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In 2015 this website was like a public bathroom which we made nasty and and undesirable as possible with non stop spam sites and Suzanne's many identities. Locke5 k0mputer and Vtech were the opposition, Locke5 begging to stay for nostalgia but Suzanne, you and I drove him the fuck out. It was constant, Goatse, Krab ear rape, Gerontophilia memes, Moon Man's racism, anime girls, chicks with dicks and blood and guts gore posting.<br /><br />But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.<br /><br />Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)<br /><br />Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.

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For the cis white boys of YTMND.com to stimulate their G Spot, Its all about the /g/spot you need a dildo in your butt and you need to where long programmer socks<br /><br />Story of how the male G spot was invented<br />================================================================<br /><br />The reason its called a G spot is because I Rabbi Max Goldberg played a fundamental role in G spots coming into existence as a major G spot contributor, test subject one - G for Goldberg. you see homosexuality wasn't trendy before the 1960s sexual revolution, in fact it was unthinkable in most of rural america but thanks to Kinsey and other powerful jews we kick started the leftward swimming of the cthulu, by the 1980s I Max Goldberg was a young boy and a kind hearted academic MAP wanted to experiment on growing erogenous nerve endings inside my anal cavity, said gender neutral academic MAP applied liquid medication on my anus and it resulting in erotic nerve pathways growing inside my anus. Then he did test and lets just say it felt REALLY GOOD, I ENJOYED THE TEST A LOT<br /><br />Later the gender neutral Academic MAP developed liquid medicine formula that when ingested orally allows males to grow erotic nerve endings in their anuses (avoiding the XX chromosome)<br /><br /><br /> so they made mass supply (trillions of gallons) and infused the liquid medicine in the America and European water supply so males erogenous nerve endings grow in the anuses of all males. This stuffs been in your drinking water since 1980s (round the time AIDs started) That way males can practice anal sex with each other instead of heterocisnormativeracist HETEROSEXUAL VAGINAL INTERCOURSE, you need big black cock, you are a sissy. <br /><br />to sum the story up<br />1. gender neutral MAP helped me grow happy nerves in my booty<br />2. Drinkable Liquid medicine makes every male (cis or trans) grow happy nerves in their booty<br />3. we put it in your water supply so you grow butt nerves

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First of other then this site being extremely MAPphobic the word "child abuser" and "kid" are derogatory and show evidence of power imbalances. We should be using terms like "MAP" and "young person/people" This MAPphobia really depresses me, I think MAPs should be allowed to have full contact interactions with young people, it should be mandatory that young people visit the jails to learn about homosexuality and black men. Further more the jails should provide free condom dispensers. <br /><br />RIP Brian Peppers, he was a neurodiverse different bodied stealth sexual type. A role model of his community. MAP RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND HUMAN RIGHTS ARE MAP RIGHTS!!!! MAP PHOBIA WILL RESULT IN A FULL ACCOUNT DELETION

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Oi vey, such a good message about America falling into fascism because of racist white oligarchical cis hetero power structures.

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HECK YEAH BAD GUY FROM AUSTIN POWERS, GIVE THOSE SHARKS LASER BEAMS

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"Do you come with the car?"<br />"YOU GOT BOOST POWER!"

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Moon Man but I fixed him with the power of love (jk he killed me because I'm a genderqueer black person and this is a dying hallucination)

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i hope its solar powered

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Use the original Power Rangers which was most awesome, compared to today's c***py Power Rangers!

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Dude, I've been needing to get around to rewatching Rocket Power, much obliged

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Hail Athene, Wojak channeled but a fraction of the Chad's power and became a badass<br /><br />Good music too \m/

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Socialist whales are a doble ege sowrd. On one hand you have 9 manta in a row on the other hand you have constent power crep more like power crape making you buy the next set every year

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Not gonna lie: I was really depressed back when I first starting making sites here 20 (!) years ago. I was a college dropout working crappy physical labour temp jobs for 10+ hours a day, I had no friends, no hope for the future, and nothing to do other than come home and sleep and maybe get some gaming and YTMND shitposting in. I still don't know how I powered through it because it sure as hell didn't feel like I was doing anything other than just drifting.<br /><br />For what it's worth, I don't think there's a bright future for any of us, but all we can do is make the most of right now.

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Please accept this moonrap as a token of my goodwill.<br /><br />KKK<br />Enjoy a Filet-O-Fish today<br />Moonman coming at ya<br />With the power play<br /><br />KKK<br />Raps that pay<br />In a moonmansion<br />Being gay is okay<br /><br />KKK<br />On a burning crusade<br />Ya trying to get to hellfire peninsula?<br />I’m trying to get laid<br /><br />Want some McNuggets?<br />Sucka can’t touch it<br />I eat what I like<br />Even late at night<br /><br />I used to be McEvil<br />Now I fight for right<br />Like a beast of the night<br />I rock Satyāgraha tight<br /><br />KKK<br />Hare Krishna Rama<br />I joined a cult<br />And banged yo mama<br /><br />KKK<br />All night and all day<br />They served me a subpoena<br />Which is odd because I’m just a hyena<br /><br />KKK<br />Is on the way<br />Let me hear you say<br />Equal rights, equal pay<br /><br />My beard is green<br />My eyes are mean<br />My hair is orange<br />…uh…rap over

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You know, for a while, a couple of years ago, max invited me to the private developer channel where he hangs out in Discord. You know what he's doing in there? Mostly talking about video games with his buddies, from what I saw.<br /><br />And I love max. All of us that enjoyed ytmnd have him to thank. But with great power comes great spiderman stuff. You want the youth of the early 2000's to fall in love with what you're doing? You gotta put in the effort. If you don't believe in yourself, if you blow it off, you're kinda going to break a lot of hearts.

