?Hammock! |
cowpatch5 |
(3.14) |
648 |
2009-06-21 |
description:
This song is too obscure so this site will probably fail.
sound origin:
Ledernacken
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?You fail. |
Itaku |
(2.78) |
770 |
2009-06-16 |
description:
give this link to someone when they fail
sound origin:
http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/price.htm
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?Dwight Fails Michael |
iceshifter32 |
(3.63) |
1,343 |
2009-06-14 |
description:
Dwight has failed Michael for the last time
sound origin:
The Office, Star Wars
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?Best Buy Fail |
Fabian |
(2.00) |
1,297 |
2009-06-14 |
description:
Fail at speeEeeEleeng
sound origin:
already a loser for re using
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?Met Fail |
jabuck |
(3.21) |
2,976 |
2009-06-12 |
description:
Met Fail
sound origin:
price is right
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?CHALLENGETMND - Round 2 |
shadebrand |
(3.13) |
1,047 |
2009-06-10 |
description:
Ok guys, 5 things:
1)waiting listers failed to mail me
2)PARTICIPANTS failed to mail me
3)polend
4)follow the rules please
5)you can go vote 1 on assc*ck's first round entry now.
sound origin:
Good job to (almost) everyone
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?Forrest Gump Doesn't Understand Matlab |
DynamoScotch |
(3.58) |
4,746 |
2009-06-08 |
description:
Forrest Gump Tries, and fails, at understanding Matlab. Perhaps he should have finished C.
sound origin:
Forest Gump
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?Hitler had one weakness |
Askir28 |
(2.50) |
1,686 |
2009-06-08 |
description:
Why Hitler failed.
sound origin:
Kim Jong Il's Missle had one weakness
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?(nsfw) Googlle auto complete fail |
sammyc69 |
(1.83) |
1,920 |
2009-06-08 |
description:
Google auto complete FAIL
sound origin:
My laptop
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?integer in DB -> inflation hits germany |
ollj |
(3.83) |
2,317 |
2009-06-07 |
description:
looks like the script that queries the database fails to use an unsigned 16 bit integer at some place for some silly reason.
Didnt make YTMNDs for over 2 years, never was good.
sound origin:
.hack//roots opening - Silly Go Round
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?David Carradine's Deadly Kung Fu Grip |
alefeb |
(3.00) |
1,104 |
2009-06-05 |
description:
lol, masturbation FAIL
sound origin:
Kung Fu: The Series
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?An epic fail..and a mighty win! |
fatdragon8 |
(2.80) |
1,105 |
2009-06-01 |
description:
FAIL!
sound origin:
daft punk robot rock
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?Uncomfortable Memories for PEZ |
CaptainRedHook |
(4.00) |
2,917 |
2009-06-01 |
description:
bringing up a sore spot for PEZ
sound origin:
fail sound
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?BIG BOPPIN |
Father-McKenzie |
(4.06) |
4,179 |
2009-05-29 |
description:
Jiles Perry "J.P." Richardson Jr. (October 24, 1930 – February 3, 1959), known as The Big Bopper, was an American singer, songwriter and disc jockey. His best-known compositions include "Chantilly Lace" and "White Lightning", the latter of which became George Jones' first number one hit in 1959. Richardson was killed in an airplane crash in Clear Lake, Iowa, in 1959, along with fellow musicians Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens, and the pilot, Roger Peterson.[1]
Contents
1 Early life
2 Career
2.1 Radio
2.2 Singer and songwriter
3 Personal life
4 Death
5 Compositions
5.1 Songwriting
6 Tributes
7 Book, film, and stage
8 References
9 Further reading
10 External links
Early life
J.P. Richardson was born in Sabine Pass, Texas, the oldest son of oil-field worker Jiles Perry Richardson (1905–1984) and his wife Elise (Stalsby) Richardson (1909–1983). They had two other sons, Cecil (1934–1989) and James (1932–2010). The family soon moved to Beaumont, Texas. Richardson graduated from Beaumont High School in 1947 and played on the "Royal Purple" American football team as a defensive lineman, wearing number 85.[2] Richardson later was a radio disc jockey while at Lamar College,[3] where he studied prelaw and was a member of the band and chorus.
Career
Radio
Richardson worked part-time at Beaumont, Texas radio station KTRM (now KZZB). He was hired by the station full-time in 1949 and quit college. Richardson married Adrianne Joy Fryou on April 18, 1952, and their daughter Debra Joy was born in December 1953, soon after Richardson was promoted to supervisor of announcers at KTRM. In March 1955 he was drafted into the United States Army and did his basic training at Fort Ord, California. He spent the rest of his two-year service as a radar instructor at Fort Bliss in El Paso, Texas. Richardson returned to KTRM radio following his discharge as a corporal in March 1957, where he held down the "Dishwashers' Serenade" shift from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Monday to Friday.
