?RIP Lady Gaga |
Jonnycakes |
(2.71) |
1,835 |
2011-04-04 |
description:
If only...
domain:
ladygagaisdead
site text:
1986 - 2011 // //
fg image origin:
Dead-Celeb.com
bg image origin:
Google
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?(nsfw) Geordi Goes Through Data's Things |
FatHistorian |
(4.44) |
14,494 |
2011-03-31 |
description:
Thinking Data is dead, Geordi goes through his things.
domain:
datasstash
fg image origin:
Star Trek TNG-The Most Toys
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?Remember, obsessed queers; |
Harbltron |
(3.50) |
1,204 |
2011-03-25 |
description:
Want to know why YTMND is dead? You idiots killed it.
domain:
thispsabroughtoyoubyllamas
fg image origin:
Editz
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?Liz Taylor is Dead |
godfathergordon |
(1.00) |
1,114 |
2011-03-24 |
description:
BLACK GORDON IS NOT
domain:
blackgordonisnot
site text:
BLACK GORDON IS NOT // //
fg image origin:
playthenes
bg image origin:
playthenes
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?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,170 |
2011-03-24 |
description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
fg image origin:
Question taken from Yahoo! Answers (posted by myself) on Wednesday, March 23. Later copied and pasted to Vampirecafe and one travel website.
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?You Shouldn't Fap to Dead People |
hemishe |
(3.91) |
4,762 |
2011-03-23 |
description:
please have a moment of silence before fapping
domain:
lizabethtaylor
fg image origin:
Elizabeth Taylor
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?Background for Ants |
stoned |
(4.25) |
2,502 |
2011-03-20 |
description:
"Ants that encounter in their path a dead philosopher may make good use of him."
Stanislaw Lem
domain:
gooduse
fg image origin:
Ants
bg image origin:
Plato
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?Game Over. You're Dead. |
SamuraiMaster |
(3.33) |
868 |
2011-03-18 |
description:
Game over. You are dead. Continue?
domain:
gameoveryouaredead
fg image origin:
Game Over
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?Cho Seung-Hui's Silver Hammer |
BOSKuro-chan |
(2.00) |
1,617 |
2011-03-16 |
description:
Cho Seung-Hui's silver hammer made sure that they were dead.
domain:
chossilverhammer
fg image origin:
NBC
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?YTMND IS BACK UP!! |
pilleater |
(2.78) |
1,784 |
2011-03-12 |
description:
HORRAY FOR MAX
domain:
minecrafttmnd
fg image origin:
YTMND IS BACK FORM THE DEAD
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?R.I.P you crazy fucker |
HarveyMilk |
(3.37) |
1,881 |
2011-03-07 |
description:
Rip Torn tears his asshole and dies.
domain:
jesus-will-rape-you-dead
site text:
R.I.P Rice Pudding // 1926 - Joan Cusack // (you were the shit)
fg image origin:
Rouse Puddman was a loving serial rapist and a father, his children will be missed.
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?Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo |
simonmagnus |
(4.25) |
4,475 |
2011-03-06 |
description:
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
domain:
nostromo
fg image origin:
The Web
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?Khanny Wiseau Discovers that Khan Marooned hi... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
2,343 |
2011-03-04 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
centers
fg image origin:
The KHoom
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?Ash battles blood |
ShadeNG |
(2.25) |
963 |
2011-03-04 |
description:
Ash battles the geyser of blood from The Evil Dead II
domain:
edII
fg image origin:
tumblr
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?Contest: DEAD POOL! |
GaryGnu |
(4.12) |
3,896 |
2011-03-02 |
description:
Be the first to guess correctly!
domain:
deadpoolcontest
fg image origin:
contest!
bg image origin:
http://lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/
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?max receives a javascript update for his cock, but th... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.89) |
5,347 |
2011-03-01 |
description:
spencer tracy and al bundy get into a 3 hour long finger gun battle and then ashley judd suddenly appears out of nowhere and shows her tits.
domain:
bbq-flavored-prings
fg image origin:
pop quiz hot shot: dennis hopper comes back from the dead and runs into your basement with a sledgehammer and breaks open your sewage line, what do you do?
bg image origin:
Mike Tyson runs out of toilet paper so he pulls down the shower curtain and uses it to wipe his ass, but after he is done wiping nothing will flush so he calls Domino's Pizza and forces the delivery boy to fix the clog.
