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i'm going down to shoot my old lady, caught her messing around with another man

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that lady loves the meat

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Thats one hot lady on the right.

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Nerds are popular and get all the ladies now. Didn't you hear? There's no way that black guy could have scored with those chicks. He has much too busy a schedule stealing bikes and eating fried chicken, watermelon, and collard greens. He probably has dry humped his rims more than once though.

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""He never actually said he got laid with a female" Oh yeah? "Some LADIES just like a little cushion..."" that was just a statement. "I actually got laid, and I'm a fat guy. "

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"He never actually said he got laid with a female" Oh yeah? "Some LADIES just like a little cushion..."

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When I saw it in theaters I yelled it but nobody else did then the lady behind me said "STFU!". I turned around and said "Did you see a sign outside my house that said Dead N*gger Storage?" then she got all mad.

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I actually got laid, and I'm a fat guy. Some ladies just like a little cushion for the pushin' ;)

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He needs to work on his "Mentioning a sexy lady" shtick.

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Corevirus commented ? Santa's Going Down SuperPepe 'd ? Ugly Luke isn't the father (Shocking truth!) MrMSTy 'd ? Vince McMahon Gets Dancin' Corevirus 'd ? Santa's Going Down car 'd ? Santa's Going Down Corevirus 'd ? Santa's Going Down AerynSun 'd ? Jay Z - The Powerpoint Album car 'd ? Santa's Going Down Treadstone commented ? konnektion Treadstone 'd ? konnektion MrMSTy 'd ? Ugly Luke isn't the father (Shocking truth!) kittyblender 'd ? Retarded Old Lady EvilLord 'd ? Iowowned

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I had sex once too. Great looking young lady...reasonable rates too.

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What you just saw, ladies and germs, was a video of Kelsey Grammer talking to a bunch of Disneyland visitors while he walked across a stage without watching where he was going... and consequently falling OFF the front of it. Kudos to VIsraWratS for finding that.

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i was telling my friend other day, i said.. why dont we start making ytmnds with our skills and our own pictures. and make ur ytmnd with by urself instead of stealing movie images and sounds. this is it ladies and gentlemen, the new age of ytmnd.

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yes, there is a lady named Nancy on there right now

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"Democrats are retarded. Enjoy your socialism->economic collapse and trampled rights..." Ah yes... for a candle burns, and tears roll down lady liberty's cheeks for the oppressed Swedes.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, FRASIER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! ...to clean his face, obviously.

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"Should you have the right to murder people? Should you have the right to rob the bank? Should you have the right to mug old ladies?" read up on political philosophy: libertarianism adheres to the liberal school of philosophy (liberterianism = neoliberalism), thus all of those three intricate issues are NOT moral issues - they are property issues. Murder is desecration of property. Robbing a bank is theft of property. Mugging is theft of property.

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"supports individual choice" does not necessarily mean that you can necessarily do whatever you want to people, now does it? Should you have the right to murder people? Should you have the right to rob the bank? Should you have the right to mug old ladies?

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Ladies Love Cool Lenin

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HEY LADY! Wanna have your *ssh*le licked by a fat man in an overcoat??? :P :P :P

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Picard likes to stay in tiptop shape for the ladies.

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Intresting. Although everyone knew what you had posted before they looked, its always good to be reminded of old ladies in distress. +12 -2/2

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It seems like all the reasons I used to support democrats erode more and more. I at one time thought they were cool, because I thought they were the party of Cheech and Chong, Timothy Leary and Hunter S. Thompson. Now, it becomes more evident that they are really the party of the crabby old lady who always shows up at town hall to scream obscenities.

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lawl, it's funny because old ladies are bad drivers

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Lady Chef was hot, until she melted her face with hot grease

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hahaha I have a mustache and I kill it with the ladies!

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you do a holiday themed fad spin-off

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its ok lady chef i'll still go out with you. (she then kills herself)

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And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!