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I blare this song in my adult life more than I care to admit<br /><br />Also, Korn power activated: form of corn

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I know this was made 17 years ago and whoever made it is probably long gone, but that Power of Love loop was impeccably based.

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WHITE POWER!!!

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The power of real Price

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Better version of this song: https://www.deuceofclubs.com/tunes/demos/08awrsum_god.htm<br /><br />Lyrics:<br />Our God is an awesome God<br />Our God is an awesome God<br />With lightning in His fists<br />And thunder in his voice<br />Our God is an awesome God<br /><br />Our God is an awesome God<br />He reigns from Heaven above<br />With wisdom, power, and love<br />Our God is an awesome God!<br /><br />With lightning in His fists<br />[Somethin' somethin'] thunder<br />Our God is an awesome God!<br />[Somethin' somethin']<br /><br />Our God is an awesome God<br />He reigns from Heaven above<br />With wisdom, power, and love<br />Our God is an awesome God!

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You'll have to decide for yourself if you think this is the real gr33nscr33n, who just happened to check on this sad, tragic wasteland of a site on a whim for the first time in half a decade and made (or remade, really) a quick acct to post this comment, or if it is an imposter who likely hangs out here, shitposting all day long, year after year, because mental health is fragile and most people live lonely, desperate lives. I won't promise you anything because the internet is Tim Berners-Lee's greatest aspiration crashed against the rocks of virulent human weakness and, as such, everything here is both truth and lie, priceless and worthless, sincere and cynical at the same time, but I will say this: I'm sorry I was as cruel as I was to people who couldn't control their behavior. Don't get me wrong, I still despise the self-serving, toxic, compulsive behaviors that effectively wrecked ytmnd, and the internet, and our society in general, where unchecked mental health disorders run rampant through every level of our culture, where empathy-less greed and OCD quantitative crunching ignores the nuance of qualitative human experience, where toxic masculinity, self-obsessed dopamine addiction, mediated masturbation, and Amusing Ourselves to Death-centric spectacle drown out any and all efforts to make something "real." I still resent that our society rewards Elon Musk and his ilk with uneven accumulation of wealth, clout, and power, despite their deep lack of compassion for anyone other than themselves--and that, tragically, far more often than anyone wants to discuss, such individuals' selfish behaviors emerge from the unchecked, untreated, undiagnosed personality and spectrum disorders, like narcissism, bipolar, borderline, autism, histrionicism, etc that proliferate in communities, from data-obsessed day traders to rabid gamer fandom to the incel and red pill manosphere to the frickin office of the president.

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Dr. Chawa yells at MAD(Gay) Cat and then it NEDMs Inspector Gadget because apparently all cats possess NEDMing powers

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These tag team bosses are always hard to figure out do you go for the Spongebob first which has the better disruptive capability or do you go for the Hasselhoff which has greater immediate power?

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Fun times with high-power shortwave radio.

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7^7th Power.

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The Power of Bummus™

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Yeah, he returned because his spirit inhabited one of the many clone bodies he had prepared in advance in his secret storehouse under Mount Tantiss on the planet Wayland. The clones were much younger, allowing his powers to wax greatly, however his spirit was so powerful that it caused all of the clone bodies to deteriorate quickly, so he had to continually switch to new ones. Luke Skywalker managed to destroy all of the clones save one, which was killed when Luke and Leia combined their powers to cause his own Force Storm to consume his command ship, the Super Star Destroyer Eclipse. However, little did they know that there was actually another storehouse of clones. eeking an opportunity to seize power for themselves, treacherous subordinates destroyed Palpatine's backup supply of clone hosts in an attempt to ensure that the Emperor stayed dead for good. When the Dark Jedi Sedriss executed the traitors, the Emperor came out of hiding, thus revealing that his soul had found yet another clone to serve as his new body. However, it was decaying too rapidly, so he attempted to possess the infant body of Han and Leia's son, Anakin Solo. However, the dying Jedi Empatojayos Brand sacrificed his own spirit to intercept and drag Palpatine's spirit into the Force, forever condemning him to experience the madness of disembodiment in darkness.<br /><br />Oh wait NVM, that was the old EU that doesn't exist anymore. In this movie he's just back for no reason.

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If you can't understand it, then what you need is MOAR POWER AUGH AUGH AUGH