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?(nsfw) og5 |
geofftyoung |
(2.00) |
1,766 |
2011-02-23 |
description:
Yet another ytmnd. Enjoy, haters!
domain:
cozonac
site text:
i've used one // too many q-tips // brain is dead :/
fg image origin:
facebook
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?Still sad about Braxton |
GaryGnu |
(3.30) |
2,644 |
2011-02-22 |
description:
I know its sad and all, but life goes on.
domain:
cheerupbucko
site text:
// ME NEITHER // (cheer up)
fg image origin:
In the after life, all the dead people wear white.
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?omg dead rabbETZ |
dreamtheaterfan96 |
(1.00) |
561 |
2011-02-22 |
description:
dead rabbits
domain:
omgdeadrabbits
fg image origin:
RAWR
bg image origin:
RAWR
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?Is ytmnd still dead? |
Smeagolisfree99 |
(3.79) |
3,223 |
2011-02-21 |
description:
Quick, play the sad walking away song from Incredible Hulk!
domain:
wedoitforthelols
site text:
IS YTMND // STILL DEAD, // WOLF?
fg image origin:
caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com + edits
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?(nsfw) YTMND is Dead YTMND is Alive |
koolaider |
(2.92) |
2,963 |
2011-02-21 |
description:
The child has grown, the dream is gone.
domain:
ytmndisnotdeadyetormaybeitis
fg image origin:
GRAVEDIGGGERRRRRR
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?Dead Space Kool Aid |
Brandon00151 |
(3.61) |
1,687 |
2011-02-17 |
description:
Issac is thirsty
domain:
koolaidspace
fg image origin:
Dead Space
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?He Survived |
Philselway |
(1.00) |
1,202 |
2011-02-14 |
description:
Isn't Falstad dead?
domain:
nohesurvived
site text:
// No, He Survived //
fg image origin:
Google
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?Pedro orgasm |
pedrohotstuff |
(1.00) |
846 |
2011-02-11 |
description:
Pedro's o face
domain:
pedroface
site text:
MASTURBATE TO DEAD CHILDREN // ON TINYCHAT //
fg image origin:
Pedro
bg image origin:
Pedro
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?In the heat of the night, 8-bit beach |
BubbytheTourG |
(2.00) |
1,627 |
2011-02-10 |
description:
A federal agent is dead. A killer is loose. And the City of the Angels is about to explode.
just sit back and watch and enjoy the music
domain:
heatofthenight1
fg image origin:
,
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?Confused disco bear |
vvp |
(3.00) |
1,930 |
2011-02-08 |
description:
This bear has been sleeping much longer than one winter, so it thinks it's still '70s and that means DISCO!
domain:
discobear
site text:
Soon it will realise that disco // is dead for good, // RUN!
fg image origin:
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4619/karpor.gif
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?Deadly Dancing |
gregkinnear2 |
(1.60) |
1,184 |
2011-02-07 |
description:
Capoeira
domain:
capoeiragirl
fg image origin:
YouTube
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?Chuck saw everything |
ianpanz |
(2.00) |
634 |
2011-02-07 |
description:
He saw
domain:
Chuckknows
fg image origin:
Wikipedia and Dead Rising 2
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?(nsfw) Deadliest Son of a B*tch |
lsmft |
(3.25) |
2,019 |
2011-02-05 |
description:
Isaac Newton, more deadly than Chuck Norris on steroids.
domain:
NEWTONSOB
site text:
DEADLIEST // SON OF A BITCH // IN SPACE
fg image origin:
unlicensed pic of newton
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?3 years of YTMND |
bob8972 |
(3.00) |
1,344 |
2011-02-04 |
description:
:D
domain:
thissitereallysucks
site text:
._. // //
fg image origin:
Nick from Left 4 Dead 2
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