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I would like to see a new feature implemented. I think it would really enhance the whole ytmnd experience. I'm not sure if you are ready for this... turn back now if you're under the age of 18... but I think that max should implement a "ProgramCam" webcam feature that he can turn on so that we can watch him code ytmnd LIVE. Also we could charge by the minute for people to watch it. I think there's some website around that has some format that we might be able to borrow/copy/steal from. Anybody know one?

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Not sure if this has been said yet, but for a bit of randomness and nostaligia you could put "I am Weasel!" Anybody else remember that show?

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I glad your a jesus freak, really im happy for you. But you and all of your friends need to learn that your not impressing anybody. People really dont care and I personally am growing sick and tired of your propaganda. If you Believe in god fine, great, just please dont throw your ideas at other people.

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For any of you wondering, this is from the Stella short "Office Party". The complete lack of effort to cite this info, and the cavalier attitude on top of it has forced me to hammer a 1 on this site. And that's David Wain wagging his dildo in A.D. Miles' face. Cite your references kiddos...it's not that hard, and it doesn't convince anybody that you're somehow responsible for creating it from scratch when you don't.

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kids rapidly took part of. Their motives being fitting in, sex, drugs, and inflating their egos. Anybody who was not like them was, in many of their minds, a fool and an evil person. They viewed themselves as misunderstood, etc, though their ideas were hugely idealistic and impossible to enact given human nature (which, ironically, they were following. If they had been living in Hitler's Germany they would have marched in line with everybody else). So, for the slow witted reader, I'll connect the dots.

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Anybody who likes "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the theory that it brings new traffic to YTMND better not downvote this site if they wish to come off as coherent, since softcore porn sure as hell has the power to bring in new traffic as well. Hell, taking that theory to its logical conclusion, YTMND should allow for uploading of hardcore porn, since that will undoubtedly bring new traffic to YTMND and give the site greater exposure.

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Not meant for anybody but him.

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for more context see: http://byrequest.ytmnsfw.com/ also http://magicalcranberryipod.ytmnd.com/ This is not a dig at nutnics, or at anybody actually.

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this is funny and for once they aren't hurting anything/anybody in this video. "ghost riding the whip" in a desert is pretty f*cking harmless. And just as an aside... yes, a lot of our troops do some really stupid/uncalled for stuff, but a lot of the stuff they do (like that video where they are driving through traffic honking and pushing people out of the way) is literally necessary for them to not get killed. Don't hate the player. Hate the game. It's a catch-22. Pull them out and be done.

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Is it looping for anybody else? It's not looping when I play it.

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It's not as stupid as the Mooninites though... I mean, how can anybody mistake a frigging Lite-Brite with a Mooninite on it for a bomb?

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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1'd because it's not really PTKFGS, the watermark is edited in badly (not even as a joke), and I don't think anybody asked for a dissertation in the comments.

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Before anybody comments, this is a stupidtmnd that just had to be made by me, I couldn't help myself. I am sorry, for defiling ytmnd with this filth......ok maybe not.

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Actually, it is pronounced "Deek" and not "Dick" anybody who thinks it was pronounced "Dick" is just stupid. Dic is actually a nickname for people named Decon, but in this case, it stands for Diffusion, Information & Communication, or something like that.

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Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different! Man in Crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Shhh!

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this is total bullsh*t, does anybody WANT there to be movies in the next ten years??? if we keep doing this stupid crap movies will just go away, if you love something. why not dish out the however much to own it FOR REAL why does everything gotta be pirated??? and I already know some stupid response, "well if the prices weren't so high..." no thats crap, if we as a community support a new technology by buying into it the prices WILL go down, please treat yourselves to a book on economics, for me, please.

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Hey, I've been looking for this song and I don't know what it's called. You get 1'd for not citing the source. I'll 5 this hunk of junk if you provide it. If anybody else does, I'll give it a 2 because I don't think this is all that great.

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btw, dont comment this, I did it to make fun of a friend, not for anybody elses opinions ^^

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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This is pretty old, but I'm commenting now: for the record, I did not copy this from anything, all the audio was put together by me so it wasn't copied off of any other ytmnd or site. Also I didn't check to see if anybody made this before, so there's most likely a bunch of something like this around, but the end of it is what makes this unique :)

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Of course it's not a touchdown; it's been proven impossible for anybody in a Miami Dolphins helmet to do that!

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Anybody with a brain will not be voting for Hillary.......... we're in trouble, aren't we?

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You can obviously tell in this picture that Giuliani loves babies, especially with barbecue sauce. He loves babies way, way too much. Now, I'm not going to vote for anybody because my vote doesn't count and because the best candidate cannot win (and would never run). However, I must say that of the contenders John Edwards seems like he would be the least likely to eat a baby. Obama wouldn't intentionally eat a baby, but I think he's gullible enough to be tricked into it. That's my political selection method

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And you are welcome to assert any straw man argument against welfare percipients or those to advocate maintaining welfare programs, but when it comes to welfare families I think that anybody with a lick of humanity would agree that children should not be punished for coming out of the wrong vagina. Oh, and a majority of people on welfare are actually employed BTW, but don't let that little fact get in the way of writing them off as bums.

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There's no reason for anyone to use a "fkn crayon." It's trivial these days for anybody with a computer to make polished media. Effortless. So either you're borrowing someone else's computer, or you're not using the tools at hand. Audacity is free. Get it at http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/ and strive for competence.

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So I used to visit this site on a nearly daily basis like 2 years ago. I once enjoyed the simple pleasure like "Anybody need peanut?", "DEW!", N64 kid, "Lol, internet", Cosby and all it's derivatives, and even Brian Peppers was pretty amusing. And then it got really gay. Video game refs, anime, way too much Star Wars, etc etc. I thought, "Why the hell not check and see what's up." I find this as most viewed for today. Video game ref with gay furry sex. YTMND is dead to me.

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic