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"Your ability to google search my user name does not prove your worth. It proves my point."<br /><br />hahahaha i laughed my ass off when i read that. this is a good thread. i love you umfuld!

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Wow, this is so cool! Love it. Is that Bridgette Nielsen?

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Love it! Incredibly obscure but fantastic none the less. The cold, dead eyes of a killer.

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hi there, so whose alt might you be?<br /><br />he's at least 37, so it's not like I am picking on him. he seems to make it a hobby to talk trash about everybody. what I did here was a love tap by comparison

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The whole point of the Clone War was to be a big show to scare the Galaxy straight to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Clones were used by the Republic to be a closed loop, people who could die and make the war look significant, yet who had no loved ones to relay how the war was really progressing. The Separatists used droids for similar reasons. Republic accounts of the Separatist military, in addition, was vastly overstated. Instead of the quintillions of battle droids they claimed to possess, they probably never exceeded 500 million over the course of the entire war. By keeping the military branches all but absolutely cut off from the population as a whole, there was no chance of the public learning of the true nature of the war. Under direction of Chancellor Palpatine, the CIS intentionally attacked insignificant star systems, drawing Republic troops into open fights. The Republic believed this was an attempt to drain morale and will, but it was actually a deliberate strategy intended to keep the fighting away from critical sectors as much as possible. The few attacks on industrial centers were only conducted to give the impression of a change of hands, while the profits of the war effort were still channelled into the same places. What's more significant is that the transactions that allowed these proceedings were hardly concealed, Banking Clan documents and shipyard paperwork was all open for scrutiny, yet few took the time to exercise their scrutiny. <br /><br />Therefore, I can conclude that JJJ, Umfuld, G3N, and UNC are all either in cahoots with each other, or more likely yet, [i]the same person[/i].

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goddamn. go jerk off to some ayn rand nonsense. i hate you and everything you love. die a painful death you machiavellian garbage. you are what is wrong with the world. i own that book and it was written by a retard. like you.

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Heh. Simple, short, and executed perfectly. Love it.

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Absolutely tasteless. I love it!

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Last night you spent an hour skimming my sites. You started at 2:37:48 AM CST and stopped here. Admit it, you love them. You just can't stay away from them. Don't worry, I'll continue to make sites to give you something to do here.

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<--------guilty of too much love for the jumbled messes of the world. something to do with order coming [i]from[/i] chaos, rather than from the elimination of it.

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EVERYTIME IT SNOWS I PLAY THIS I LOVE THIS YTMND IT IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!

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i love the twist ending. it parallels my own life.

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howdy folks its me again<br />got a message to convey<br />i'm so confused what's to lose<br />i think i might turn gay<br />on the day my bitch left<br />she said stick it up your rear<br />she never thought she'd hear these words<br />woo your mustache is so tickly down there<br />drill my ass<br />oh god it's so tight<br />drill my ass<br />this is my first time<br />drill my ass<br />i love you/love you too<br />i live with bill its such a thrill<br />we get it on so fine<br />we tend our garden everyday<br />sometimes we get 69<br />play dress up and have puppet shows<br />we skip and dance and sing<br />he's so helpful he shaves my back<br />mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat<br />it's so hard<br />it feels so right<br />it's so hard<br />the way he holds me<br />it's so hard<br />i could just die<br />when we go drinking<br />it's so hard<br />the we start thinking<br />but doin it to liberace<br />then we bake a quiche<br />we went to church he held my hand<br />i gazed into his eyes<br />he kissed my ear i said oh dear<br />my shaft began to rise<br />he wispered let's get married<br />i squeeked and shouted yes<br />suddenly our live a big mess<br />he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress<br />drill my ass<br />not sure i'm right<br />drill my ass<br />what was i thinking<br />drill my ass<br />i like bull fights<br />drill my ass<br />no more knittng<br />drill my ass<br />no more skipping<br />i tried it once a whole 6 monthsso long mustach

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Kay, (thanks, like... totally appreciate it) I did, but there's a snag in the audio, and if you can peal it back to my perfect sync, I'd love it, but if not, I'm gonna have to re-load my proper sample. (listen, you'll hear it.)

This sucks. I miss DragonGate. It’s times like this (Thanksgiving and Christmas) that I want to be with the one I love, but she is on the other side of the world.<br /><br />Although I am sad, I am more than willing to share her with the Army. I told her more than once that I be more than accepting if she makes the Army a career. I will highly recommend to her that she stay in the Army until they no longer wanted her. Then I can have her all to myself.<br /><br />Well, see ya’ later!<br /><br />Mood: Sad<br />Music: “Desert Rose” by Sting<br />Book: (None)

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At the same time, he did star in a movie with the subtitle "Dead and loving it" :)

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lol i love it

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Oh man, I love that YTMND is starting to get some good old classical funny sites like this back. Its ben too long.

