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Dude why are you lying, what the fuck. While its true that you have no idea what The Last Startfighter is yet because you havenot looked up a Wikipedia page about it (due to curioisity about THIS VERY MIDI).....uhm do they even have wikipedia yet in your Time? Lol or like a wikipedia that would have an article about something like that, at least....uhm. anyway What you DID lie about is the. how you discovered this uhm midi. Whaat aree you talkkig about, searched for "shitty midi", WTf? aree you stupid? Thats thets one of teh stupidest shit things i ever heard, except maybe a lot of the other stuff you might have said i forgot about over teh years. Anyway, you found this Midi file in like a library of a bunch midis you downloaded, i think off of the game mamker website or arelated website? the midi library aalso inclodude, sonci the hedgehog soundtracks from 1-3 & knuckles for genesis, amongst other things ....right?

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A Morning in Tambov: The Radio Haven of Ivan PetrovIn the quiet city of Tambov, Russia, at precisely 8:00 AM, Ivan Petrov sits in his modest apartment, the aroma of black tea mingling with the faint scent of old books. The year is 2025, and the morning sun filters through a cracked window, casting slanted rays across his cluttered kitchen table. Ivan, a 52-year-old retired mechanic with a grizzled beard and a penchant for routine, tunes his ancient Soviet-era radio to Radio Rossii,its static hum a comforting ritual. The radio, a bulky relic with faded dials, crackles to life, filling the room with the day’s news, a blend of local weathercrisp at 5°Cand distant global murmurs.Ivan’s mornings are sacred, a time when Tambov feels like the center of the world. The radio’s voice, a soothing baritone, recounts regional harvests and Moscow politics, but Ivan listens for the interludes: folk songs from the Volga, or a rare broadcast of Tchaikovsky that makes his heart ache for youth. His apartment, adorned with faded floral wallpaper, holds relics of his life—tools from his factory days, a photo of his late wife, Marina. The radio is his tether to the present, a bridge to a Russia both familiar and ever-changing.Today, a story about Tambov’s apple festival catches his ear. He chuckles, imagining the market square bustling with vendors, a scene he’ll visit later. The radio shifts to a call-in show, where a woman from Voronezh laments rising bread prices. Ivan nods, sipping his tea, feeling the pulse of a nation through these voices. He doesn’t own a smartphone—too complicated, he say but this radio, repaired countless times with his own hands, is enough. It’s his window to the world, from Tambov’s snowy winters to tales of cosmonauts.As the clock nears 8:30, a song by Vladimir Vysotsky plays, its gritty lyrics stirring Ivan’s soul. He hums along, tapping a scarred finger on the table, lost in memories of factory nights and Marina’s laughter.

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L.A.'s fine, the sun shines most the time<br />And the feeling is "lay back"<br />Palm trees grow and rents are low<br />But you know I keep thinkin' about<br />Making my way back<br />Well I'm New York City born and raised<br />But nowadays<br />I'm lost between two shores<br />L.A.'s fine, but it ain't home<br />New York's home<br />But it ain't mine no more<br />"I am"... I said<br />To no one there<br />And no one heard at all<br />Not even the chair<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"... said I<br />And I am lost and I can't<br />Even say why<br />Leavin' me lonely still<br />Did you ever read about a frog<br />Who dreamed of bein' a king<br />And then became one<br />Well except for the names<br />And a few other changes<br />If you talk about me<br />The story is the same one<br />But I got an emptiness deep inside<br />And I've tried<br />But it won't let me go<br />And I'm not a man who likes to swear<br />But I never cared<br />For the sound of being alone<br />"I am"... I said<br />To no one there<br />And no one heard at all<br />Not even the chair<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"... said I<br />And I am lost and I can't<br />Even say why<br />"I am"... I said<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"

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And, once again? I'm the only one who ever seems to give a shit about your little bitch-fests whenever I comment on any of your stupid-ass sites. I've let most of your dumbass domain grabs go fine without being voted down by me.<br /><br />No one cares about you, SandalShit.

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BTW this is one of my favorite titles of any site ever

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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BTW, it's saying "It's a EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR Bananacrisp Bacon Cheddar Robot Stapler Dog of the USS CHOPPER BLOBernaut doesn't care about The Knights Who Say Well Actually You Forgot 599 US balls of you, with Sean KHAAAANOOOOOREEEEEELEEEEE Nobody expects the Angry Video Game dildo, aight, I ain't trying to play my games with no barbaric series of Barrel Roll, to Barrel Roll, press Beans and just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Big Damn Bill Nye the Science bloodsucker, you're gonna have to do Matlab, Mat-mat-matlab, or else you will hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called... Jamaica, we have a what else does the box say, the box says ain't nothin' gonna break my Ceti Alpha WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be, a Chocolate New Orleans, and I don't what people are saying - HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG, IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING attack its weakpoint for massive cuffs, you can't break those - DUKE NUKEM, AND I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER AND go to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the ball [can't spell the Dutch part] DENNIS BER-Queer bitch, Fruity McGAY HOMO, you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said Come on, Do it, lay it on right here, Do rock cocaine, it is cool, cool, cool, it's the most cool kind of cocaine, it's really cool, because meet my friend over there, he's a Donnelrawli sto' that guy's MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR team!

