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I want a Pee Pee cup

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I just wanted to express my sincere thanks for your wonderful content.<br /><br />Your eloquent and thought-provoking insights always inspire and resonate with me.<br /><br />Keep up the great work - I eagerly await your next piece! By the way, I would be very happy if you get a chance to check out my<a href="https://www.shaiyia.com/"> page!</a><br />Professional steel foreign trader, lowest price, highest quality,

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I've got your picture<br />Of me and you<br />You wrote "I love you"<br />I wrote "Me too"<br />I sit there staring, and there's nothing else to do<br />Oh, it's in colour<br />Your hair is brown<br />Your eyes are hazel<br />And soft as clouds<br />I often kiss you when there's no one else around<br /><br />I've got your picture, I've got your picture<br />I'd like a million of you, all 'round my cell<br />I want a doctor to take your picture<br />So I can look at you from inside as well<br />You've got me turning up and turning down<br />And turning in and turning 'round<br /><br />I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so

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Five days, huh? Sweet, I've been wanting to die for years. Thanks Pikachu. :D

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I heard that comment as i read it and i love the non-sequitorial music sections and now i want to make this. Synesthesia is one hell of a drug

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Now he can have all the nuggets he wants in Heaven.

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Well at least his movie was good for a couple "video days" in health class back in highschool. But honestly all it did for me was make me want to eat mcdonalds for a month.

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Poor ken. He wanted to be a GI JOE so bad

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I never actually watched Aaahh!!! Real Monsters until a couple weeks ago. My only real memory of it as a kid was wanting to watch it and thinking it was coming on but it ended up being The Munsters on Nick at Nite instead

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If i remember correctly, 14 year-old me wanted to make a site with the Drift Away-music, but i couldn't think of a fitting photo, so i just stole the original's image too. xD

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dont listen to this dope dealer. he wants you to rat for you and keeping you doped up to do it. if you dont he will take away your dope addiction

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I know it's not really a song, it's a parody of all of those Star Trek captain songs based on the joke that there are now too many spinoffs (or whatever you want to call them).

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Please accept this moonrap as a token of my goodwill.<br /><br />KKK<br />Enjoy a Filet-O-Fish today<br />Moonman coming at ya<br />With the power play<br /><br />KKK<br />Raps that pay<br />In a moonmansion<br />Being gay is okay<br /><br />KKK<br />On a burning crusade<br />Ya trying to get to hellfire peninsula?<br />I’m trying to get laid<br /><br />Want some McNuggets?<br />Sucka can’t touch it<br />I eat what I like<br />Even late at night<br /><br />I used to be McEvil<br />Now I fight for right<br />Like a beast of the night<br />I rock Satyāgraha tight<br /><br />KKK<br />Hare Krishna Rama<br />I joined a cult<br />And banged yo mama<br /><br />KKK<br />All night and all day<br />They served me a subpoena<br />Which is odd because I’m just a hyena<br /><br />KKK<br />Is on the way<br />Let me hear you say<br />Equal rights, equal pay<br /><br />My beard is green<br />My eyes are mean<br />My hair is orange<br />…uh…rap over

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There is a lot of important stuff written on these bathroom walls of the internet. A lot of important memories. Even if someone made a fancier, more modern version of the app, without the database, without the content, you'd lose those memories. You'd lose some crazy fad-lover's magnum opus, ya know?<br /><br />I don't know max that well. I asked him to play D&D with me once and he sounded ambivalent.<br /><br />But I'll tell max on Discord that I'd like to write a social media app in Laravel 10. If he wants he can be in charge of the project. If he's not interested, I'll just make it for the fun of it. And I'll post it to GitHub with the MIT license and anyone can check it out and use what parts they like. But if max lets me know the structure of ytmnd's database, I will base the data models on that structure so hopefully he could just import his database into it. I don't know where max stores his image files and stuff. I'll write the app to store them in AWS S3.<br /><br />There are other content-sharing sites, sure. But I don't know of any that have as many famery-gais and darthwangs. I just want a place for us to have a group to post jokes to.<br /><br />And I will say this, if I make another site, or if max made me boss of ytmnd, I would label things better so there's less uncovered NSFW stuff. But I will chill out about moon crew. If some moon dude wants to make sites, I won't ban them. Hate cannot drive out hate.

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You know, I can program. Like I know Php, MySQL, modern frameworks, junk like that. And max seems like maybe he doesn't care about ytmnd at this point. Like he stopped caring a long time ago.<br /><br />If I made a similar kind of content-sharing platform, with a few more modern features, what would you think about that? Would you want to try posting content somewhere else?

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You know, for a while, a couple of years ago, max invited me to the private developer channel where he hangs out in Discord. You know what he's doing in there? Mostly talking about video games with his buddies, from what I saw.<br /><br />And I love max. All of us that enjoyed ytmnd have him to thank. But with great power comes great spiderman stuff. You want the youth of the early 2000's to fall in love with what you're doing? You gotta put in the effort. If you don't believe in yourself, if you blow it off, you're kinda going to break a lot of hearts.

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so get your phone and install capcut then like downloaded the instrumental music on website called YouTube to wav and import the sound in capcut then go on a website called https://wizzardsoftware.com/ then just write some lyrics for moon man and just put whatever my man says then poured it to the edit then download the edit and don't want a website called https://www.veed.io/convert/video-converter then import your cap cut edit then download it as an MP3 and get a random picture or GIF of moon man dancing and just named titles and all that stuff and done

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Not like I haven't wanted to, but dying is for pussies

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I want a rock

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I want to be able to read my PMs again

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1988 called. it wants its enya back.

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When you try to trick Milton with a replacement stapler but he wants the one you took

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I can't remember the last time I logged into this account; it's been well over a decade. I really felt the need to comment on this YTMND.<br /><br />The time I was most active on YTMND was at this point about half my lifetime ago. That fills me with a certain kind of melancholy I don't really have the time or luxury to really contemplate these days. Even if I'm not 'old' or even middle-aged, I'm no longer young, and I think about all the things I used to have and how much of it is gone. I think about good friends I lost contact with, ex-girlfriends, family I no longer see, fun moments from my past, my old hopes and aspirations, how free and full of opportunity life felt, and how easy it was to remain hopeful about the future compared to now. I really don't want to talk about my personal situation too much, but I've spent the last few years really struggling to come to terms with how things, both in my life and in the wider world, have changed. I stopped moving forward.<br /><br />Crazy as it may be, I think seeing this YTMND has given me a little nudge, however slight it may be, in the direction of finally accepting things change and starting to move on with my life. I never thought I'd be having a deeply emotional experience like this on YTMND, of all places.<br /><br />But thank you for making this, I really liked seeing it.

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We come to see if KURT DOGLESS WANTS SUNDAYS so there

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I see dead people want you... that probably doesn't work

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YOU'RE A DISGUSTING BRANDON SUPPORTER THAT WANTS USA TO BE ELIMINATED FROM THE MAP!

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Requisite check-in from 2023 after tha link, still 0wnz just as hard as 15 years ago *pours out "30"* we want you back

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I guess pushing the crab down the stairs would just be randomizimg the flip-over effect but i don't want to take that 50/50 gamble on a pissed-off crab with a doubled attack stat charging back up the stairs at me, i guess you just have to outplay the coinflip though

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You're making me want to make a pink pussycat ytmnd... or Knock boots