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None of the suffering teen girls wanted to see Max Goldberg flamboyantly bounce up and down on a dragon dildo and gyrate with a vibrator so they quickly surrendered the contact info of their little brothers to get him to stay away from them. Goldberg received the info and proceeded to hit the boys up on Facebook, Instagram and other social media directing them to YTMND.com to engage in advanced sexual grooming, the little brother's of Epstein's victims were deceived into taking pictures of their buttocks, feet and genital regions and upload it to YTMND.com accompanied by audio clips of them saying "i_want_my_little_boy_cock_in_maxs_sissy_asshole.mp3”, and “Mr_Goldberg_drink_my_little_boy_semen.mp3" Max Groomed the children to say countless explicit nauseating quotes and other lewd remarks, not only that but most disturbing of all Max Goldberg groomed the boys into sending him little plastic baggies filled with their feces, semen, boogers urine and whatever other bodily fluids they could produce. 100’s of these baggies were found in Max’s apartment, apparently he was getting high of them like the fecal hallucinogen drug Jenkem. US Attorney’s office NYC district federal prosecutors released a statement "Max Goldberg is one of the most morbid and twisted sex criminals in US History and will be held to the full extent of the law” 10,000s of images of explicit full contact child pornography were found on YTMND.com’s servers uploaded by Max Goldberg himself through the admin panel – no one else was posting it – prosecutors say, his apartment was also filled with little boy underwear all over the place. Prosecutors say Max Goldberg should be put in a all female’s prison because we know he is extremely homosexual and a men’s prison would be a reward, also trans rights are human rights and human rights are trans rights :trans-flag: emoji ” Max Goldberg’s bond is set at 20 million dollars. (part 2 of 3)

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I wouldn't be surprised, the dude's a weird one and they've done diaper stuff early on at YTMND... on one of their million and one alts. Would anyone else who has been victimized be willing to add their testimony, to put more than your word against Rainbow's?<br /><br />Unfortunately I have no idea what to do about this on YTMND, considering moderation is non-existent here. Wish the fuck that Max would hand over moderator control to someone else (DarthWang or some other regular, perhaps?), even if he wants to continue being a 100% hands-off admin.

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3 for AI slop, if you want a five you have to make manual non AI sites

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oh hi Fowder, do you mind opening up the moon man forum so I can login for nostalgia I haven't logged in since 2018 and want to revisit for nostalgia. If you didn't lock it down well uh its not accessible to login anymore

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Help I cante get out of Ello hel on Chesmaster i’m stuck in the Ozypic ranks and i want to clime to Plantmum. I’m trying the Mac Golbert gambet where i financheeto (lol like the cotest in 209) the Baronelazerside bichshop to g7 but i end up hagning my kighnt who says ekki ekki pkang zip zop boobity bob on turn 6. I’ll never get above 161660 with this opning

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I wanted to make a legit tournament though, since I was nostalgia for the ones we used to do.

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I want that smash sound effect library now

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For the cis white boys of YTMND.com to stimulate their G Spot, Its all about the /g/spot you need a dildo in your butt and you need to where long programmer socks<br /><br />Story of how the male G spot was invented<br />================================================================<br /><br />The reason its called a G spot is because I Rabbi Max Goldberg played a fundamental role in G spots coming into existence as a major G spot contributor, test subject one - G for Goldberg. you see homosexuality wasn't trendy before the 1960s sexual revolution, in fact it was unthinkable in most of rural america but thanks to Kinsey and other powerful jews we kick started the leftward swimming of the cthulu, by the 1980s I Max Goldberg was a young boy and a kind hearted academic MAP wanted to experiment on growing erogenous nerve endings inside my anal cavity, said gender neutral academic MAP applied liquid medication on my anus and it resulting in erotic nerve pathways growing inside my anus. Then he did test and lets just say it felt REALLY GOOD, I ENJOYED THE TEST A LOT<br /><br />Later the gender neutral Academic MAP developed liquid medicine formula that when ingested orally allows males to grow erotic nerve endings in their anuses (avoiding the XX chromosome)<br /><br /><br /> so they made mass supply (trillions of gallons) and infused the liquid medicine in the America and European water supply so males erogenous nerve endings grow in the anuses of all males. This stuffs been in your drinking water since 1980s (round the time AIDs started) That way males can practice anal sex with each other instead of heterocisnormativeracist HETEROSEXUAL VAGINAL INTERCOURSE, you need big black cock, you are a sissy. <br /><br />to sum the story up<br />1. gender neutral MAP helped me grow happy nerves in my booty<br />2. Drinkable Liquid medicine makes every male (cis or trans) grow happy nerves in their booty<br />3. we put it in your water supply so you grow butt nerves

