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That appears to be a black man humping a purple inflatable penguin. It's from the internets, don't ask me.

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Eh, clothing or appearance shouldn't really be used to judge someone's intelligence. I would agree that an over-inflated ego is the primary aspect for the term 'douchebag' though.

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5, if only because panda's pretentiousness, inflated and self-important diatribe reeks of a new low for art school drop outs and attention whores everywhere.

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Good, but not top 5. MOst of the ratings were given to counter Panda's rant. As much as I hate Panda and would love to 5 this and fav it, I cant. This site got over inflated for the wrong reasons.

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I could turn out 80-120 pages on the degregation of YTMND if anyone could find me a publisher, $$. And yes, for those who have noticed, I'm relatively generous when it comes to rating decent YTMND's (and even placing them under favorites) -- I'm not just an insane downvoter. We're all guilty of voting inflation to some extent, but I like to think I simply react porportionally to events. And an event like this demands a strong reaction against something that truely degrades the standards by which YTMND's are judged and made.

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The rating of this site is inflated by the fact that YTMND doesn't allow blind voting.

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wacky waving inflatable arm tube man WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE MAN

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And what's the problem with users that do nothing but downvote? If everybody gets a 1, they've done nothing to change anyone's relative score. The same sites are on the top 5. Now they're just an over-inflated 4.62 instead of an over-inflated 4.63. The real damage to the meritocratic system on YTMND is the mob that votes without thinking for even half a second. It leaves us with tons of sh*t that can't possibly be knocked off the top 5 because their inflated scores are unassailable and users don't go back to change it when they think better of it.

Mating and Breeding: Recent research indicates that blue whales reach sexual maturity between the ages of 6-10 years, or when males average about 74 feet (23 m) and females are about 79 feet (24 m). Calves are born at intervals of 2 to 3 years and gestation is about 12 months. Calves are 23 to 27 feet (7-8.2 m) long at birth and 3 tons (2,722 kg). Calves nurse for 7 to 8 months and are weaned when they reach 52 feet (16 m) in length. At that time they weigh about 23 tons (20,900 kg). During the nursing period, calves consume 100 gallons (379 liters) of the fat-rich mother's milk each day, gain 200 pounds a day, or 8 pounds an hour, and grow 1 and 1/2 inches in length a day. range map Distribution and Migration: Blue whales may be found in all oceans of the world. They migrate to tropical-to-temperate waters during winter months to mate and give birth to calves. They can feed throughout their range, in polar, temperate, or even tropical waters. Natural History: Though they may be found singly or in small groups, it is more common to see blue whales in pairs. They are sometimes seen in larger groups and loosely defined concentrations of 50-60 have been observed. They are fast, strong swimmers, capable of reaching 30 mph (48.3 km/hr) when alarmed, but they usually cruise along at about 12 mph (19.3 km/hr). Status: Because of their enormous size and speed, blue whales were safe from early whalers, who could not pursue them in open boats with hand harpoons. But in 1868 a Norwegian, Sven Foyn, revolutionized the whaling industry with the invention of the exploding harpoon gun and by using steam and diesel powered factory ships and catcher boats. He also perfected the technique of inflating dead whales with air so they wouldn't sink after being harpooned. The whaling industry began to focus on blue whales after 1900. A single 90-foot blue whale could yield up to 120 barrels of oil, and the blues were killed b

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So, you took the 5 stars gif, inflated it, and made it down to half a star? Somebody wanta c ookie!

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I always liked how you defeated enemies in the game. Inflating them 'till they burst, or squash them with a rock. Such fun.

Max, getting rid of Top 5 is the smartest thing you have ever done. Suddenly, the death grip of sh*tty fads and inflated votes has been weakened. Hats off.

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hence the reason i hate this sport, if im gonna get and injury like that, i want it to happen cause i was preforming some extreme stunt, not wearing tights; chasing men holding a dead pigs skin inflated with air.

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so you (or sagan for that matter) are saying we are just supposed to not give a sh*t cause we are just on this tiny blue dot out in this vast expanse? whatever dude. keep your apathy going and remember you yourself are about 1 / 137,188,690,000,000,000,000th of the size of this blue dot. so you must not matter 137,188,690,000,000,000,000 times more then the earth just as i and everybody else on this planet according to you. too bad we couldnt see you or your inflated ego in that picture.

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Yay for wacky waving inflatable flailing tube man!

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

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Your numbers on the Catholics and Muslims are a bit inflated and deflated respectively. The Atheists number, amusingly, is dead on.

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Haha, someone who responds! Guess that's how it is at first, then you get your inflated ego after getting a big hit. Anyway, even if it's just a tribute to your faves, you really can't do that in a YTMND. The purpose of this site is humor (aside from the HURR RELIGION crap). If you just wanted to make a site for you and your friends, OK, but don't expect it to get any votes.

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wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man ftw

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I probably should have said Inflatable on that last one. Having a Robot that looked like that would be awesome.

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Sending you some hot yaoi anthro furry inflated goatse love.

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LOL. Gotta love EarthBound. I'll admit that this in an inflated vote based on personal bias, because Spiteful Crows are the most annoying enemy in the game. "Spiteful Crow stole Poo's Brain Food Lunch!" AHHHHH DIE!!! *miss* *miss* *miss* "Spiteful Crow stole Ness's Rock Candy." NOOOOOOOOO!

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this one is awesome. worfs chest looks like it's inflating.

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Still... this is massively inflated.

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I give this funny ytmnd a 4. To safeguard against vast score/views inflation as we have seen in the infamous "telemarketer" ytmnd (you can always find it on top of the top rated ytmnds today).

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Works for me. Though I must admit I am tempted to lower my vote because of your over-inflated ego.

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Stop posting things about other people and start posting about directory and, namely, things to inflate his ego.

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kids rapidly took part of. Their motives being fitting in, sex, drugs, and inflating their egos. Anybody who was not like them was, in many of their minds, a fool and an evil person. They viewed themselves as misunderstood, etc, though their ideas were hugely idealistic and impossible to enact given human nature (which, ironically, they were following. If they had been living in Hitler's Germany they would have marched in line with everybody else). So, for the slow witted reader, I'll connect the dots.