One of the station's sponsors wanted Richardson for a new time slot, and suggested an idea for a show. Richardson had seen college students doing a dance called The Bop, and he decided to call himself "The Big Bopper". His new radio show ran from 3:00 to 6:00 p.m., and he soon became the station's program director. In May 1957 he broke the record for continuous on-air broadcasting by 8 minutes. He performed for a total of five days, two hours, and eight minutes from a remote setup in the lobby of the Jefferson Theatre in downtown Beaumont, playing 1,821 records[4] and taking showers during 5-minute newscasts.[3] Richardson is credited for creating the first music video in 1958, and recorded an early example himself.[4]
Singer and songwriter
Richardson, who played guitar, began his musical career as a songwriter. George Jones later recorded Richardson's "White Lightning", which became Jones's first No. 1 country hit in 1959 (#73 on the pop charts). Richardson also wrote "Running Bear" for Johnny Preston, his friend from Port Arthur, Texas. The inspiration for the song came from Richardson's childhood memory of the Sabine River, where he heard stories about Indian tribes. Preston's recording was not released until August 1959, six months after Richardson's death. The song became a No. 1 hit for three weeks in January 1960. The man who launched Richardson as a recording artist was Harold "Pappy" Daily from Houston. Daily was promotion director for Mercury and Starday Records and signed Richardson to Mercury. Richardson's first single, "Beggar to a King", had a country flavor, but failed to gain any chart action.
sound origin:
BIG BOPPIN
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?The Third Strike |
GaryGnu |
(3.38) |
782 |
2009-05-29 |
description:
Radio Citrus failed to go live again for the third week in a row. Now who gives a sh*t?
sound origin:
The sound of nothing being ignored
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?Major Comment Ownage |
SAVEUSY2J |
(3.00) |
986 |
2009-05-29 |
description:
This is very funny.
sound origin:
Fails at Life
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?Lex Luthor > 4chan |
Jedi787Plus |
(3.77) |
6,424 |
2009-05-10 |
description:
After Sean Connery and Capt Jean-Luc Picard failed to defeat 4chan, Lex Luthor shows up and, thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!!!, finally defeats her.
sound origin:
Lex Luthor: Superman Returns (C) Warner Studios; Sean Connery: F
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?caps fan fail |
Accelx |
(2.50) |
1,776 |
2009-05-06 |
description:
Sad capitals fan as the Penguins score in overtime.
sound origin:
Price is right fail sound
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?Chicken for me |
nikkitatts |
(2.25) |
906 |
2009-05-06 |
description:
KFC - Chicken for Me, Kentucky Fried Fail for all the people who is trying to redeem free chicken coupons from Oprah
sound origin:
i'll never tell but i gots the rights son
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?Word Twist Fail |
Eight-Ball |
(1.00) |
1,018 |
2009-05-03 |
description:
Facebook and wordtwist fail.
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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?Anime Cosplayer Fails at life...and becomes Lurch ... |
carolbeer |
(3.50) |
1,519 |
2009-04-30 |
description:
Attempting to cosplay as who knows what, this chick ends up as the lovable doorman Lurch from "The Addams Family," thus failing horribly at life.
sound origin:
YTMND
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?SINGAPORE |
houseofcards |
(4.22) |
2,043 |
2009-04-28 |
description:
I fully anticipate some moron is gonna come by and tell me how I misheard this, and how it isn't actually saying Singapore. It never fails, really.
sound origin:
Singapore
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?Oliver wants more Beats |
JohnnyTruant |
(3.00) |
1,458 |
2009-04-27 |
description:
failed forced fad
sound origin:
Crystal Castles-Air War (studio version)
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?Blagojevich looks like.... |
Bluegamer |
(3.50) |
1,679 |
2009-04-26 |
description:
FAILtmnd (found on failblog.org)
sound origin:
FAIL
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?KFC knows their target audience |
nonoyawns |
(2.40) |
2,403 |
2009-04-26 |
description:
New grilled chicken. If black people aren't on board, it will fail.
sound origin:
DJ Kool
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?Gary Busey is having a wonderful time (Gary Buse... |
peesauce |
(3.73) |
4,470 |
2009-04-26 |
description:
bill cosby fails at breaking the cuffs
sound origin:
gary "hi im gary busey" busey
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?Scientology fags ruined 4chan |
ShimigamiDrahcir |
(2.30) |
1,250 |
2009-04-25 |
description:
FAIL
sound origin:
1000 pounds of fail fliped to create -1000 pounds which =+1000 p
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?Catch that traitor! |
Flameman |
(4.06) |
5,444 |
2009-04-24 |
description:
I know. I failed with the heads of the runners. Please don't comment on it.
sound origin:
http://dreddlaw.ytmnd.com/, http://boxchase.ytmnd.com/
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?Amazing Music Selection |
TheFuzzyMan |
(3.00) |
823 |
2009-04-21 |
description:
Umm...playing southern music while aliens are attacking your trains...FAIL.
sound origin:
Traintown Deluxe
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?Nationals Uniform Fail |
irockout1 |
(3.55) |
1,646 |
2009-04-20 |
description:
As if the Nats didn't fail before....
sound origin:
price_is_right_fail_gif
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