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Was Nate ever told about this?

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like what is so bad about a gobstopper? its legitimately just any other hard candy except for the chewy ones (may they rest peacefully in heaven where they belong) which were like any other hard candy, but you could chew em! gotta be one of the top 10 if not top 5 best candies I've ever eaten.

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Worst audio ever 5/5

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REALLY? NOT ONE PERSON MADE A COMMENT ON THIS?<br />EVER?<br />IN OVER THWENTY YEE-ARS!?

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Fun fact: this is the first YTMND site ever created, all of the sites made before 7/29/12 straight up do not exist.

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Wanna know the funny thing? Who else care about the vast majority of your YTMNDs? No one but you and I. Like everyone other neon-white, socialist-sociopath faggot I've ever met, you like to huff your own farts and think your shit don't stink.<br /><br />You're no better than that literal schizo Derpy. I think you'd do better at stroking your ego by jerking off to yourself in the mirror than posting your pathetic self-insert forced meme on this dead website, don't you think? :D

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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ALL LOVERS MUSIC + EVERYTHING I MADE BETWEEN 2010 AND NOW IS ON THE BANDCAMP PAGE<br />[i]https://loverz.bandcamp.com/[/i]<br /><br />THE YOUTUBE PLAYLIST WITH [i]EVERY[/i] SONG [b]EVER[/b] FEATURED IN ONE OF MY SITES IS AVAILABLE HERE<br />[i]https://music.youtube.com/watch?list=PLDq4pjOYroX_VgO4T1hpB5cc<br />rUawT6yKP&shuffle=1[/i]

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Also it is suppose to be absurd... ever heard of goatse.cx

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Probably one of the most underrated sites I ever did.

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The shock images I posted have a historical origin on YTMND from now banned user Suzanne being the first to post memes about Leonard Cohen and Suzanne Sommers being addicted to goatse. This person "suzanne" started the memes and it was liked by both Nickelodeon and me in their prime time. I was in such awe by their shitposting that I return years later to mimic it. It had nothing to do with pissing off Nickelodeon I was just trying to laugh at Suzanne's aesthetic of goatse, eurobeat, leonard cohen all fused together. It always cracks me up. <br /><br />Offtopic from that I have a full collection of every YTMND meme site I have ever made offline and easily viewable, probably close to a 1000.<br />https://i.imgur.com/BAFbrpw.png<br /><br />its 12 gigs in total I think.<br /><br />The point I'm trying to stress is Pichu's offline open source site creator/downloader is the reason I no longer come here. If not for t hat I would be desperately fighting to stay here and ass kiss max. I don't care about this website anymore, I evolved beyond it. Take care Raziya and Nick I have no reason to be upset with you. Nickelodeon will have this website all to himself and he is also welcome to try the site creator.<br /><br />Site URLs are added like <br /><br />file:///home/username/Pictures/myimage.gif<br />file:///home/username/Audio/mysong.mp3<br />and then the page is saved as html

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This may have been the first ytmnd I ever saw back in 2006-2007. Possibly even early as 2005

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement. <br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me. <br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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Nick<br /><br />If I ever become like THAT as an old hag, you'll shoot me, k?

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Done before, but not with the Best Day Ever song, so 4 for funny GIF of Woody getting rocket-plowed by Buzz

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Don't ruin my childhood EVER again.

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Uhh, did it ever leave? But it being free now sounds nift.

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"Religion of peace, my ass" - Every anti-theist and/or Republican ever in the 00s

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I never watched that cartoon, because I was annoyed that they cancelled X-Men Evolution which I liked, and then they started a new show where Wolverine got the top billing (since IMO he is pretty much the most overrated character ever...)

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i only rape baby sasquatch ney I only rape baby sasquatch that were born pre-mature, ney i only rape baby sasquatch as soon as the egg is fertilized ney I only rape baby sasquatch that are actually baby sasquatch leprechauns. quit bring me a baby sasquatch leprechaun so I may deflower it ever so gently if it were possible that sasquatch leprechaun pussy is raping my taste buds. <br /><br /><br />for all the stupid people that don't realize that is a JOKE I do not condone rape of any kind I found a grandpa with a million dollars in the bank who chooses to live outside and saved a woman from rape in an alleyway one night. He is my hero.

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all the children I ever babysat are all in their 20's and never got kidnapped raped etc.<br /><br />if you get kidnapped you are not allowed to come home.

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I'm taking the fattest dump you ever saw right now, homie. You have no idea. Go 5 all of my videos.

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This is YTMND. You're supposed to post funny stuff, not make a 'fan page' for a preschool show that just happens to have a history as pedo bait material on this site.<br /><br />BTW, you need to seriously calm your tits. It's not like I go out of my way to find and downvote every Pedotown - related site ever (actually I'd rather not watch them at all, and I only really downvote them when they get on the front page). I'm also not one of those assholes who will auto-1 every site by any user that has ever made anything I don't like. I mentioned BoredJedi earlier, a while back I actually went through all of his sites and gave them all fair ratings based on the individual site's content (which included several 5s). He has good editing skills and is occasionally capable of making good stuff, when he's not obsessing over Pedotown. That's more than I can say for you.