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BTW, it's saying "It's a EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR Bananacrisp Bacon Cheddar Robot Stapler Dog of the USS CHOPPER BLOBernaut doesn't care about The Knights Who Say Well Actually You Forgot 599 US balls of you, with Sean KHAAAANOOOOOREEEEEELEEEEE Nobody expects the Angry Video Game dildo, aight, I ain't trying to play my games with no barbaric series of Barrel Roll, to Barrel Roll, press Beans and just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Big Damn Bill Nye the Science bloodsucker, you're gonna have to do Matlab, Mat-mat-matlab, or else you will hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called... Jamaica, we have a what else does the box say, the box says ain't nothin' gonna break my Ceti Alpha WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be, a Chocolate New Orleans, and I don't what people are saying - HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG, IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING attack its weakpoint for massive cuffs, you can't break those - DUKE NUKEM, AND I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER AND go to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the ball [can't spell the Dutch part] DENNIS BER-Queer bitch, Fruity McGAY HOMO, you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said Come on, Do it, lay it on right here, Do rock cocaine, it is cool, cool, cool, it's the most cool kind of cocaine, it's really cool, because meet my friend over there, he's a Donnelrawli sto' that guy's MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR team!

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Was Nate ever told about this?

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like what is so bad about a gobstopper? its legitimately just any other hard candy except for the chewy ones (may they rest peacefully in heaven where they belong) which were like any other hard candy, but you could chew em! gotta be one of the top 10 if not top 5 best candies I've ever eaten.

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Worst audio ever 5/5

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REALLY? NOT ONE PERSON MADE A COMMENT ON THIS?<br />EVER?<br />IN OVER THWENTY YEE-ARS!?

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Fun fact: this is the first YTMND site ever created, all of the sites made before 7/29/12 straight up do not exist.

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Wanna know the funny thing? Who else care about the vast majority of your YTMNDs? No one but you and I. Like everyone other neon-white, socialist-sociopath faggot I've ever met, you like to huff your own farts and think your shit don't stink.<br /><br />You're no better than that literal schizo Derpy. I think you'd do better at stroking your ego by jerking off to yourself in the mirror than posting your pathetic self-insert forced meme on this dead website, don't you think? :D

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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ALL LOVERS MUSIC + EVERYTHING I MADE BETWEEN 2010 AND NOW IS ON THE BANDCAMP PAGE<br />[i]https://loverz.bandcamp.com/[/i]<br /><br />THE YOUTUBE PLAYLIST WITH [i]EVERY[/i] SONG [b]EVER[/b] FEATURED IN ONE OF MY SITES IS AVAILABLE HERE<br />[i]https://music.youtube.com/watch?list=PLDq4pjOYroX_VgO4T1hpB5cc<br />rUawT6yKP&shuffle=1[/i]

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Also it is suppose to be absurd... ever heard of goatse.cx

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Probably one of the most underrated sites I ever did.

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The shock images I posted have a historical origin on YTMND from now banned user Suzanne being the first to post memes about Leonard Cohen and Suzanne Sommers being addicted to goatse. This person "suzanne" started the memes and it was liked by both Nickelodeon and me in their prime time. I was in such awe by their shitposting that I return years later to mimic it. It had nothing to do with pissing off Nickelodeon I was just trying to laugh at Suzanne's aesthetic of goatse, eurobeat, leonard cohen all fused together. It always cracks me up. <br /><br />Offtopic from that I have a full collection of every YTMND meme site I have ever made offline and easily viewable, probably close to a 1000.<br />https://i.imgur.com/BAFbrpw.png<br /><br />its 12 gigs in total I think.<br /><br />The point I'm trying to stress is Pichu's offline open source site creator/downloader is the reason I no longer come here. If not for t hat I would be desperately fighting to stay here and ass kiss max. I don't care about this website anymore, I evolved beyond it. Take care Raziya and Nick I have no reason to be upset with you. Nickelodeon will have this website all to himself and he is also welcome to try the site creator.<br /><br />Site URLs are added like <br /><br />file:///home/username/Pictures/myimage.gif<br />file:///home/username/Audio/mysong.mp3<br />and then the page is saved as html

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This may have been the first ytmnd I ever saw back in 2006-2007. Possibly even early as 2005

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement. <br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me. <br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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Nick<br /><br />If I ever become like THAT as an old hag, you'll shoot me, k?

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Done before, but not with the Best Day Ever song, so 4 for funny GIF of Woody getting rocket-plowed by Buzz

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Don't ruin my childhood EVER again.

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Uhh, did it ever leave? But it being free now sounds nift.

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"Religion of peace, my ass" - Every anti-theist and/or Republican ever in the 00s

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I never watched that cartoon, because I was annoyed that they cancelled X-Men Evolution which I liked, and then they started a new show where Wolverine got the top billing (since IMO he is pretty much the most overrated character ever...)

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i only rape baby sasquatch ney I only rape baby sasquatch that were born pre-mature, ney i only rape baby sasquatch as soon as the egg is fertilized ney I only rape baby sasquatch that are actually baby sasquatch leprechauns. quit bring me a baby sasquatch leprechaun so I may deflower it ever so gently if it were possible that sasquatch leprechaun pussy is raping my taste buds. <br /><br /><br />for all the stupid people that don't realize that is a JOKE I do not condone rape of any kind I found a grandpa with a million dollars in the bank who chooses to live outside and saved a woman from rape in an alleyway one night. He is my hero.

