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He probably would do something that stupid

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Reminds me of something my dad would probably do (sigh).

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ugh. look, i'm not some ytmnd loyalty fanatic or obsessed with max. i really only come on every other day and enjoy some ytmnds. however, all of these users making fun of max and criticizing him, seriously, you're all hypocrites. you WORSHIP the site he created and then won't get off his back when he maybe perhaps finds something real and worthwhile to do with his or her life that would prove a little more profitable than ytmnd.

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But I thought they were on the wrong account or some stupid sh*t like that? I honestly don't give two sh*ts, it would take me less than 30 sec to turn them all into 5 stars if thats what you want but right now I'm not getting the warm fuzzy feeling that would make me do something like that!

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looks like something f*cking stupid that I would do

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No, actually, this can't be DarthWang. I know DarthWang very well - if he were doing something right now, it would have been some sheer earrape - because earrape (regardless of the fact that I truly hate earrape) is what defines DarthWang.

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i'm staying up, why would i do it any other way? and no, i have no premade sites that i'm using, it's basically a 60 minute time limit to come up with something and no one else is taking the challenge so i'm going to win the f*ck out of this

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i lol'd. eating so many shrimp they get iodine poisoning is so something a thug/whoosier would do.

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I constantly make fun of you for never leaving this site gr33nscr33en. At no point did I say I would be gone for good. My point was that I can leave the site for weeks or even months at a time. Something you can't do. You also check if people replied to your posts, days or weeks later. You make me laugh at how bent out of shape you get. You actually seem to give a sh*t. You'll probably reply to this again, since you can't let anything go. Same can be said for your alts, i mean your friends.

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You think that it might actually be a filter to mess them up? would Max do something like that?

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I knew Pehistoric Dinosaur would have something to do about this

It may be Retarded user error on my part, but for some reason all (nsfw) ytmnd's take me to the mannotfounddog.ytmnd.com . I figured i was doing something wrong (like missing an age check link, or my script blocker wasn't allowing it but disabled all my firefox addons and still nothing.), but then i seen this news post and thought it may be something with this update. If someone could check into it and post back or pm me would be great. (i really wanna watch the classic ytmndsega.ytmnd.com)<br /><br />But other than my problem seems great (haven't been here for a year) but i was bored and wanted some laughs so I have returned.

max makes a good point, but I think the author of 'Tom Hanks Rocket' deserves to be treated with respect.<br /><br />Nobody would say that sort of thing to Tom Hanks' father, if he had fathered a rocket. Nobody.<br /><br />In all seriousness, blommer, it's day 2 of a massive overhaul of a website done almost entirely by max and launched on April Fool's day. For one, your opinion is one of thousands. Consider that for a second. You know how you feel when people say something critical about your sites that you put hours into? Magnify that by thousands, put on top of it the privilege you should be thankful for of a free service granted to you for years at no cost and at great effort and financial risk/loss, and cap it all off with your lack of graciousness, let alone indifference, and you're a fairly despicable human being. If not worse, you deserve... well, probably what your life has given you. Let's be honest. You didn't have anything better to do with those hours.

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You're acting as if all he did for the ending was simply take some scene from Back to the Future where Marty walks in somewhere, sees something, and is surprised. That would not take as much creativity as piecing this scene together himself.<br /><br />Although you're right the ending could be better. Maybe he could also have Marty saying "If only I had more time... Wait a minute I've got all the time I want, I got a time machine! I can just go back early and warn him... Ten minutes ought to do it." Then he goes back but still is too late, sees Stephen Hawking get shot by Lybians, Marty says "NOOOOOOOOO, BASTARDS!" Then sees his past self come in and say "I have been looking all over for you... Great Scott!" then his past self travels back in time, and then he rolls down the hill and sees Stephen Hawking survived by wearing a bullet proof vest. "Bullet proof vest... How did you know?" To which Stephen Hawking replies in his TTS voice "WELL I FIGURED, WHAT THE HELL"

Here is a list of johnnylurg's usernames that I have compiled so far.<br /><br />johnnylorg, rodneymunch, lurgmiser, Tommyleegatz, firejose, and he managed to get his old sn johnnylurg back too.<br /><br />Can we [b]PLEASE[/b] do something about this asshole? He just filled up the entire recently created with his stupid garbage. He did the same thing yesterday. It's no wonder people stopped putting any eoffrt into making ytmnds anymore. To put any effort into a site to have it bumped off by this shit, would piss me off to no end.

