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We have a new genius round here ladies n gennelmen

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Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought Wallace was a lady.

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did you really post a pic of your ladies tits. X_X!

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Getting presents probably wouldn't even take that long, she probably just did it on the side, like when fishing was getting boring, or just gave him all the furniture she didn't want, so like, that's not so epic sad as it seems Also why didn't he get her some other fun games for old ladies, come on

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Agreed- really good idea, but needs to be cropped. Lose the left half with Rick Moranis and focus on the lady- it will loop better.

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There's only one man EPIC enough to win the election and thrill the hearts of all the ladies. I can hear the drumming...it sounds like tropical steel!

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she sure has quite a wardrobe for a car-less senile lady

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wait wtf, whos missing really? the lady or the f*cking car?

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The old lady has such a soft voice untill she says "How many MEGs of RAM Carmine?" and he's all like "8" and she's all like "O RLY?" and he's all like "YA RLY!"

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Oh hey, you're the lady from the cast.

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I wonder if that's the Rose that's the bff of that other old lady and if she got her text message.

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that lady is a milf

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Remember ladies, front to back, that's how we wipe ourselves...

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original idea for the evil octopus lady in the little mermaid?

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ACT IV SCENE IV Hall in Capulet's house. Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse LADY CAPULET Hold, take these keys, and fetch more spices, nurse. Nurse They call for dates and quinces in the pastry. Enter CAPULET CAPULET Come, stir, stir, stir! the second c*ck hath crow'd, The curfew-bell hath rung, 'tis three o'clock: 5 Look to the baked meats, good Angelica: Spare not for the cost. Nurse Go, you cot-quean, go, Get you to bed; faith, You'll be sick to-morrow For this night's watching. 10 CAPULET No, not a whit: what! I have watch'd ere now All night for lesser cause, and ne'er been sick. LADY CAPULET Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time; But I will watch you from such watching now. Exeunt LADY CAPULET and Nurse CAPULET A jealous hood, a jealous hood! 15 Enter three or four Servingmen, with spits, logs, and baskets Now, fellow, What's there? First Servant Things for the cook, sir; but I know not what. CAPULET Make

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lol its funny because you were supposed to think it was something sexual about old ladies. gross.

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Shadow knows how to attract the ladies- OH WHAT THE F*CK?!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number five. One, two, three, four, five! Everybody in the car so come on let's ride... To the liquor store around the corner. The boys say they want some gin and juice, but I really don't wanna... Beerbust like I had last week. I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap. I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter. So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord. To me flirting is just like a sport. Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it. Please set it in the trumpet. A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of Tina's all I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man!

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After the lecture, the library lady openly admitted that she was on drugs.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...this is MAMBO NUMBER FIVE. I smell a gimmick account.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THIS IS MAMBO NUMBAH FIIIVE.

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Let's just say that it ended up in his mouth by a feature that makes him VERY popular with the ladies, and leave it at that.

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...so pedos like disturbing old lady puppets?

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also there could be one of those security camera things on the wall looking at them. and the light could blink. and the old lady could have those stilt thingies on her feet and uhh

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Is that old lady bringing some cake finally?

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Ladies and Gentleman, Jovian is a Communist, go live in China F*ck stick. Republicans are the true commies, just like you COMMIE.

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A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

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Ladies and Gentleman, the Democratic party!

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i like animal porn. i like it to see dogs have sex with ladies

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lady