?33/78: Stapler Man |
DarthWang |
(4.39) |
2,759 |
2018-08-06 |
description:
Stapler Man isn't a very hard boss to beat, but you have to remember to give him his weapon back before the end of the game or he'll set Dr. Light's Laboratory on fire
sound origin:
Unstaplered
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?(nsfw) Jonathan Quali is a dipshit!!! |
boobieasstitties |
(2.80) |
1,198 |
2018-08-03 |
description:
Jonathan Quali has NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE BLOCKCHAIN SPACE!
blatant disregard for the communities he moderates...total dickhead!!!
IF JONATHAN QUALI IS ON THE TEAM...YOU BETTER RUN, BOY!!!
sound origin:
fuck quali
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?ALCHEMINT IS A SCAM!!! |
boobieasstitties |
(4.00) |
849 |
2018-08-03 |
description:
most inept team on the planet!!!
how's that 0.2x feel?!!!!
sound origin:
alchemint is a scam
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?Johnnylurg sends me a private message |
ldrancer |
(3.94) |
1,682 |
2018-07-31 |
description:
johnnylurg is gone. this is from the message he sent to me he made a big deal on about
btw searched and lurgs gone. no sites by him. no account creation. his sites were a waste of bandwidth anyway. hahah
sound origin:
actual audio recording of an actual sound file
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?Moon Man Sends Demi Lovato A Telepathic Messa... |
tenantennae |
(3.93) |
1,294 |
2018-07-28 |
description:
Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."
sound origin:
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?Shall We Skip It? |
parrothead1983 |
(3.38) |
541 |
2018-07-14 |
description:
There's a counter on this ball!
sound origin:
Evil Dead YouTube ad + Tiger Toys Skip It TVCM
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?letsago plays love and I on guitar |
letsago |
(2.33) |
1,038 |
2018-07-09 |
description:
I play the jazz song by maxine gray love and i on guitar with maxine gray singing
sound origin:
Love and i with maxine gray on vocals
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?HEEEEEEEEY! HOOOOOOOOO! |
antimax |
(3.80) |
1,165 |
2018-07-08 |
description:
HEEEEEEEEY! HOOOOOOOOO! Sync finally fixed on HTML5.
sound origin:
Naughty By Nature: Hip Hop Hooray
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?(nsfw) I play jazz guitar with moon man |
letsago |
(4.00) |
1,824 |
2018-07-04 |
description:
Letsago plays you go to my head on guitar with moon man on piano.
sound origin:
Used piano backing track
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?(nsfw) I play you go to my head on guitar |
letsago |
(2.00) |
1,242 |
2018-07-02 |
description:
I play the jazz standard you go to my head on guitar.enjoy.Song made famous by Frank sinatra
sound origin:
You go to my head on guitar
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?I play alice in wonderland on guitar |
letsago |
(3.00) |
1,002 |
2018-06-30 |
description:
I play the Disney song alice in wonderland and jazz standard on guitar.enjoy
sound origin:
Wonderland
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?Daily Motivation |
tenantennae |
(3.00) |
797 |
2018-06-23 |
description:
Never give up on achieving your goals. Do Whatever It Takes. #motivation
sound origin:
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?Brian Mueller has been found dead in Miami?! |
Waymu |
(2.33) |
443 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
Uh oh!!!! Pooped on my own head again!
sound origin:
my ass hole
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?(nsfw) moonman and me play sentimental reasons ... |
letsago |
(3.67) |
636 |
2018-06-15 |
description:
Me and moon man play the jazz song sentimental reasons on piano
sound origin:
Sentimental reasons piano
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?letsago plays god was one of us on guitar |
letsago |
(1.00) |
758 |
2018-06-12 |
description:
Letsago plays the song for as one of us made popular by Dr evil on electric guitar while Dr evil sings.
