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LOL wow haters just have no life.. not everyone who plays is some pimply faced teen kid... my wife plays, and about 60% of the people I work with fixing aircraft play.. we don't take it serrious though.. but those damn kids lol... Im glad someone finally posted this.. gives me more of a reason to request VENT in group and kick ANY damn kid.. then again.. i've sold so much gold to people IRL that it pays for my 6 month fee and my wife's :-) Keep it comming.. and screw all the haters.. this beats DR F*ggot

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He's right. after playing Unreal Tournament, my desire to blast people with my shock rifle has skyrocketed, and don't get me started about the plasma gun.

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oh and why do so many people play WoW well also ask the question why do so many people take celebrex or why do so many people blow their brains out with acid... because they just don't think before they do it or while they are doing it... hmm sounds like playing WoW to me!

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I was introduced to that conversation, and it sounded like something utterly beneath me. It was the chittering of large-headed beasts, all droning on about their various adventures in their pastime of pissing into the wind. "Yes, but what does it all MEAN?" I don't know, and why should I care?! I'd gather more from just asking the f*cking artist what he or she thought, felt, or meant in real and obvious terms and indisputable language. Why waste all the f*cking time and effort having discussion after discussion after discussion amongst yourselves about something which is pretty much indeterminate? Wild conjecturing and pointless postulating makes no sense to me. Why bother in a class where every answer is both the right and wrong answer? Why play a game with no rules?

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I did a google image search to see what food stamps look like because i'm a sheltered white *ssh*le, and the ones I came across looked like monoply money. I dunno, that just seems mean to me. It's like, people who need foodstamps have it bad enough already. You could at least make the foodstamps somewhat resemble official currency so the poor might retain a little bit of dignity. "Here ya go smelly play with these" "Hey don't buy baltic avenue. See, you're too poor to understand, but that's bad real estate.

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Heh, can't spot drunken posting huh? Seems like I hit a nerve with the nerd population. Don't get mad at me because I was out and about while you were at home playing Halo 3, you f*cking nerd.

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Play anonimously with people you don't know who want to touch you... >_> My mom always told me to not do that... Oh, P.S. first

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keaton, i'd f*ckin kill you in smash brothers. you don't wanna play with me.

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If you want to go ahead and make fun of that bunch of "pro gamers," be my guest. There's just as bad as the kind of idiots who run around screaming obscenities, teamkilling, and cheating. I just play with some friends to have fun and I don't like to see anyone's experience wrecked by a stupid kid with nothing better to do than ruin it for everyone else or an overzealous pro-nerd alike. You two bunches of f*gs can have all the fun you like together, but leave me out of it.

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I beg to differ, you are an attention whore, you love all the assc*cktmnds made about you. You get attention from people's reaction which makes it the same. Don't try to play word games with me. You aren't bill clinton.

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People ask me what my favorite team is all the time. Honestly, I don't watch football and really don't give a crap who signs with who. But when I give my answer, it's always the Vikings. I mean sh*t, it's the closest team to me. There are the Broncos fans and the Packers fans, but for some reason I picked the Vikings. The only NFL jersey (replica) that I've ever owned is a #84 Randy Moss from K-Mart. I got a lot of sh*t for wearing it when the Vikes beat the Packs in the 2004 play-offs, after Moss did that "pretending to moon the Packers fans" thing.

