| ?blue volkswagen swimming with fish |
ang150230 |
(2.50) |
462 |
2016-07-07 |
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description:
for my arts 3379 class
domain:
volks
fg image origin:
Pixabay.com by user MK1_FIESTA
Link: https://pixabay.com/en/volkswagen-panel-van-camper-vw-899046/
bg image origin:
Wikipedia: Pelagic fish
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| ?Computer Clan Glitch |
BaloneyBoy |
(1.00) |
467 |
2012-08-23 |
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description:
This is what a little glitch turned into on the popular live stream Computer Clan Live
Watch the Computer Clan Live Livestream and Video Podcas
domain:
blusa
fg image origin:
A Gif of Hildron101010 and a Blue Snowball
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| ?Muddasick |
ab00014 |
(3.00) |
468 |
2008-04-21 |
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description:
Inside joke
domain:
MuddaSick
fg image origin:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r280/suavemente16/tyrone_bigg
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| ?Yellow sub |
RedXIII |
(2.14) |
469 |
2006-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
subyellow
fg image origin:
google
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| ?the funniest joke of the dayy |
Lcadwallader |
(2.78) |
469 |
2009-02-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
joake
fg image origin:
watchmen + edits
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
470 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
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| ?hey guys, steve joke |
echo-video |
(1.00) |
470 |
2005-09-11 |
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description:
A site used to respond to jokes about Steve.
domain:
stevejoke
fg image origin:
A friend of mine.
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| ?Lukes joke #4 |
LucasHavens |
(1.32) |
470 |
2006-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lukes4
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| ?YELLOW SUB |
llaammpp |
(2.50) |
470 |
2006-07-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
yellow-sub
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| ?Pink turns to blue. |
Axle-Hogenshmagen |
(1.00) |
470 |
2008-03-17 |
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description:
what a sh*tty site
domain:
pinkturnstoblue
fg image origin:
btape
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| ?Blueredbox? |
sk8ergirl22293 |
(4.00) |
471 |
2010-06-03 |
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description:
Wtf? When did redbox become blue?
domain:
Blueredbox
fg image origin:
I kissed a girl-Attack Attack
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| ?YTMND.com |
RubilacEx |
(2.75) |
471 |
2015-07-20 |
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description:
This site is not a joke.
domain:
ad2015
fg image origin:
text
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| ?Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke |
officialunofficial |
(4.71) |
471 |
2024-01-07 |
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description:
Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke
domain:
VideoSockMakesOwnDiarrheaJoke
fg image origin:
Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke
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| ?George Carlin Cheers a Bit |
KaiZerDa |
(4.88) |
472 |
2025-06-24 |
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description:
I swear someone did this joke before. Please banish my soul to eternal damnation if that's the case. Seriously.
domain:
waitthisisnttherightfad
fg image origin:
george carlin
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| ?This is not a joke. |
benitojuarez |
(2.50) |
473 |
2006-04-05 |
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description:
Time travel possible in 10 years. NO WAI!
domain:
rofltimetravel
fg image origin:
physorg.com
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| ?Data Singing Blue Skies |
Locke5 |
(1.67) |
473 |
2015-08-02 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
datablueskies
fg image origin:
google images
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| ?Want to hear a joke? |
Leono |
(2.60) |
476 |
2006-04-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
womensport
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| ?best joke ever 3 |
telgip2003 |
(2.11) |
476 |
2006-04-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bestjokeeverthree
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| ?Magnusson chokes the macaque |
Adrager |
(2.00) |
476 |
2010-06-16 |
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description:
Dwarf fortress / Mostly inside joke. Probably going to get deleted.
domain:
magnussonchokesthemacaque
fg image origin:
Screenshot from Dwarf Fortress
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| ?Hardhead's Dance Club |
ghostbusting |
(1.00) |
476 |
2012-02-17 |
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description:
Just a simple joke for the guys at 2K5.
domain:
danceclub
fg image origin:
Wikipedia.
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| ?fat harry potter meme |
Moonmantonight |
(2.00) |
477 |
2021-08-20 |
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description:
just a joke
domain:
harryfatter
fg image origin:
from harry potter movie
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| ?There is a bird with deep blue wings |
Xequma |
(3.25) |
478 |
2014-05-19 |
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description:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
domain:
thereisabirdwithdeepbluewings
fg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
bg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
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| ?Dog with slidepowahhh |
MarioLuigiSmashers |
(2.00) |
479 |
2010-12-28 |
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description:
PeeWee dolls rlz (joke)
domain:
slidepowerdog
fg image origin:
You can see the site on the picture
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| ?I Believe I Can Fly |
farii09 |
(1.00) |
479 |
2013-04-01 |
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description:
This is a joke about a dog that thought it could fly, but couldn't in a ultimate fail.
domain:
ibicf
fg image origin:
http://youfailatfailing.com/126/funny-fails/14866/super-fly-dog.html
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| ?Lukes joke #5 |
LucasHavens |
(1.30) |
480 |
2006-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lukes5
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| ?Home ec is a joke, no offense |
bandittime |
(1.00) |
480 |
2008-05-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
homeec
fg image origin:
Superbad
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| ?Blue Ball Machine |
Samburger7532 |
(1.00) |
481 |
2020-07-24 |
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description:
watch it go!
domain:
BlueBallMachin3
fg image origin:
blue
bg image origin:
ball
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| ?Mastadge takes over the YJCC Board!!! |
GBL |
(1.00) |
482 |
2005-09-02 |
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description:
Just another TheForce.Net joke!!!
domain:
Mastadge
fg image origin:
meh
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| ?Martha's homemade Chili |
SilverBackSpace |
(1.00) |
482 |
2008-04-04 |
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description:
Yah...a poop joke.
domain:
farthashitard
fg image origin:
macy's commercial..the one with carlos santana
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| ?AEGISSITES: "creepownedbyus.ytmnd.com... |
Lcadwallader |
(3.50) |
482 |
2008-06-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
creepownedbyus
fg image origin:
rock band voice chat joke ideas
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