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It was nights like these that Mike wished he took a more proactive approach in his social life. The only light in the room beamed from the small laptop next to the bed. It dimly lit the small confines to which Mike secluded himself. Safe and alone. Safe, but alone. His thoughts drifted again to a girl. Whether the girl was real or a fabrication of Mike's fantasies was something he never figured out. It always began with a human connection, and slid sideways towards a realm of euphoric imagination. Mike picked up his phone and tried to decide. Was the euphoria in his mind make-believe? Or could it really be true? To be dumb enough to try to find out, and leave this safe place, only to find out that love was not there. It couldn't be worth it. Or could it? Mike couldn't decide. So he went on YTMND and made a site.

i showed someone some sites i made, along with that murdarmachene site about taco salad and i also showed the (pppttttt) new talent on 60 mins site. he loved all of them and said "wait, so people make these and upload them with their own separate urls, and people vote on them?" he even thought the gay inside jokes were funny before i even explained some of them. he thought my parody of fourest's clint eastwood site was insanely funny, just because it was so strange. keep in mind, this person is a major media snob, kind of like gr33nscr33n but a little younger. he said "i want in" and "show me how you make these" so i briefly explained the format and linked him ytmnd.com. he had no idea what the fuck it was, didn't know how to find other funny sites, and didn't bother trying for more than 30 seconds. i said "yup, sounds about right."<br /><br />[i]true story[/i]

New YTMND SOLIDARITY/ RETRO Feature: 56k capped download speeds! <br /> <br />Why? Sense of community. Everyone has the same YTMND experience. The long wait for a site to load makes the user appreciate the site more when it finally appears. And Grey Goose vodka isn’t getting any cheaper you all.<br /><br /><br />Side note: Max loves working for bitchy malcontents

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0 seconds ago Umfuld viewed ? cold.<br />1 second ago Umfuld viewed ? drop evertything and follow him.<br />40 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? CHOCOLATE RAIN.<br />46 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? vhs overscan.<br />52 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? goddamnit i feel it again.<br /><br /><br />heh i wasn't even going to put in the effort to downvote your sites and i'm still not<br /><br />you are way too easy to upset and i'm loving it

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I support and love this.<br /><br />QQ ALERT: Whats the music he used? Obviously its unlisted, he quit!

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i love user activity sites.<br /><br />i think my favorite one i made was [site shoppe:profile]<br /><br />either that or the site i made encouraging people to post funny PMs in the comments. i deleted it because it got too nasty. big mistake. i was a pussy.

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I personally liked Swirling Eyes more, but I get what you mean about it being very similar to both of these sites. Now it's like jeLLyFisH and Twisted Red are distant cousins rather than father and son, if that makes any kind of sense. It's a real shame that you lost all those 5's, though. As for this site's current score, you can almost always count on users remembering even the most obscure of sites, but I don't think that's entirely what killed it. A lot of it is just luck, and when you make art sites, your odds are even worse.<br /><br />I love art sites, though, and I'm a big supporter of good original content, which is why you've consistently gotten 5's from me. If you look at my vote spread, you'll see what a great compliment that is.<br /><br />Regarding my epic domain grab, I encourage you to have a second look at it. It's actually more than just a domain grab. I realized that the full idea of the site wasn't getting across to people, so I edited the site info. Unfortunately, it looks like the damage has been done, but oh well. I'll know to do better next time.

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Go phil go! Hehehe love the effects on it X3

rodheh. you suck. all you people suck.<br /><br />joey, btape isnt a mod. there hasn't been an admin page since 2.0 launched hence he has had no special mod insight or capabilities.<br /><br />rodheh, you chose btape only on reputation. his a activity dwindled before you even joined. same goes for my join date. i just happened to have communicated, reasonably, believe it or not, with more people here. hence, i have a better understanding of this place as a decrepit social circle. and believe it or not, provoking people in comments and harassing PMs isn't an indication of much of anything beyond how silly someone can get with the internet.<br /><br />getting more in depth with your dumb list, all the users you chose are either your meebo/comment buddies or a few stragglers who post nothing and (as it just so happens) haven't taken the time to call you out and explain how far off you are (heh). yes, we need as a mod:<br /><br />lax83 - a user who has posted the most ear rape sites and exclusively votes of friend-sites or people who 5 him (sorry lax, love your antics but it's true). lets make lax a mod so he can create the sites he regulates while he regulates them.<br /><br />eightbitprodigy - a user who presumably is your buddy. i can't imagine who else would be. jimmm? but yeah, 8bit, a relatively newer user who makes some nice sites sometimes but who cares. he has proven (like nearly everyone else on this list) unreasonable user bias. non mod in my opinion.<br /><br />wisdumcube - a user who rarely visits anymore and only expresses hate and regret for ytmnd. also who gets in more petty fights than i do.<br /><br />kekko - a nice guy. brings a non-american stance. mode? sure. also, he is gay and thinks im hot. sure, sure :) i would love a homosexual mod to scare off all you homophobic retard users who hear FAGGOT.wav and experience their balls crawling up inside themselves with laughter. my vote is for kekko, faggots.<br /><br />

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I thought it was just another fad... loved it. reminded me of my days in the military.

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I accept partial responsibility for this site, since I told TheeBatman that this song is Neil Sedaka - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. And I take full responsibility for my upvote. You, however, can take part of the blame for me being an unrepentant upvoter. One of the reasons I upvote is to counter the people that auto-1 sites, based on the user that made it.<br /><br />You are doing more to hurt YTMND with your downvoting and trolling than anyone else. Constantly berating and discouraging people doesn't foster a positive community. I want people to thrive. I want YTMND to always be here to entertain us and enrich our lives. I love it. That's why I give 5s and leave silly comments.

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i was gonna make this then i found it so i'm not gonna bother. after seeing those puppies i fell in love... 90s was awesome.