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CHERYL enters and approaches PETER laying on an empty cot, fooling with his car keys. attached to his car keys are several large over-sized novelty keychains which jingle and clang loudly as PETER nervously spins them on his index finger. CHERYL takes a moment to watch PETER with his keys, her anxiety level increases with the obnoxious clamber until she bursts out.<br /><br />CHERYL<br />why are you so upset? is it because your father threw you off that cliff?<br /><br />PETER<br />(adjusting his own mania with which he's playing with his keychians, seemingly to match CHERYL's visible anxiety level)<br />yes. yes that is why i am upset right now. so you can just, ok, i want to be left alove. for a very long time just to sit and let this settle in me. the whole cliff thing. am i being clear? i don't know what i'm saying. i'm - i'll go into the sun room and listen to jar of flies by alice in chains. this will help. It’s cosmic melancholy will help the facts sink into acceptance.<br /><br />PETER impulsively whips the fistfull of keychains into the corner of the room. a very loud buzzer is activated on one of the novelty keychains, and shows no sign of ceasing it’s single long square wave alarm.<br /><br />PETER<br />YOU NEVER FUCK ME ANYMORE CHERYL - i'm sorry, i'm really sorry don't go. please don't go. i need you here with me right now for this, don't go. i just...HE THREW ME OFF A CLIFF CHERYL!!! <br /><br />CHERYL<br />TURN THAT OFF. TURN IT OFF.<br /><br />PETER<br />he was my dad, he was always my daddy and then he did that. how can i ever learn to understand that.<br /><br />CHERYL walks over to the corner of the room and begins to fiddle with the mass of novelty keychains. the buzzing is so loud it renders PETER's rambling inaudible.<br /><br />CHERYL<br />WHICH ONE IS IT? FUCK, PETER. SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW.<br /><br />PETER continues to ramble on his cot. PETER pulls out his penis and beckons CHER

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These people that downvote obviously don't understand that the music and artwork is a play off of A-ha's, "Take on me". Plus the music in it holds doom's chord system with perfect 5th's. Very clever, I fav'd and fived. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&feature=related

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so to answer your question when I'm not completely trashed, <br /><br />in the top ten list of well paid movie stars I just looked at, I found one actor. as tired as his shit is getting, I think Depp is still capable of truly and convincingly becoming another individual for screen and stage. he does need to stop doing favors for Burton and work for a change however.<br /><br />as for other lists I looked over (not counting pay, but fame), here's a few I think worthwhile as far as the craft goes - <br /><br />Meryl Streep - don't like her films usually, but she has subtlety<br />Daniel Day Lewis - impressive range<br />Sean Penn - after Hurly Burly and Sweet and Lowdown, there's no questioning his ability for me. so what if he phones it in a lot these days?<br />Kevin Spacey - shame he got big. he's much better in a supporting role<br />Mel Gibson - okay, he's a piece of shit and so is most of his career, but he played the best Hamlet I've ever seen. if i were shooting my mouth off about an acting canon, I wouldn't put him in or anything, but he gets an honorable mention for that.<br />Gary Oldman - up there with Daniel Plainview for range<br /><br />And I could go on and on, and then join overtalkers anonymous: onandonanon.

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s'funny cuz I often feel like a DeLillo character. maybe I'll major in Hitler studies or write a dissertation on supermarket aisles. <br /><br />as for the conversation with the female persuasion, y'right, the book's a bad idea. like Zappa said,<br /><br />Don't never let her know you are smart.<br />The universe is no place to start.<br />You gotta play it straight from the heart,<br />She gwine renunciate you.<br /><br />...believe me later on you'll find,<br />As you impress her with your mind,<br />That you will just be left behind,<br />For a wiser fool.

Since you asked I'll give you some quick thoughts on how to improve the mood: create a built in system that punishes "bad" behavior. It doesn't have to be a moderator, in fact, maybe it is best that we keep those features separate. It should definitely be democratically decided what the criteria should be though, or at the very least, it should be decided by max or someone with ytmnd's best interests in mind. A smart, automated filter, if implemented (for sites, comments, account creation) could not be swayed by personal biases and would act as a fail safe in the event that a moderator's integrity has been compromised. This means no more vigilante acts of justice that encourages an alt account arms race. Once users are reverted to the same level playing field, the motivation to troll others will deflate since a large part of it is a power fantasy fulfilled by the distinct advantages of alts. Once users realize that ytmnd is no longer going to deal with their bullshit, everyone will quickly fall in line. And those that don't will be banned. Tell me what you think, and give me ideas on how to elaborate this into something admissible.

