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Um, everyone knows "soysoysoysoysoysoysoy" is pronounced (helicopter hovering). It's not Microsoft Sam's fault YOU'RE too retarded to punch the space bar for God's sake.

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God, another one. I'm sure this is the first of a long line of waste of space bullsh*t sites from you. Please gtfo.

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"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Cat on a Keyboard the God, who was sent into space. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. BrazilianFlower 16:6342353464742334653464785674

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This allows us to easily identify the higher order factor as Einstein's curvature tensor G. The reason brain growth is identified with the curvature tensor is that the central equation of General Relativity, Einstein's field equations, say that Curvature=G=T where T is the mass density "source term" (mu). In Psychometry space we must replace this source term with the BGD since, as shown in Figure 2 page 1, the BGD is the source term for God. Since T is equated to the Curvature by Einstein (Eqn

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This allows us to easily identify the higher order factor as Einstein's curvature tensor G. The reason brain growth is identified with the curvature tensor is that the central equation of General Relativity, Einstein's field equations, say that Curvature=G=T where T is the mass density "source term" (mu). In Psychometry space we must replace this source term with the BGD since, as shown in Figure 2 page 1, the BGD is the source term for God. Since T is equated to the Curvature by Einstein (Eqn

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While I admit a cat on a keyboard in space has a higher chance of existing than God...not very funny.

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LOL, god of the gaps. :D The First Cause could have been anything. Calling it a 'singularity' is a way of saying that it somehow created all the 'stuff' (space, time, and matter), and since it's /a/ thing (we only know of one Big Bang), it's a singularity. Either way, the First Cause could have been anything. An accident, even. Thing is, we don't know. Using God to explain things science hasn't explained is a logical fallacy.

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GOD DAMN YOU SPACE CAT! 5!!!

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"god has a tiny package" ummm its probably cold in space, plus look how big his wang is compared to the world. it would wipe out Asia in one blow

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I give you two, and allow me to explain why: you see, a cat on a keyboard in space is what you see when you die. It is the ultimate climax to all life and existence. The cat on the keyboard in space was an etheral, god-like mystery, and here you have turned it into a hostile alien race. As if it were even part of our plane of existence.

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Oh my God, you took the best part of Prince of Space and made one of the most killer old-school YTMNDs in ages. You deserve hall of fame.

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Use the god dam space bar in the site title you noob.

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excist for others though. So what I can see is that you belive that God excist and you accept this to be the truth. This may be true for you but not for others. So who or what created everything, the universe, matter and time and space? I would say that it is every single thing that accepts the notion of it. The only units of time that come into excistance are those that chose to accept to excist. The only atoms that excist are those that chose to. Hard to belive, Hard to understand but indeed possible...

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God dammit. You edited it down due to space and size. That isn't being creative. Anyone can do that. You didn't make this funny. This is not a f*cking YTMND. Why can't you get that point?

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For god's sake delete everything you put on ytmnd. You're wasting space.

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it got hall of famed, so f*ck it, im 5'ing this site, because its not getting deleted. ever. the only thing to do now is watch this site become the #1 viewed site on YTMND. and for the love of God STOP SPAMMING, YOU THINK THIS SITE IS WASTING SPACE AND YOU ARE WASTING EVEN MORE SPACE WITH YOUR USELESS COMMENTS!

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Sorry, but if your attempting to prove logically or scientifically that a god/deity exist, you have fallen short. To prove my point, you have made the assumption that matter, space, and time are attributes only related to the universe. This might be true, but since you can't prove the existence (or lack thereof) of matter, space, and time outside of a universe then you can't prove that they are "universe-specific".

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You said people with out a small minded view sent voyager into space, does that mean that none of the NASA scientists are religious? And what do aethiests have against religion? If I want to believe in God and creationism I will. I dont need an aethiest propaganda YTMND to tell me otherwise.

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office space is god.

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God Bless The United States of Space!

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We have no reason to believe that space is finite, how do you think anyone could prove the universe had a beginning? Not everything has a cause, and there is no logical support of that cause being god. You assume god had to exist because time had to have had a beginning in which the universe didn't already exist. You only see what you want to see, so please, ffs, stop posting this garbage on a site full of people who only consider your ytmnds to be an annoyance.

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Arguing that everything is so fine tuned and gives the world such order so there must be a god is great. If everything were chaos there could be no life. Thus, we would not be alive to think about it. If gravity repelled instead of attracted then matter would be relatively equally spaced throughout the universe and no compounds, planets, life forms, anything would form. So to say, "why is it so orderly" is a bad question when the answer is "the reason you can wonder why it is so orderly is because it is"

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what created god? god is created by the human mind. its supposed to be a sign of hope for those in dispair. The very begining of the universe has to do somthing with a dimension we cannot precieve. the whole "cause and effect" thing is created by some greater dimension through the continuem. a Space-Time-matter-x (x being this mysterious dimension) Paradox, which created all matter. now stop conflicting with peoples beliefs and make somthing stupid. its ytmnd lol.

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2006-09-02 11:43:41 HonkeyyTron 3 stars needs better music 2006-09-02 11:50:26 abryanb 1 star Earth is overrated. 2006-09-02 11:53:10 Siiriainen 1 star already seen it 2006-09-02 12:04:40 UnknownEntity 5 stars i axully liked it 2006-09-02 12:08:13 s3mpr0n 0 stars u fail 2006-09-02 12:41:39 Motu 1 star I knew what I would see if I sat through the whole thing. Thanks for the light show Agnus Dei. "There are pretty lights, so God must have done it. And it must have been my God. And if you oppose him he'll zap you with lightening. But he loves you." The image ordering isn't at all a subliminal message. 2006-09-02 13:27:14 UhaveNowGoneToFar 0 stars 2006-09-02 13:33:31 eekers 5 stars oo 2006-09-02 13:34:35 munka 1 star ohhh pretty lights gets a 5... god get -5 saying that this is a presentation of "earth" but u put some pictures of space in there. 1. 2006-09-02 13:36:47 Creamy 1 star earth to america to jupiter = f*ck off presentati

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Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holies

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I hate religious people. They can't be content with the fact that the universe is bigger than themselves. They have to have an all powerful version of themselves in charge. They have to comfort themselves with delusions of an afterlife because they can't deal with the finality of death. They refuse to look for answers in the vastness of space, but rather say "It's too big for us to ever understand". Well f*ck religion, and f*ck ignorance. If we don't search for answers, "God's" not going to give them.

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You say that god created time, What if time is actually a human invention simply to organize things and has no effect on space or matter?

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"Gee, all that space and God focuses on US? Damn we must be increbibly important beings" Actually, I am God... and I focus on other things besides Earth. Get over yourselves.

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"He's not spamming anything. You choose to watch them. Second of all the size of our planet in comparison to space doesn't prove anything except that God created a large universe and it only shows his power. So why don't you stop spamming your rebuttals and just let him post. This doesn't prove anything about God's existance. God isn't going to be found in a picture. God isn't bound to our physical world. Using pictures from space shows nothing. At all." LMAO! You REALLY believe that?