?Here's a tip: EAT LESS FOOD. |
MasterSitsu |
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72,421 |
2005-12-04 |
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no actualy i'm bout 5 foot 10 inches and weigh bout 115 pounds. I need to gain weight
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?Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial expressi... |
SpliceVW |
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2005-10-25 |
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To the above poster, apparently she is eating properly now and gaining weight. DURR
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?Homer Visits New Orleans |
drunkanimals |
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104,765 |
2006-01-17 |
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the pig was a different episode, when he was trying to gain weight I think, and it wasn't chocolate
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?Toothbrush Pr0n |
r3cusant |
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84,326 |
2006-03-20 |
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less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
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?Can't Break Donkey Lips's Stride |
dougfunnie |
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20,562 |
2006-04-05 |
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is that the episode where sponge and donkey lips are going to tag team wrestle, but sponge needs to gain weight and DL needs to lose some?
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?Disney World is naughty |
AwayFromZeBubble |
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2,401 |
2006-04-05 |
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I KNOW! I noticed some FAT ones. I'm like WTF? I think maybe they weren't fat when the were casted and then gained weight, but they can't fire people for being fat? I donno, the one cinderlla I worked with this one day...words can not describe it. She was
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?nicole richie doesnt change facial expressions |
sallypoopypants |
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14,190 |
2006-04-04 |
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I think the only one they can fire for weight gain is Tinkerbell (she'd crash into the wall on the zipline :p)
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?New Rush Hour??!!1 |
YourTheCoconutMan |
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4,508 |
2006-05-11 |
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Holy sh*t, thats Chris Tucker? He gained a little weight.
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?WTF Peter Jackson is skinny? |
FishDealer |
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5,771 |
2006-05-18 |
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Peter Jackson rocks... I've been a fan since "Bad Taste," which took him about four years to make... and if you watch closely through the film, you can actually see him losing and gaining weight during those four years.
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?MacGyver is everywhere you want to be. |
DarkTree |
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6,126 |
2006-05-18 |
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I should've seen that coming. Damn has Richard Dean Anderson gained some weight.
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?OMFG MSPACMAN IS REAL |
RyjinX |
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2,135 |
2006-05-22 |
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lawlz it looks like the mosh girl gained weight. Wait, thatd be a good i dea for a site. Im using your pic kthxbye
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?lol gestation |
mrbeanie |
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28,104 |
2006-08-05 |
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My sister-in-law didn't even gain weight or any of that stuff when she had her baby (which is about a month old now) actually she lost weight...very wierd.
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?YTMND: Good & Bad (Warning: LONG!) |
Element-Leaf |
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2,481 |
2006-08-06 |
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weighted voting is a bad bad idea...people will make quick sh*t to vote, NARVs will such each other off for votes, and then they'll gain epic erections to downvote legitimately creative sites with their power
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?Scientology uses the E-Meter |
Jolb |
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17,492 |
2006-06-12 |
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Oh sh*t, them I must be larger than a whale if I gain weight through imaginating things! No wonder hollywood is so braindead!
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?weigh a pie |
skatevans99 |
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12,740 |
2006-03-09 |
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I need to get me some of that lighter than air pie. Zero weight gain!
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?(nsfw) Christina Ricci has a large forehead |
KmILLz |
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9,261 |
2005-07-12 |
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Gain the weight back! D:
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?Lee Adama is a Fatass (updated) |
gamempire |
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47,189 |
2006-10-07 |
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How do you gain weight on a military spaceship with limited food?
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?Rapist Search! |
impactaway |
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123,857 |
2006-10-25 |
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Looks like the guy tried to gain a bunch of weight really fast to hide his identity.
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?(nsfw) Remember the girl from Harriet the Spy? |
whiteman |
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6,995 |
2006-08-25 |
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Someone needs to gain some weight, really. That was creepy.
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?Geordi: Slip n Slide Extraordinaire |
State-of-mind |
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8,332 |
2006-11-23 |
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music makes me want to gain weight
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?404: Penis not Found |
benjaphar |
(4.21) |
28,654 |
2006-11-25 |
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how do i gain weight?
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?(nsfw) The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer |
Sphonix |
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2006-10-14 |
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In January 2004, Sytch announced on the USA Pro Wrestling message board that she was planning on retiring from the sport by the end of the year and that she was going to become a flight attendant. Sytch stated that she had lost her passion for the business because she believed it was cruel and demeaning in light of some fans' comments regarding her personal life and recent weight gain. In a 2004 interview, Candido cited that no matter how well she performed, people would only pay attention to her increased figure. [1] However, Sytch reneged on her word as she has appeared on several indy wrestling shows since then - and still continues to do so to this day. Sytch later stated that she was simply kidding in regards to becoming a flight attendant and that she didn't really mean it. A few months later, Sytch would engage herself in another outside-the-ring venture as she started running a tanning salon in May 2004. However, Sytch would leave the salon business one year later due to a business dispute.
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?(nsfw) The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer |
Sphonix |
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2006-10-14 |
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When a technically-good joke is referred changing it with paraphrasing, it is not laughable anymore; this is because the paraphrase, changing some term or moving it within the sentence, breaks the joke mechanism (its vividness, brevity and rhythm), and its power and effectiveness are lost. Douglas Adams described sentences where the joke word is the final word as "comically weighted." This saves the "payoff" until the last possible moment, allowing the expectation for surprise to reach its highest point, while the mind is more firmly rooted in the pattern established by the rest of the sentence. [citation needed]
[edit] Why do we laugh (model of appreciation)
No satisfactory theory of laughter that explains why humans laugh has yet gained wide acceptance.
Some of the prominent explanations (that is a humor appreciation model) comes from part of the ideas contained in the psychology essay Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, by Sigmund Freud (1905) [4].
According to Freud's operational desc
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?Poor Lucille |
dctownes |
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1,972 |
2006-10-18 |
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Jared lost a lot of weight by only eating subway, but he also gained 3 lbs swallowing your fatty cum loads fget
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?To Those Brave Canadians... |
WAFFLEZ |
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4,141 |
2006-12-17 |
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If this thought gained possession of you, it would change you,
Or perhaps it would crush you;
The question in each and everything,
"Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?"
The question in each and everything,
"Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?"
Would you lie upon your actions as the greatest weight!
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hall of fame launched, now onto the bugs |
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this nightgown has gotten so tight after i gained weight from all the cum i swallow i better take it off. you should get out of those wet clothes too and come sit with me by the fire
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?SAD MISSERS™ 12 ;_; |
MurdarMachene |
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1,862 |
2007-01-24 |
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i think they're going miss their weight limit mark by a few hundred pounds. maybe they should try fifty four grams!!?!?!? of fat in the subway diet cuz they're not just going to gain it all back by eating overpriced meals all the time!
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?Kari From Mythbusters NUDE! |
xsabre |
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19,974 |
2007-05-11 |
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hmmm, I thought she was fatter, she needs to gain some weight.
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?T-800 deployed in Iraq |
rahan |
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34,731 |
2005-08-10 |
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Something isn't right. That may be Iraq, but before 9/11 when Pres. Bush's father sent troops into Baghdad. Because those suits are considered outdated, and look at Arnold. He may have gained some weight, but he has more hair. And I heard he stopped smoking cigars. Any input?
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?Hey guys, I'm back !!! |
syncan |
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13,356 |
2007-06-13 |
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Glad to hear your gaining weight again. Love the puppy.
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