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Cool idea. Sounds like something a commercial would do.

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hey man<br /><br />for your next site, you should have an old woman walking across the street in NYC. half way across the street, she fires up a jetpack and launches into the sky with epic music playing.<br /><br />that site would be as basically unfunny as this site right here. it would function on "SURPRISE!! woah, old ladies dont use jetbacks," and GUESS WHAT?!?!?!? you wouldnt even need to reference old memes like silly/funnytalking foreign arnold doing something random. it would be just as unfunny - but hey, it would be kind of original.

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Nah its basically documenting what im learning as I learn it..what after effects isnt basic once you learn how to use the program..<br />Wow factor has nothing to do with it..since you are obviously very limited on ytmnd..if i wanted to impress people I would sign up on youtube or something and be practically unrestricted..if your so keen on trying to see right through people maybe you should figure yourself out first..cause assumption can be a hell of a bad thing

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Well first of all, I've said this before, but something being a direct rip in and of itself doesn't make it bad. The original YTMND could be considered a direct rip. However a lot of them are simply not funny. And that's what it really comes down to - I vote based on whether or not I find sites to be entertaining or amusing. I find a lot of old classic fads to be funny, so I make sites with them and upvote other sites with them. As for what "deserves to be featured on the front page", most of my sites only appear on recently created and fall off once enough new sites are made. Occasionally I'll get on U&C but I'll inevitably be gone after at most a few hours. It seems pretty odd to complain about my sites being on the front page. And finally, you seem to think that I am afraid to make a mainstream style YTMND, but has it ever occurred to you that I simply don't want to? I don't find most of those kinds of sites funny or entertaining, so why would I make something just to get views and ratings if I don't find it personally interesting? Occasionally I make something similar to what is popular, like that "You are being shagged by a rare parrot" site (which did get on U&C for a while), but that was only because I thought that clip was hilarious when I saw it so I decided to preserve it YTMND style. Simply a coincidence that it was popular. But seeing as you want me to go out, find some clip from some 70s or 80s TV show, rip it, and post it on YTMND, I'm not going to do that just because it's what the cool kids do. I mean, if I'm watching a video and I see something hilarious I might make a YTMND out of it, but mostly I stick to my roots and my personal style. You don't have to like it, but other people do, and you should accept that.

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I'm disappointed. I figured this would have something to do with age of empires...

I'm with gr33nsc33n. I think it's great that Max is doing something like this, but my internal red flag went up half-way through the sign-up process for some reason. I came back here to read the comments section and see if anyone else shared my suspicion. I would love to involve myself with something like this if I knew it were absolutely legitimate - and, Kiva might be, but I'm not about to take a chance.

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Ok, while you're technically not plagiarizing anything, you aren't using the source to do something original. I could fill a paper with only excerpts from other sources but that would be terrible and bring nothing new to the table.<br /><br />Anyway, my point is that this isn't digg. Don't just repost Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Check out this fune vid! emails you get from your dad.<br /><br />Also there's is absolutely nothing angry in my writing. I'm just tired of seeing direct rips from other places of the internet without adding anything.

