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I vote based on murphy's lawl.

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Gollum must have his Precious...based on the novel Push by Sapphire. effing long-ass title for a movie.

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this is totally a star trek base enterprise thing

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Well first of all, I've said this before, but something being a direct rip in and of itself doesn't make it bad. The original YTMND could be considered a direct rip. However a lot of them are simply not funny. And that's what it really comes down to - I vote based on whether or not I find sites to be entertaining or amusing. I find a lot of old classic fads to be funny, so I make sites with them and upvote other sites with them. As for what "deserves to be featured on the front page", most of my sites only appear on recently created and fall off once enough new sites are made. Occasionally I'll get on U&C but I'll inevitably be gone after at most a few hours. It seems pretty odd to complain about my sites being on the front page. And finally, you seem to think that I am afraid to make a mainstream style YTMND, but has it ever occurred to you that I simply don't want to? I don't find most of those kinds of sites funny or entertaining, so why would I make something just to get views and ratings if I don't find it personally interesting? Occasionally I make something similar to what is popular, like that "You are being shagged by a rare parrot" site (which did get on U&C for a while), but that was only because I thought that clip was hilarious when I saw it so I decided to preserve it YTMND style. Simply a coincidence that it was popular. But seeing as you want me to go out, find some clip from some 70s or 80s TV show, rip it, and post it on YTMND, I'm not going to do that just because it's what the cool kids do. I mean, if I'm watching a video and I see something hilarious I might make a YTMND out of it, but mostly I stick to my roots and my personal style. You don't have to like it, but other people do, and you should accept that.

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Proper sound source should be "Stig Baasvik, based on melodies originally whistled by Garth Marenghi."

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and now youre trying to make insults based on why i would say things, rather than responding to my comments.

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vote 5 for the following reasons..<br />1. It is based on a fad<br />2. It's a gaytmnd<br />3. Rocko is in it<br />4. It reminds you of old ytmnd<br />5. Because your a ytmnd user

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You should five because single issue voters are the base of the Republican party. Guns, God, and gays.

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Smells like all our bases are belong to us.

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The context is that LacrosseStar83 was explaining why he had to disappear from ytmnd for awhile - to help his young, dying brother. That is what all the information is based off of. To me, that seems quite reasonable.

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Where did you get Tik Tok based on that epic introduction I provided?

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Jacob pulls down his pants and shows Marcy his big white uncut cock with pillow mounds of blond pubic hair fluffy up around its base. He has a partial erection. Marcy pulls down the neck of her shirt and pulls out a big soft breast. Her nipple and areola is so dark compared to her milky white skin.<br /><br />ok, so Marcy has so much dark black pubic hair. She lets Jacob eat out/fuck her yummy puah puah and in the end I got a boner just typing this. Thanks for making this site, faggot.

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You are discovering yourself, forget the past and don't ever do a site based on The Last Airbender.

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When it was theorized that the earth was round, everybody else said, "Look at all this flat ground! How could the earth possibly be flat?" You're basing your worldview off of incorrect assumptions.

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Based on http://slamdominate.ytmnd.com, BTW

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Absolutely none of this is possible. Oxygen is secondary to our planet, Co2 was here first. Stuff in the ocean and rock/ice layers tell us that. Co2 is GOOD for the earth, no people, but the earth. The trees you drive by take DEEP breaths of it as you drive by. A single volcano can put out close to what humanity has produced, EVER. All of this stuff was in my science books etc as a kid. "Fossil Fuel" is another good one... Dino bones were found in oil deposits giving first birth myth to the 'fossil fuel' phrase, sadly it was pedaled as the truth by interest that seek to control every facit of your carbon based life. It was discovered in the 50's that 'OIL IS ABIOTIC.' Aka non-bio nature.<br /><br />http://mondovista.com/abioticoilx.html<br /><br />One thing that was not in my books though, is this 'tectonic shift' bologna. The crevices of faults such as the ring of fire, etc, expand. You can see the stretch marks on the ocean floor and measure it's rate of stretch with sonar and infrared satellites (creating maps with them and comparing the maps over time.) As the exothermic reactions take places under the crust of earth you are left with less concentrated but harder material with more volume. The causes planets, and yes EARTH, to EXPAND. It's doubled in size the last 110million years. Mountians are still made in the same/similar way, but the 'free floating Pangea' is just not possible. Pangea WAS the earth, it was completely solid (remember it has the same MASS but less VOLUME because things have not burned long enough yet) and the beginning oceans were pools. A particular rock when burned releases water, this is how oceans grew as expand. Just as the poles flip every so often, etc, there are many more things about how the earth works and space we would not begin to imagine yet!<br /><br />We're on a rock flying through space around a huge nuclear reactor... Reality is stranger than

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if i was trying to be gr33nscr33n then i would have made qualitative statements about the site based on pretentious standards of the modern art industry. were you even talking to me? the reply function is just a much a clusterfuck as the site design.

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i did not use alts to downvote anything. are you talking about the site? or comments? because i did neither. let me also point out that one of the main ways a user can look like a bitch is to publicly accuse people of doing things to them based on 0 evidence.

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You could start by running to the room of the three gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the wall climb. Here, you must choose your next path. You could race up to the observatory, spin the sun dial, and pass into the room of the golden idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors that may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there, and you may be headed for the torch room. If the elevator is up, you could jump into the elevator and descend into the mine shaft. You might climb up the ladder, or plow through the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient kings, allowing you to climb into the Spider's Lair. If you escape, you may have a chance to set upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you'll be able to crawl into the pit of despair and finally make your way through the Cave of Size, back to the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.

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well based on my advice we fucked up and un-compressed it. now it's like a slinky but with all of the coils stretched.

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Remember that this was based on a real chatlog by some kid who couldn't hack his way through a paper bag.

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This document is the 14 January 2003 Recommendation of the SVG 1.1 specification. SVG 1.1 serves two purposes: to provide a modularization of SVG based on SVG 1.0 and to include the errata found so far in SVG 1.0. The SVG Working Group believes SVG 1.1 has been widely reviewed by the community, developers and other W3C groups. The list of changes made in this version of the document is available.

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It's difficult to do anything consistently with the background feature because the foreground shits based on the screen size.

I liked Home Depotmnd. The Hot Topic wallpaper is too busy. Needs more minimalist so that I can tell what's going on. However, I still love max for making my favorite website, and I still have an unexplained affection for gr33nscr33n that is probably based on all his comments.

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^^^^^^^this man 1's everything, which means that with every new "Moon Man" site, he 1's it, which means he must have a lot of free time. I base this off nothing but the truth.

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should have used Locutus base.

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you should have seen what my boss did with a cucumber once. there was this really stupid kid that worked with us for awhile and to give him some sh*t, my boss took a cucumber, sliced a ring around one end (to make it look like a dick head) and dug a piece out on the tip. then he stuck some toothpicks (with the red plastic crap on the ends) into it around the base of the head part (to make it look really kinky) and then spread some chocolate from freshly baked chocolate chip cookies all around that end of the cucumber. then he wrote the guy's name on it and as soon as the kid got to work, my boss pulled the cucumber out and tried to make the kid explain it. it was funny.

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Sites don't get on top viewed based on quality. It either has to have viral exposure from other sites, or you have to submit it before the page counter resets.

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In before massively inflated rating based on user popularity.

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i love background base. hey can u hook me up with that girl? i need a gf.