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I've never been to a drive in. I have nostalgia for something that I never experienced. Kind of like seeing people thrown into a moat for bad behavior. It makes perfect sense to me. Welcome back, old pal, to you! Or did you never leave? I stand firm with the belief that a medium can never die, only the devices that play it. Such is the state of the laserdisc. The artists can die, though, and I don't know where they all went! Or who took their place. Maybe nobody. I'll amend your proclamation: dormant medium.

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Lupe Fiasco: The Show Goes On Lyrics<br />Send "The Show Goes On" Ringtone to your Cell<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br /><br />[Lupe Fiasco Verse 1]<br />Have you ever had the feeling that you was being had<br />Don’t that sh-t make you mad<br />They treat you like a slave, with chains all on your soul,<br />And put whips up on your back,<br />They be lying through they teeth<br />Hope you slip up off your path<br />I don’t switch up I just laugh<br />Put my kicks up on they desk<br />Unaffected by they threats than get busy on they ass<br />See that’s how that Chi-Town made me<br />That’s how my daddy raised me<br />That glittering may not be gold, don’t let no body play me<br />If you are my homeboy, you never have to pay me<br />Go on and put your hands up, when times are hard you stand up<br />L-U-P the man, cause a brand that the fans trust<br />So even if they ban us they’ll never slow my plans up!<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br /><br />[Lupe Fiasco Verse 2]<br />One in the air for the people that ain’t here<br />Two in the air for the father that’s there<br />Three in the air for the kids in the ghetto<br />Four for the k

so when are we going to get a shitload of people to do a big conference call on skype and we discuss how to improve the site<br /><br />in before uncirc doesn't do it because he knows everyone will make fun of his voice, gr33nscr33n doesnt do it because pde10 is there, umfuld would never let his voice be heard in fear of someone recording it, lacrossestar spamming it with noise, rodheh eating mexican food, comradvolk playing music, me probably talking about something gay like final fantasy, max not being there, steakman insulting everyone, and special guest appearance HALO1GAMER says some few words and no one remembers who he is but me so they just kick him out of the chat<br /><br />and don't tell me to go to the fucking ytmnd vent, it's the same people that were in there when it was first created talking about the same old shit, they don't even have anything to do with ytmnd they are just a group of internet addicts talking about 4chan and porn

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for me, i use photoshop to make any frame edits, do importing etc, and use animation shop from jasc to handle editing the animation. Still, you can control the sync pretty easily by setting the frame delays, which have to be done in increments of .01 seconds. If you're using audacity, you can get pretty damn precise with the audio placement, so just line up the two. The only three commands you'll really need to make use of are copy, paste, and generate silence. Make sure the audio file is as long as the gif when you're done. Also don't use the in-program preview options, they don't play at the right speed 9 times out of 10, export and upload to your ytmnd preview instead. (nothing like making some orphaned asset ids)

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So basically, your defense is that in order for something to be racist, it has to be negative and/or hateful and/or ridiculing. Can't racism just result from plain ignorance? I do see what you mean about there being a difference between racism and racial stereotyping, but that doesn't change much for me. I don't find either to be very acceptable on its own.<br /><br />You have to make the very topic of racism the joke, not the actual content of racism. I thought your site about Asian baseball players was a fantastic demonstration of this. It played on a seemingly American stereotyping of Asians in such a way that the stereotyping perspective was the joke rather than Asians. In this site, I don't really see that.<br /><br />I think a better argument would be that you were contrasting the elements of the well-spoken, intellectual girl from Bill Nye with the crude stereotyping from long ago. Perhaps you could convince us that this was somehow satirical, that it actually had a point. Otherwise, it's just an out-of-the-way punchline that can only be funny because of just how out of the way it is. I suppose that's fine, but I'm sure there's plenty of other options you could have taken to get that effect.