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Im not sure what repost of this pizzone site you speak of, and for that matter what comment of yours you speak of either. i do believe you are on some sort of mind altering drug but if you'd like to offer any proof of those claims beyond your words or the testimony of a moon crew member, since said testimony would be biased, then id be happy to listen to them. this site was made because i believe that the moon crew is the cancer that is killing ytmnd and the sooner they are banned the better. so i suppose it is a retaliation but not against something that only exists in your twisted little mind but against the moon crew and their collective stupidity, redundancy, and communism. good day.

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Also, Trivialis, meaning in Latin "Three roads" literally, actually meant "Street Corner". Trivialis also came to mean "Street Knowledge" in the same sense that we use that phrase now. So, something trivial was something common. This eventually changed to something that is so easy anybody can do it. Things would be dismissed as trivial (and thus not worth discussing). Trivia is the plural of trivial. So, it's a collection of things that have little or no point in talking about.

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If you plan on sticking around to make another site, I want to share a bit of quick advice. Do you remember the terms you agreed to before starting work on this site? It would be a very good idea to heed those terms. No, your sites probably won't get deleted, but you [i]will[/i] have a greater likelihood at getting downvoted by the YTMND community. The stuff found at chan/gifbin websites and myspace/facebook pictures are the last things we want to see here. So if you do want to stick around, try making something original. I would personally love to see what you can do.

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he gave you a response in the email you childishly posted.<br /><br />when you get a grownup job and your boss is taking too long to do what he said he would do, something that is out of his control, you should just print out his emails and tape them to the refrigerator in the break room. because taking things public is always the reasonable choice.<br /><br />too bad you won't be able to sponsor your email printout. wait, you could just rip a ten dollar bill in half and seal it onto the printer paper with clear boxing tape. it will send a clear message that is not insane. you should also keep a box cutter in every drawer of your desk.

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? WRONG AGAIN! I reached 20000 and needed something new; some new idea that would keep my interest and my focus in the midst of my longest hunt ever.<br /><br />The idea was filming encounters for Ponyta while listening to music at the same time. It keeps me excited, interested and most of all, able to put up with filming and charging all day. Plus, the thought of getting a shiny with awesome music in the background really added to the inspiration.<br />So, I started this and got up to 23000. Never the less, all my hope was already gone and only focus remained. I had a duty to do; and I was starting to like this new method of hunting, with the epic music and all.<br /><br />Every time I was tempted to hunt without the camera, this weird feeling from inside kept telling me to film and listen while encountering. But, when I got to 25000, I started to lose hope. But all the people on YouTube kept predicting and that pushed me as well.<br /><br />And today, I get it. I was losing my focus at 25940 encounters (because there was no way it would shine before 26000. I was just hurrying up and encountering (Sorry if my singing annoys you). But, my longest hunt EVER ended 28 encounters later (10 on each game).<br />After a grand total of 230 days (December 2nd, 2009 to July 19th, 2010), 25968 encounters (25970) if you count each and every encounter, my shiny finally appeared! And it was Ponyta too!<br /><br />[A whole bunch of people predicted when he'd finally find the thing; I removed the list for space]<br /><br />So, I would like to congratulate TheVipersRKO1 for predicting the closest.<br /><br />The song in the video is -- No Reason, by Sum41<br /><br />I do not own the song in this video, it is just used for entertainment. I am not making any kind of profit on this video whatsoever.<br /><br />Thanks for watching everyone!

Max, did you hear that JohnnyLurg committed suicide? Something about his roommate videotaping him doing something and posting it on the Internet. Just thought you would want to write a special news post about it.

i didnt use alts to downvote your comment, little dick. is it so hard to believe that the 4 most fagtardedly regular users here all liked my comment and disliked your grossly uninformed list? i stoped (meaningless) comment vote abuse after 2.0. i mean, everyone knew who was doing it, but it became less fun when they could watch. i even doubt umfuld still does that. besides, if either one of us took the time to log out/in then your comment would be -20 something.<br /><br />will you be attending the prom?

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you should of asked me to do the sound so this could be an awesome ytmnd collab and so i would have actually given something to this site in the recent past