sound origin:
What if god was one of us cover
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?NORTH KOREA: THE ANIME |
furrytrash |
(3.80) |
1,201 |
2018-06-12 |
description:
This doesn't go on 4chan because it isn't a real anime
sound origin:
public-domain North Korean music from http://naenara.com.kp/en
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?Eisai Haramasukoi |
DougFukkie |
(3.80) |
827 |
2018-06-11 |
description:
It will catch on!
sound origin:
Pop Team Epic
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?(nsfw) fat greedy peg with a penis |
letsago |
(3.00) |
1,276 |
2018-06-07 |
description:
peg the wife from good troop greedy and fat with a huge penis
sound origin:
Me on electric guitar playing rock
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?(nsfw) What 12,000 shekels worth of cocaine look... |
jimmyshackleton |
(3.67) |
1,372 |
2018-06-07 |
description:
12,000 shekels worth of cocaine
sound origin:
DJ Duro - Cocaine Motherfucker
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?Lando is Gay now LOL!!!! |
mik3m |
(3.55) |
2,156 |
2018-06-03 |
description:
Patna Medical College and Hospital (abbreviated as PMCH) was established in 1925 and originally known as Prince of Wales Medical College, is a medical college located in Patna, the state capital of Bihar, India.
It is located on the southern bank of the river Ganges and is now affiliated to Aryabhatta Knowledge University (previously: Patna University). The exact location is on Ashok Rajpath which is also home to other colleges of Patna University. It has more than 1748 beds which is at par with AIIMS. The emergency ward is called IGCE (Indira Gandhi Central Emergency) and has an additional 220 beds. It is one of the busiest hospitals in India. The average daily opd[clarification needed] patients is one of the highest in India (Safdurjung Hospital having the highest).
sound origin:
fart
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?(nsfw) letsago plays jazz piano |
letsago |
(4.00) |
1,471 |
2018-06-02 |
description:
I play some music on the piano.enjoy.it's improvization
sound origin:
Me playing jazz piano
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?I play let the good times roll on guitar |
letsago |
(2.00) |
878 |
2018-06-01 |
description:
I play along to the jazz song let the good times roll on guitar by Louis jordan
sound origin:
Let good times roll with me on electric guitar
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,220 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
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sound origin:
policy
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?BLURB BLURB BLURB MOO BLBLBL |
portnoyd |
(1.00) |
592 |
2018-05-25 |
description:
Hang on to your butts.
sound origin:
Shamelessly Stolen from a Classic
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?letsago plays along to irresistible you on guitar |
letsago |
(4.14) |
1,151 |
2018-05-22 |
description:
I Letsago plays along to the jazz song irresistible you on guitar from batman arkham asylum game
sound origin:
Irresistible you from batman arkham asylum
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?Draw Moon Man Day 18 (its still before 12 midnight ... |
ldrancer |
(3.00) |
1,045 |
2018-05-16 |
description:
fucking 11:30 california time on draw moon man day 18 I remembered its draw moon man day. Draw moon man. get rid of suzanne spam, moon man is the man.
sound origin:
cure love cats extended vinyl
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?All of those elephant feces spammers got BANNE... |
kbimbatti22 |
(3.33) |
1,247 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup.
All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all.
Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others.
In total, as far as I know, five people were hit.
AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit.
Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified.
Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows.
Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism".
Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png)
If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.
sound origin:
yes yes
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
993 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
sound origin:
news
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?OEIS sequence A250178 |
joel3k |
(4.00) |
860 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
The On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences shows how many cupcakes Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg would have had if they were hungry for more than a baker's dozen.
sound origin:
chris parnell and andy samberg rapping about cupcakes in the legendary Lazy Sunday saturday night live digital short
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?SpaceX launches new rocket primed for future cre... |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.00) |
1,282 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit.
The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center.
Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean.
The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model.
Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars.
SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them.
Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk.
It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch.
The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX.
The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka.
“Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.”
The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission.
Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads.
Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars.
SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.
sound origin:
news
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