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Man f-ck these bitch ass n-ggas how yall doin?<br />I’m Lil Tunechi, I’m a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges<br />I dont eat sushi, I’m the shit, no I’m pollution, no substitution<br />Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, p-ssy juicy<br />I never gave a f-ck about a hater got money on my radar<br />Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator<br />You n-ggas aint eatin, f-ck it, tell a waiter<br />Marley said shoot em, and I said ok,<br />If you wanted bullshit then I’m like olay,<br />I dont care what you say, so don’t even speak<br />Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil<br />That’s word to my flag, and my flag red<br />I’m out of my head, bitch I’m outta my mind from the bottom I climb<br />You aint hotter at mine, nope, not on my time and I’m not even trying<br />Whats poppin Slime? nothin five, and if they trippin f-ck em five<br />I aint got no time to shuck and jive, these n-ggas as sweet as pumpkin pie<br />Ciroc and sprite on a private flight<br />Bitch I’m enticing, guiding light, and my pockets white and my diamonds white<br />And my mommas nice and my daddy’s dead<br />You faggots scared cause I’m too wild, been here for a while<br />I was like f-ck trial I puts it down<br />I’m so young money if you got eyes look at me now bitch

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Man f-ck these bitch ass n-ggas how yall doin?<br />I’m Lil Tunechi, I’m a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges<br />I dont eat sushi, I’m the shit, no I’m pollution, no substitution<br />Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, p-ssy juicy<br />I never gave a f-ck about a hater got money on my radar<br />Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator<br />You n-ggas aint eatin, f-ck it, tell a waiter<br />Marley said shoot em, and I said ok,<br />If you wanted bullshit then I’m like olay,<br />I dont care what you say, so don’t even speak<br />Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil<br />That’s word to my flag, and my flag red<br />I’m out of my head, bitch I’m outta my mind from the bottom I climb<br />You aint hotter at mine, nope, not on my time and I’m not even trying<br />Whats poppin Slime? nothin five, and if they trippin f-ck em five<br />I aint got no time to shuck and jive, these n-ggas as sweet as pumpkin pie<br />Ciroc and sprite on a private flight<br />Bitch I’m enticing, guiding light, and my pockets white and my diamonds white<br />And my mommas nice and my daddy’s dead<br />You faggots scared cause I’m too wild, been here for a while<br />I was like f-ck trial I puts it down<br />I’m so young money if you got eyes look at me now bitch

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Man f-ck these bitch ass n-ggas how yall doin?<br />I’m Lil Tunechi, I’m a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges<br />I dont eat sushi, I’m the shit, no I’m pollution, no substitution<br />Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, p-ssy juicy<br />I never gave a f-ck about a hater got money on my radar<br />Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator<br />You n-ggas aint eatin, f-ck it, tell a waiter<br />Marley said shoot em, and I said ok,<br />If you wanted bullshit then I’m like olay,<br />I dont care what you say, so don’t even speak<br />Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil<br />That’s word to my flag, and my flag red<br />I’m out of my head, bitch I’m outta my mind from the bottom I climb<br />You aint hotter at mine, nope, not on my time and I’m not even trying<br />Whats poppin Slime? nothin five, and if they trippin f-ck em five<br />I aint got no time to shuck and jive, these n-ggas as sweet as pumpkin pie<br />Ciroc and sprite on a private flight<br />Bitch I’m enticing, guiding light, and my pockets white and my diamonds white<br />And my mommas nice and my daddy’s dead<br />You faggots scared cause I’m too wild, been here for a while<br />I was like f-ck trial I puts it down<br />I’m so young money if you got eyes look at me now bitch

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Epic. I demand more YTMND's from "Don't Play With Me - Part 2", as soon as possible! So much epic material in that movie.

