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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

simpsons + street fighter

this thing

carry on wayward son

Look at that, I got him thinking, I got him thinking, maybe I can win a pawn

For some reason I only really remember 2 things about this movie: this line, and the fact that in the final game, the rival kid could have actually drawn if he didn't take on e5 with his king a few moves before the end

The sacred bug chanting has begun. Join this greatman on his spiritual journey through the valley of bugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

Tomoe Umari (Birthday: December 13) is an American independent VTuber. Just a Military Horse Girl looking to make the world a better place! Vote for me to be your 2024 United States President! Tomoe's debut was livestreamed on September 10, 2022. She has streamed herself playing Tetris, Scribblenuats, Ultrakill, Getting Over it, Warhammer, West of Loathing, DOOM, Cuphead, Far Cry 3, Minecraft, Sun Haven, Red Dead Redemption 2, INSANAQUARIUM, Minesweeper, Hitman 2, The Hunter: Call of the Wild, Kingsway, Hidden Folks, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Halo 3:ODST, Untitled Goose Game, Needy Streamer Overload, Pac-Man, Enter the Gungeon, Pokemon, Slime Rancher and Superliminal amongst other games. She also hosts streams dedicated to jigsaw building, pixel art, and just chatting. Date joined Youtube: October 5, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ygV_8PF7eU

Just a Barney Bunch video on this cheater in Minecraft

Speakonia

Billy Mays ain't got nothing on her

Moonpie Sonata

Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in... Not by the hair on your chinny, chin, chin? Then I'll screech, and I'll punch And I'll Curse Ye-Ha-Me-Ha your house in!

But I, corrected them sir

YTMND on Solana!

The original

Hogansoft Pain

DJ Hogan - Steamer Whippin Intro

His firebox was on fire.

From the Thomas And Friends episode "Firey Flynn"

MARIO JUDAH

Die Very Rough by Mario Judah on Youtube

timmy on timmy

deep heaven

An user on roblox joined an game and started to dance!

random old roblox lobby music

You can't tell me Netherrealm Studios doesn't have at least one (1) degen on staff. Not that I'm necessarily complaining. Hey, someone's gotta fill the furry degenerate void Spotz and others left. >.>

[REDACTED], a scalie creaming his pants about vore

WHY AM I ON FIRE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME I AM BURNING ALIVE

pixabay

hit the quan

monty on the run

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

This audio file is a sample from the song "Funky Drummer" from James Brown, released in 1970 as a single and recorded November 20th, 1969 in Cincinatti, Ohio, featuring drummer Clyde Stubblefield playing an improvised drum break.

Apparently you can't be teh ghey without being a flaming twenty-something swinger. Don't get me started on "LGB drop the T" or bi erasure...

https://nomorefuel.ytmnd.com/

It's time to bring back NEDM

edited version of the second DOOM: DARK AGES trailer with the NEDM Cat mixed in

We don't live in a society. We live in an economy. A bad one, at that.

Monstrosity - Fire Emblem Awakening

I could have posted this on YouTube but I'd get a copyright strike if I do so, lul

"A Cover Is Not A Book" + Eminem AI voice model

on my boss shit

his ass

"One of the best broadcast bloopers of all time - ABC Radio's Headline Edition TRIES to broadcast the news, but doesn't - and when it gives itself a pat on the back for it, it's just too much for the announcer, let alone the anchorman, to take." - earthstation1.com description (Not an off-air recording.)

earthstation1.com "audio weirdness" section on broadcast bloopers.

Someone apparently liked it.

A hook from a song about a ring on an it.

Already too late to do something like this but I don't care anyway. Also, Free for All is seriously underrated.

Free for All - Sterile Angus (as well as that BBC News report on "that raid")

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Sonic theme on kazoo

cat falls down

Again. Cat falling down the stairs, found on youtube.