| ?RYAN DUNN IS DEAD! |
jimmm |
(3.96) |
5,321 |
2011-06-20 |
|
description:
Cue the bagpipes.
domain:
norelation
site text:
So is Clarence Clemons :( // //
fg image origin:
Clarence Calrissian
|
| ?Dad's Dead (Gilbert Grape) |
notk |
(3.83) |
5,319 |
2006-03-19 |
|
description:
Mama Grape is upset with Arnie, because Dad is Dead. The height of the careers of Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio.
domain:
dadsdead
site text:
STOP IT // STOP IT // I SAID STOP IT
fg image origin:
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (Self Rip)
|
| ?Freddy Krueger's Super Rave. |
chomedy |
(3.91) |
5,314 |
2006-01-29 |
|
description:
Freddy Krueger raves it up better than you, your momma, your poppa, and your pets.
domain:
freddyrave
site text:
Freddy Raves // Like a Dream //
fg image origin:
Freddy's Dead
|
| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,314 |
2011-03-24 |
|
description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
fg image origin:
Question taken from Yahoo! Answers (posted by myself) on Wednesday, March 23. Later copied and pasted to Vampirecafe and one travel website.
|
| ?World of Warcraft > Life |
Sware |
(2.42) |
5,298 |
2006-10-21 |
|
description:
John's "Freezie" friend (the girl) is going to take him to the movies.
But.. the guild has other plans for him.
domain:
OnlinePhenenomon
site text:
If he doesnt have a life.. // He's DEAD //
fg image origin:
4chan (temp)
|
| ?Dawn of the Dead of New Orleans |
HeyBlue |
(2.31) |
5,296 |
2005-09-03 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
dotdno
site text:
// // grab your guns!!!
fg image origin:
News pictures of Katrina victims
|
| ?Dead Bird NOOOO |
spacecow123 |
(3.00) |
5,291 |
2007-01-28 |
|
description:
It's pretty simple. Do I need a description?
domain:
deadbirdnoooo
fg image origin:
/b/
|
| ?ROSA PARKS - THE FIRST JEDI |
ngamer007 |
(1.70) |
5,276 |
2005-10-25 |
|
description:
Rosa Parks is the first Jedi. This stupid site better not start a new craze. A "first jedi" craze featuring historial dead figures probably wouldn't be the most comical.
domain:
rosaparksfirstjedi
|
| ?7 - Nitrogen |
mike-smith |
(4.62) |
5,274 |
2007-11-10 |
|
description:
Introduced in 1999, "promession" is an eco-friendly means of disposing of dead bodies, immersing them in liquid nitrogen, and shattering them into tiny pieces, which will decompose faster.
domain:
zequals7
fg image origin:
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
|
| ?Die, frat boy bastards! |
Rogue9 |
(1.31) |
5,273 |
2005-11-14 |
|
description:
One of my classmates is dead because the frat boys let an underage kid get drunk and high, and then drive home. He left her lying in a ditch. Ban the frats!
domain:
banthefrats
site text:
// DIE! //
fg image origin:
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/state/13146195.htm?tem
|
| ?(nsfw) The nigga dead. |
jdodger |
(2.45) |
5,263 |
2005-12-11 |
|
description:
Richard Pryor 1940-2005. The n*gg* dead.
domain:
pryorsdead
site text:
RIP // //
|
| ?Vader still loves butterfingers |
Doublex776 |
(4.10) |
5,255 |
2006-10-05 |
|
description:
They're even better when you're dead!
domain:
vaderlovescandy
fg image origin:
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
|
| ?The Evil Dead remake has one weakness... |
Ocelot626 |
(3.64) |
5,251 |
2005-11-14 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
evildeadashton
site text:
Ashton Kutcher // //
|
| ?(nsfw) When Beaker Gives You The Finger |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.21) |
5,236 |
2006-10-11 |
|
description:
Don't mess with the ultimate thug duo, bitch!