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This song "man eater" playing in this YTMND discriminates against FtM trans and also what you can cannibals, The word cannibal/cannibalism is a outdated derogatory slur, we now use the term "PEP" (person eating persons) PEP NOT A CHOICE, and even if it was my belief in personal freedom leads to the conclusion that PEP should be legal. Also how do they know to use the pronoun "she" and what do they imply by the definition of the word "man" Trans Men are more men then cisshits.<br /><br />SO MUCH HETERONORMATIVE NAZISM, OMGODDESS. WIPE MY TEARS AWAY MOTHER EARTHESS<br /><br />oy so much pitty for the PEPphobic transphobic nazis, that man eater song is racist, if you want to make the song not racist it would go<br /><br />:music: whoa here they comes, they are a PEP eater :music:<br /><br />This post took time to make and your racism is an eye sore. You owe me 834 shekels for correcting your bigotry, plus interest. 2 more shekels every hour, you can check my DM for payment information.

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The only reason I'm using this shithole of a website is not because I have interest in staying but rather because I want to reupload a big collection (around 100 sites) of my archived offline sites from 2012-2015. i might end up using alts to make this process faster<br /><br />There is probably around 1400-1500 YTMND/neoytmnd saved to my hard drive that I made in my life, this is a loose estimate. but I only plan on reuploading the best ones, and I can't upload neoytmnds because they contain more then 2 gifs and or special features ytmnd doesn't have<br /><br />Put bluntly alts to speed up this process. That way I can get it done in a few days instead of weeks, which means Lurg gets to spend less time getting aggravated by me.

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Who the hell wants a Goldberg Nation when you can have a White Nation?

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protip, you may want to try zooming out as for some reason the default on some formats is too zoomed in, you're supposed to see his face!

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It was a series that money-hat did in the fall of 2007. Every day for a couple months he updated the same site with a similar gif that featured a "user of the day". They were never meant to be permanent, but I didn't want them to be forgotten so I dug through all the assets on that one site and made a new account to repost all of them. He even said that he was glad that they were all revived. Dude put a lot of work into it.

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Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

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Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

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Honey, don't you want to be Mrs The Chessmaster (SNES) by The Software Toolworks?

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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i dont want to made nstw pages anymore

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"Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it?"<br /><br />Yes. And I can't believe it's possible but it both sucks and blows at the same time.

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This feels like comparing apples to oranges.<br /><br />We're kinda extremely limited by the medium here. That, and the userbase. There's only ten people left here and they all have mental problems. And even if we had more, why would creators settle for picture/sound/text when they could make "faggy short films" instead?<br /><br />If you want less "nostalgia-bait" here then be the change you want to see in the world. The barrier to entry is extremely low.

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I've left this on loop for like ten times now. I just stopped everything I was doing and really started contemplating that I've been here for twenty years.<br /><br />Every time I get together with houseofcards (my real life younger brother), it's no exaggeration that 10% or so of pur conversations relate to dumb YTMND anti-fad in-jokes/shitposts/dumb site ideas that we should have made back in the day when the iron was hot. <br /><br />It's weird because 2011 was exactly the point in which I finally got my shit together, went back to college, and got a proper job and some semblance of a normal life. I can pass pretty well as a normie now, and there have been times at work where some guys are talking about YTMND on Slack and I'm so tempted to out myself as one of the more infamous shitposters but I never do.<br /><br />I love this place and you guys so much. I never want this place to die. I may have axed pretty much every aspect of my internet life pre-2011, but YTMND will forever live rent free in my head.

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Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

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I'm not mad, quite the opposite. I just want to know *why*?

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Cool XP fad! I want to try that one out next time later.

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Between the two main songs associated with Dr-L337, this is the one Miyazaki would have wanted.

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do you want to collab on an album called nerd laboratory? https://drive.google.com/file/d/1v-iccCA5V9z-i2g3yxHbZoZXErOjRsyr/view<br />?usp=sharing that is the album folder thus far, email me at davidblakemercer@gmail.com

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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I don't want to know how long it took you to make this holy shit

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BABY WANTS TO FUCK

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Dude, YOU are very polite & you flatter me if you think that there is a method to my madness... most of my YTMNDs are something I wanted to make while not knowing the culture or the nature of the site... Thank you for clarifying what a "classic YTMND" is... and Thank you (again!) for your constructive criticism<br /><br />:)