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List of all the failed attempts of women this year, excluding shitty flakes.

Green Day - Wake me up when September ends

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

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Cracko addiction would lead the US government to make Crackos illegal, but it failed to stop the crimes associated with Cracko dealing and usage.

Cracko corn, I don't care

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fail Theme

Bluetooth Fail Legacy

Suzanne Fails at Life

SPAMMER

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fail Theme

STEVEN UNIVERSAPOCALYPSE 2015 A joke site at the request at the aforementioned "cuntbountry" due to being recently bombarded with idiots who failed to adhere to their specific tastes.

A clip from the hit television program circa 1999, Family Guy

After Kurt Cobain failed at killing himself, he decided, fuck it, and made millions becoming the Quik spokesman.

Kurt Cobain Quik Ad

Commentator fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vXGLx63FEo

friggin fail

zaza

Talk about an "Epic Fail".

The Price is Right

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fail theme

Connection to ladder server failed with error: Error: socket hang up; please try again later

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Paul Walker Drift Fail Barbie Car

LOL Internet

bike fail

DJ Snake - Bird Machine feat Alesia

Thankfully only 4 failed to open.

MST3K 405 - Being From Another Planet

Apple fails at hearing the rythmn.

In Flames - Cloud Connected (full mp3)

Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

Monty Python's summarise Proust

Gordon Brown's Master Mason handshake at G20 2009.

The Theme of Fail

pc gangsta

thitis ft. empne - fail

Vote 5, please.

The Theme of Fail

you failed a deploy

adsf

Troll Fail

google

Made in adobe after effects with a scene frome office space, and a gman pic. The old servers which are failing contain the regenge driven ghost of gman having wonderful times.

Tiny Tim's Having a Wonderful Time

This is what I believe happens when the server fails

YouTube

This is a joke about a dog that thought it could fly, but couldn't in a ultimate fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo

simcity2013 fails

I was the first one using this sound on ytmnd

Marco Rubio Epic Fail.

Sound. Eddie Money - Gimme Some Water