Now, just for fun, I'd like to see Umfuld reveal the alts that these users have cheated with. I'm aware that some of these guys have used alts in the past, but some of those names are new to me. Tell me the alts used by Harbltron, eightbitprodigy, FatHistorian, Cliffington88, PoHandle, Locke5, and TheeBatman TO CHEAT. <br /><br />I don't condone any of the alt abuse that some of these others may have done in the past. They learned their lesson when some of their accounts were deleted and they never did it again. You had your core group of alts in 2008 that were later deleted after you were comment-banned. I don't know how much abuse you did with them, but Cumion and Scumion must have been locked and deleted for a reason. You came back and made a whole new army, doing the same thing -- using each and every one of them to vote. Then you just made it obvious by logging into every account to downvote my sites and anyone who openly called you out while shouting to max "I don't care anymore, I'm going to alt-bomb anyone who mentions me in a comment!" So yeah, there's a reason I have fun criticizing you for that shit. You were always playing the imaginary role of YTMND Police, altering your vote so the site receives the overall vote you think it deserves, calling people out for using alts, etc. Yet you turn around and do the same fucking thing. It's like a cop busting some dude for drugs, confiscating it, and turning around to smoke it himself. <br /><br />This is typical Umfuld too, complaining about the things I like. Right now, if I were to go to these users' profiles and 5 at least one of each of their sites, Umfuld would be right behind me to vote 1, with the reason being that my vote "wasn't real." <br /><br />If you want to complain about circle jerking, bitch about every single person who ever voted 5 on a site containing the symbol "#?!"

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difficulty dive in his last attempt, earning in total 638.61 points, surpassing silver medalist Xiong Ni by only 1.14 points. His comeback earned him the title of ABC's Wide World of Sports "Athlete of the Year" for 1988.<br />[edit]Personal life<br /><br />Greg Louganis is openly gay. After he tested positive for HIV in 1988,[1] he recounted his story in a best-selling book Breaking the Surface co-written with Eric Marcus. The book spent five weeks at number one on the New York Times Best Seller list. His story was also documented in the 1996 Showtime movie Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story with Mario Lopez playing the lead and Louganis narrating.<br />He also produced a video diary called Looking To the Light, which picked up where Breaking the Surface left off. In the years since his diagnosis was made public, Louganis has been an outspoken HIV awareness advocate.<br />In the late 1980s and 1990s, he took on a number of roles in movies, including Touch Me in 1997 and David Oliveras' debut movie Watercolors in role of Coach Brown, a swimming instructor in a high school.<br />In September 2000, he appeared on Hollywood Squares as a member of famous Olympic gold medalists "Dream Team", competing in a special week of the nationally-syndicated game show series, broadcast as a tribute to the 2000 Summer Games. The episodes marked the first time that all these champions came together for this kind of television competition.<br />In the October/November 2010 issue of ABILITY Magazine, Louganis stated that the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy is "absurd," "unconstitutional," and a "witch-hunt." He added that "gay men and women have been serving this country for years. . . [it's] basically encouraging people who are serving our country to lie to each other." [2]<br />[edit]

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i have to disagree with you on this one. it feels nostalgic to me. it doesn't deserve a 5, but i don't think it will last on U&C, so i'm kind of playing a game here.

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gr33n, I think you spend more time on this website than everyone else, and you know it. Then you claim that others do the same thing and criticize them for it. Why is it not stupid for you to spend so much time on here, messing with people like some douche bag on a playground with no friends? And do you realize that every single bullet point you made was entirely speculation/made up? The only one that rings any truth is the fact that yes, I did attempt to quit this place several times, but the people and their jokes here make me laugh so I always came back. But I don't spend every waking moment here, and I think you know that's true too. Just get over your fantasy already. <br /><br />The things that kept making me come back to YTMND are pretty much gone now and I maybe spend 20 minutes here tops on any given day. Some days I even forget to check YTMND. <br /><br />Just for fun, I want to play this "fact" game too, to see what I can come up with...<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are so obsessed with this site that you made over a dozen (or dozens of) alts to create multiple identities here, troll other people, and cheat the system.<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have wasted more time on here than anyone else, going through every terrible site you could find so you could be the king of the voters (http://ytmnd.com/users/list/votes/made) because you saw me doing the same thing and wanted to beat me. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have no life, because people with lives wouldn't be coming to this website and spending as much time here as you do, doing what you do. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are an idiot, because you claim to hate everything about this site (the users, the content, the moderation), but your constant returning and bickering is easily accessible any time of day (http://ytmnd.com/users/gr33nscr33n/comments).

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It's funny how you just say autism and expect me to crack. Typical Aspie's, always claiming others to be autistic to make themselves feel better. Why don't you go play with your Sonic toys now, young man?