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all the children I ever babysat are all in their 20's and never got kidnapped raped etc.<br /><br />if you get kidnapped you are not allowed to come home.

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I'm taking the fattest dump you ever saw right now, homie. You have no idea. Go 5 all of my videos.

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This is YTMND. You're supposed to post funny stuff, not make a 'fan page' for a preschool show that just happens to have a history as pedo bait material on this site.<br /><br />BTW, you need to seriously calm your tits. It's not like I go out of my way to find and downvote every Pedotown - related site ever (actually I'd rather not watch them at all, and I only really downvote them when they get on the front page). I'm also not one of those assholes who will auto-1 every site by any user that has ever made anything I don't like. I mentioned BoredJedi earlier, a while back I actually went through all of his sites and gave them all fair ratings based on the individual site's content (which included several 5s). He has good editing skills and is occasionally capable of making good stuff, when he's not obsessing over Pedotown. That's more than I can say for you.

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When I say "fad", I obviously mean ON YTMND. I'm sure there are tons of little kids who like the show, and parents who watch it with them for completely innocent reasons (i.e. to spend time with their kids and supervise what they're watching). Those people have nothing to do with YTMND so I don't give a fuck. But ever since 2005, the LAZYTOWN FAD ON YTMND has been centered around gross pedo sites. So if you come in here acting like your interest has nothing to do with that at all, that's pretty damn suspicious and pretty obviously false. I've also seen you praising BoredJedi and his sites, when he has made stuff like this: https://sportacusbehindstephanie.ytmnd.com/

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This is the best epileptic seizure I've ever had \m/

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BTW, a brief look through your profile shows me that EVERY SINGLE YTMND YOU HAVE EVER MADE is Pedotown - related, and all but 2 of your 30 most recent comments were about it. And you're telling me to get a life? Again, I have made sites about hundreds of different subjects, and people who know me (even just on YTMND) know that I am into all sorts of stuff. It seems to me that you're projecting, only accusing me of centering my life around hating Pedotown because you center yours around liking it.

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All I hear from you is retarded bitching trying to defend fapping to little girls. Go get raped in jail, fucktard. And yes, you're a pedophile, because THE LAZYTOWN FAD ON YTMND IS CENTERED ON PEDOPHILIA, as can be proven by a simple search. Type "Lazytown" into the YTMND search and look at the top sites and comments. You'll find all sort of pedo crap.<br /><br />If you genuinely enjoy a show for preschoolers and don't see the pedo connotations of so many of these sites, then either you're A: Too young to be on YTMND or B: Just plain stupid.<br /><br />Little kids shows like Barney and Dora the Explorer have won awards too, does that make them appropriate for adults to watch and make unfunny YTMNDs about? Seriously, grow up. And I have watched all of 2 episodes of the show, just to see what the fuss was about. They were complete trash, and Julianna whatsherface is NOT ATTRACTIVE IN THE LEAST.<br /><br />It's you pedotards who are the ones with no lives, constantly making sites and theming your names around that stupid show, as if it's your entire identity. In case you didn't notice, I make sites about hundreds of different fads and subjects, not just one. If every single site that I ever made was an anti-Lazytown site then you might have something approaching a point, but that's not the case whatsoever.

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Let's also mention that LazyTown inspired an Olympic winner, has been nominated for 15 awards and WON THREE OF THEM, has been awarded by the Mexican, Icelandic Health Association and American government, won the Nordic Public Health prizes, has been shown in 180 countries, still holds up on the internet and in live shows TWENTY YEARS after the first episode, is enjoyed by adults, teenagers, babies, kids, pre-teens, is the most expensive kids show to manage, and is listed as one of the most popular shows ever on IMDB. <br /><br />You haven't read a single LazyTown book. Watched a single episode, been to a single live show, played a single LazyTown game, visited a single LazyTown website, because it's pEdoPhiliA- and you still have the audicity to say it sucks. You are such a dumb turd. You are a disgrace. You're an icon to all mentally retarded people in the world. You should be ashamed that you still even have the guts to respond back to this message. You have no life. No dad. No mom. No friends. You've been hating on a show on the same website for 19 consecutive years, and you know almost nothing about it. You are a waste. <br /><br />You've lived on this Earth for more years then I know, assuming you're not eight years old, and seen war. Seen terrorism. Seen violence. Seen depression. Seen cancer. Seen death. Seen racism. Seen bigotry. Seen misogny. Seen misandry. Seen ableism. Seen hunger. Seen homelessness. Seen school shootings. Seen kidnapping. And what do you wanna put an end to? People watching a TV show and liking a character. Liking the way she dances. Or sings. Nothing you do is justified. You wake up every single day. And you know hating on the same show is on your schedule. What goes on in that brain, assuming it even works of yours? <br /><br />When you finish reading this I want you to get off this website. Off your browser. Off your device. And think. What is your life? Are you worth anything. Is there anything I can do to be a good person? Now.

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Star Wars was never even a good series. Only nerdy 'sci-fi' fans who think they're cool watch it. you're not. you're retarded for calling anyone who watches a TV SHOW a pedophile. go get a life. what kinda logic is that? 'haha a kid is watching a show made for kids, he's gonna grow up to be a pedophile' like shut up. get a life. get a goddamn job. get a hobby really. i don't see you ever talking about your family? lighten up and take joy in life.