domain:
dontmesswithmuppets
site text:
// Your dead Scrooge //
fg image origin:
Muppet Christmas Carol
|
|
|
| ?Hammer Bros Stage |
strunken-white |
(3.40) |
5,229 |
2008-06-27 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
haybichzdeadphadsphail
fg image origin:
hay bichz dead phad phail
|
| ?Suffer Like G Did!? |
JoeBarborak |
(3.24) |
5,225 |
2006-12-13 |
|
description:
Whoa, I'm sufferin' like G did!
domain:
sufferlikegdid
fg image origin:
House/Typing of the Dead 2
|
| ?Yes it Needs Benny Hill Music. |
piggy |
(2.74) |
5,211 |
2005-08-07 |
|
description:
jesus chases old jonnie.
domain:
jumpingjesus
site text:
jesus wants // the pope // dead!
|
| ?Epic Head Kick Maneuver (UFC/MMA, big file) |
ToastChef |
(3.35) |
5,205 |
2007-02-09 |
|
description:
Rashad Evans lands a Cro Cop style head kick on Sean Salmon at UFC Ultimate Fight Night 8. I know this is a dead fad, but I couldn't think of anything else to put with this picture.
domain:
epicheadkick
fg image origin:
UFCJunkie? UFCMania? One of those sites
|
| ?Steve Irwin R.I.P |
bikesuicide |
(1.68) |
5,204 |
2006-09-03 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
steveirwindead
site text:
DEAD // DEAD // DEAD
|
| ?I like dead girl boobs... |
JanetTheDevil |
(2.47) |
5,194 |
2006-07-18 |
|
description:
In outer space no one knows you touch dead girl boobs....
domain:
outerspaceboobies
site text:
huh? // huh? // lawl.
fg image origin:
Google
|
| ?Pete goes ****ing nuts |
Crazyreyn |
(3.50) |
5,187 |
2005-07-19 |
|
description:
From Shaun of the Dead - Pete goes nuts at Shaun and Ed for playing Electro at 4 in the ****ing morning
domain:
petefkinuts
site text:
IT'S FOUR IN // THE FUCKING // MORNING!
fg image origin:
DVD frame capture
|
| ?(nsfw) A Not-So Urgent Message |
shadydragon |
(3.99) |
5,179 |
2007-06-25 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
notsourgent
fg image origin:
Dawn of the dead
|
| ?(nsfw) Dark Side Of The Storage: Any Dead Nigg... |
KillFiction |
(3.74) |
5,167 |
2007-08-13 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
DarkSideOfTheMoon
fg image origin:
Pink Floyd
|
| ?Dead rat in your bread!!! |
dementedsquirtle |
(3.58) |
5,164 |
2005-08-11 |
|
description:
oh I found this vomit-worthy image on google image search...
domain:
ratbread
site text:
RAT // BREAD //
fg image origin:
www.braintree.gov.uk
|
| ?Night of the Living Dead |
pitpat |
(3.84) |
5,162 |
2005-07-14 |
|
description:
First attempt at making music with Reason. Added two sound clips from badmovies.org.
domain:
notld
fg image origin:
archive.org mpg
|
| ?He's dead, Jim! |
fokkerscourge |
(3.30) |
5,162 |
2005-04-03 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
popemccoy
site text:
HE'S // DEAD // JIM!
|
| ?He's Skiing on One Ski! |
robomechaguy |
(3.00) |
5,152 |
2007-08-01 |
|
description:
He's Skiing on One Ski
domain:
betteroffdeadtmnd
site text:
He's skiing on one ski! // //
fg image origin:
Better Off Dead
|
| ?Don't forget to kill Philip |
BUKU |
(3.33) |
5,149 |
2006-07-07 |
|
description:
Classic Shaun of the Dead quote.
domain:
killphilip
site text:
don't forget // to kill // Philip
fg image origin:
Shaun of the Dead
|
| ?I'm dead? You sh*tting me? |
icesnow |
(3.79) |
5,146 |
2009-06-30 |
|
description:
Billy Mays Not Here. :(
domain:
billymaysnothere
fg image origin:
Google + Edits
|
| ?Mr. Miyagi is....OMGWTFBBQ! |
soodey |
(3.40) |
5,145 |
2005-11-26 |
|
description:
Mr. Miyagi Aint dead yet
domain:
zombiemiyagi
site text:
Oh Miyagod! // //
|