!" -: 1996 WWF Magazine : #12 - Sunny of the Body Donnas

SunnyWWF

https://www.wwe.com/classics/wwe-hall-of-fame/hall-of-fame-diva-sunny-photos

https://www.wwe.com/classics/wwe-hall-of-fame/hall-of-fame-diva-sunny-photos

On a shady dark-to-pale blue gradient background, we see a rainbow-coloured scribble being drawn (think the Black/Marlens logo) which zooms out. The image logo's text will read: Wood Knapp Video presents

woodknapp

https://static.miraheze.org/avidwiki/c/cc/WlhJAhaVHiefbQgBhI5UVg12816.jpg

Typhlosion Game Freak Leaks, also known as Typhlosion Lore Leak Story, refers to memes and jokes about Typhlosion, a fire-type Gen II Pokémon. After the Game Freak Gigaleak in mid-October 2024 revealed an unreleased Pokémon lore story about a Typhlosion kidnapping a young girl and making her give birth to a half-human, half-Pokémon hybrid, internet users began posting memes and jokes about how Typhlosion is "Not Like Us" (among other memetic content), and how the meme trend surrounding him resembles memes about Vaporeon like the character's infamous copypasta.

TyphlosionLeaks

https://x.com/Indeedee83230/status/1845615764574724434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7wYbXbmZw4

Nicole is a beautiful , blue eyed , blonde girl ( just like her Mom - Anna ) . Nicole is the only daughter of Anna . Nicole & Anna are kind-hearted socialites. Nicole also has a womb tattoo ! Note : BOTH Nicole & Anna ARE CREATED BY Akir Anime . ' MOOOM ! ' - Nicole TO Anna ( Her Mother )

NicoAA

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2039686

https://www.deviantart.com/akiranime

To get a real April Fool's joke, it takes about a week.

ripusername666

tenor

IM BLUE

BLUECLINT

gimp

gimp

to play his favorite songs on

newtelecaster

navy blue

Chita is a nice person and very accepting. She takes platonic compliments from Willy, the local hobo in the bar she works at and loves when her best friend and fiànce Phil and his cousin Jack visits her at work. She also is accepting of Cherry Pie, the town's token trans woman. In Road Trippin, she sticks up for Jack while Phil bullies him. In Got Surgery?, she openly talks about how she dislikes plastic surgery and vanity. Chita wears a grey crop top shirt and army green pants. A red thong can be seen peeking out of her pants. She wears sweat bands on her wrists and has her nails painted red. The sweat bands and nails are the same color as her thong. Chita's shoes have grey and light grey stripes. She has heavy mascara and dark red lips. Chita's hair is red-ish brown in pigtails with dark blue scrunchies. She has lime-colored earrings and a army green hat. Chita is Phil's best friend. Even though in the first episode, you assume Chita is more than Phil's best friend, through out the rest of the episode, (and series), Phil helps Jack hook up with Chita. Jack is Chita's "friend with benefits". They are not a canon couple, and have never mention that they were dating, but it is implied on many occasions that Chita and Jack have sex often. Chita loves the Halo franchise. Chita believes that by reading Us Weekly, watching the Daily Show, and studying The Secret, she can build a time machine and be a comedic version of a modern day Nostradamus. (A 14th century pharmacist) Chita Custorera is one of the five main characters in the show, appearing in most if not all episodes in the series. She was voiced by Rhia Abarquez.

ChitaCustorera

https://thenutshack.fandom.com/wiki/Chita_Custorera

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3VMlf7ELrhFb6wSeGbO4zV5czCadr6j6

Dolbo

dolbo

Donkey Kong Country 3 inside joke

Donkey Kong Country 3 inside joke

Kronii Meme Coin or $KRONII is a nonexistent parody meme coin created by VTuber Ouro Kronii as a joke during a January 2025 livestream. During the stream, Kronii pretended to launch a cryptocurrency called $KRONII or Kronii coin, using nonsense crypto jargon throughout the stream. The stream inspired memes, including artwork of YouTube thumbnails that might come out if the coin was real and found to be a pump and dump, rug pull or other scam and memes about other VTubers losing money on the coin. After the stream, some people purportedly took advantage of the situation and made Kronii coins, although none of these are official or endorsed by Ouro Kronii. The parody coin was inspired by an incident that same month when Kronii's YouTube channel was hacked to promote a crypto coin. On January 20th, 2025, VTuber Ouro Kronii's account was allegedly hacked to do a double money scam under the guise of promoting a crypto coin under the title if " Brad Garlinghouse: RIPPLE BULL RUN CONFIRMED! XRP . . . "

SKRONII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeUFFL7qEMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbBQrspl3Q

Not safe for printers. (And yes, I do know that I missed an opportunity for a joke by not marking this NSFW.)

diefool

tenor - source is Office Space

Dumb joke from twitter by @gahhnie

Heistofcentury

https://x.com/gahhnie?t=iAg-8FkoA43R1ciyELDyTw&s=09

Luce is the official mascot of the Catholic Church's 2025 Jubilee. Designed by tokidoki founder Simone Legno, she represents a Catholic pilgrim. She is accompanied by a pet dog named Santino and three friends named Fe, Xin, and Sky. Luce has blue hair and wears a yellow rain jacket, which is coloured in reference to the flag of the Vatican City as well as a symbol for "journeying through life's storms". She carries a pilgrim's staff, which represents "the pilgrimage toward eternity", and wears mud-stained boots to represent "a long and difficult journey". Her eyes have highlights in the shape of a scallop shell, a traditional symbol of Catholic pilgrimage; her shining eyes were described as "a symbol of the hope of the heart". Luce also wears a multi-coloured World Mission rosary around her neck. Simone Legno, Luce's designer, said that he hoped "Luce can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations". Luce was unveiled by Archbishop Rino Fisichella of the Dicastery for Evangelization on October 28, 2024, as the official mascot of the 2025 Jubilee. He said that Luce was inspired by the Catholic Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth". Luce represented the Holy See at Lucca Comics & Games in 2024. the first time that the Vatican officially participated in a comic convention, and will appear at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

luce

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/luce-the-vaticans-anime-mascot

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/luce-the-vaticans-anime-mascot

Name: LUCY VERACRUZ. Gender: FEMALE. Birthday: October 5th. Age: 25. Species: MERMAID. Appearance: SHORT BLACK HAIR, PALE SKIN, BLUE EYE WITH RED PUPILS, BLACK TAIL WITH TORN UP BLUE FINS, BUSTY. Personality: NOSY, CAREFUL, COWARDLY, DELICATE, PATIENT, UNSURE, SWEET, PLAYFUL, MUSICAL. Part of the Gullible GullS (Guy the Gull, Squeenie, Lucy Genevieve). Drawn by ZoeStanleyArts. Character by BleedingPervert. 3D Model by K_INK_INK.

LucyVeracruz

https://www.tumblr.com/bleedingpervert

https://zoestanleyarts.weebly.com/lucy-veracruz.html

Lilith 🩸 Leucistic King Cobra 🤍 ( One of the 2 Leucistic King Cobra which were alive during 2019 & was from America / U . S . A . ) . . . Beautiful IsN't She ! ! !

LilithCobra

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_SAezxesRkA

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r3wQxnJa_4I

It may or may not be an inside joke....

itsnotworthitjustcloseout

made it

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dgge

Self-descriptive in that it describes itself as a dog typing but i in GIF stands for interchange

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