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Christian Bale needs to go back to the Henry V days. AND OLD MEN IN ENGLAND NOW ABED WILL CURSE THEMSELVES, THAT THEY WERE NOT HERE... AND HOLD THEIR MANHOODS CHEAP.

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i don't like cake that tastes like men's feet. you ruined it for me

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While I never got that much into the BSBs, they never really struck me as the typical pop boy band. They always seemed more like a white version of Boyz II Men. Not a bad thing.

[b]The Unfunny Truth About Unfunny Websites[/b]<br /><br />Whatever first attracts you to a community, be it the freedom to post shock images, grown men skillfully pretending to be teenage girls, or fresh fruit, if you stay there it will be for one of two reasons. Either you've made friends you enjoy interacting with or you dislike the community so much that you just want to troll them.<br /><br />In this way YTMND should be different. Because it's not a message board. People create images and audio files to make their own YTMNDs. That's what the site is for. If the site worked as intended these YTMNDs would be rated on their content and nothing else. But that's not how YTMND does work. It's not a stretch to suggest that most of us could predict exactly what everyone else is going to vote on any given site without ever seeing the site itself, only who submitted it.<br /><br />Now whether YTMND ratings worked as intended or not the site would not be as popular as it was in its heyday. Incompatibility with mobile devices and ever changing browsers treating Gifs and Flash animation in ever changing ways make YTMNDs an unfriendly link to share with the WWW. Indeed it seems that whatever is currently the most used browser in the world it's a safe bet it will not play (re: sync) your faggy short films as you intended, despite your files being synced to the 100th of a second when you made them.<br /><br />However it's still not uncommon to see a YTMND go viral. Yesterday this site [site bartman:profile] got a few thousand hits from offsite. Follow the link back you'll see this comment:<br /><br />"Sorry, I don't click external links. never heard of that site..."<br /><br />Which was followed by someone explaining what YTMND was and insisting it was a safe site

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there are grown men here who like boys, so Matt probably won't appreciate this later on

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1 http://ytmnd-is-full-of-middle-aged-men-on-welfare.com/<br />1 http://lol-good-work-jason-want-some-man-cock.com/<br /><br />?

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Gaff: Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner. (2) [Hung: "Ah, don't shit me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!"]<br />Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner.<br />Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.<br />Gaff: Captain Bryant to ka, me ni omae yo. [Japanese: "It's Captain Bryant wants to see you, y' know!"]<br />Deckard: Bryant, huh?<br />Sushi Master: Hai!<br />[Deckard and Gaff take off vertically in spinner to see Bryant.]<br />Spinner: ...This is yellow three. Climb and maintain 4000 ... when approaching pad six ...caution...<br />Deckard: The charmer's name was Gaff. I'd seen him around. Bryant must have upped him to the Blade Runner unit. That gibberish he talked was city-speak, guttertalk, a mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you. I didn't really need a translator. I knew the lingo, every good cop did. But I wasn't going to make it easier for him.<br />Spinner: ...now on glide path, on course, over the landing threshold.<br />[Police Station, Bryant's office]<br />Bryant: Hi ya Deck.<br />Deckard: Bryant.<br />Bryant: You wouldn't have come if I'd just asked you to. Sit down pal. C'mon don't be an asshole Deckard. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.<br />Deckard: Skin jobs, that's what Bryants called replicants. In history books he is the kind of cop used to call black men niggers.<br />Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off world -- killed the crew and passengers. They found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago so we know they're around.<br />Deckard: Embarrassing.<br />Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, 'cause no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're going to spot them, and you're going to air them out.<br />Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden, he's good.<br />Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay as long as nobody unplugs him. He's not good enough, not good as you. I need you, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic.<br />Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.<br />Bryant: Stop right where you are. You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.<br />Deckard: No choice, huh?<br />Bryant: No choice pal.<br />[Video room]<br />video:<br />Leon: I already had

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the blinding lights and the men who came through them what hahah dramaqueen

[u][i][b]But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.[/b][/i][/u]

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[b]OLD MEN LIKE YOU LIKE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS AND STILL PLAY VIDEO GAMES FROM THE 90S.[/b]

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Moon Man creates mini-Moon Men to conquer the local KFC

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whatever. I like being black... I'm like a mutant in x-men.

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its funny that they are releasing MEN IN BLACK on memorial day.. cuz on memorial day you are supposed to remember.. but that little device makes you forget :P

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men and black: the animated series are the lost episodes of aeon flux.

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Now this is a story all about when<br /><br />I started sucking the dicks of men<br /><br />And I'd like to take a minute, so listen if you will<br /><br />About the time I sucked the cock of my own Uncle Phil

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I want to say that dude's a child molester, but this is probably just an innocent scene from rural Mississippi... where all old men in the background look like child molesters.

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I love Men in Black! <br /><br />Wait...

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Does the same with young-aged men<br />Thinks he's winning

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A few things: <br /><br />1. The racist accusations have been debunked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dhyuZdY9c<br /><br />They were actually written by James B. Powell, current writer for Forbes.<br /><br />How can anyone call Ron Paul a racist when he favors ending wars, which typically hurt the poor the most, the soldiers often black young men from poor families? And guess who gets hurt the most by the drug wars? I'll give you a hint: not whitey. The fact is that a black person or a hispanic person is several times more likely to be arrested and prosecuted for drug offenses than white people. This has been a consistent trend for decades.<br /><br />2. The only things you like about him are his stances on war or the patriot act? How about ending the atrocious patriot act? How about standing against SOPA? How about standing against the TSA or department of homeland security? How about standing against torture, including waterboarding? By the way, the torture and the waterboarding and the patriot act and the foreign wars have hurt middle eastern people the most. He has openly shown concern and empathy for these people.<br /><br /> What about asking for the Federal Reserve to be audited? Congressmen and various private entities have been trying to get the fed to be more transparent for years.<br /><br />Does standing in the way of federal ban on gay marriage offend you as well?<br /><br /><br />I think you might need to do some research, guys.

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Sex with men

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difficulty dive in his last attempt, earning in total 638.61 points, surpassing silver medalist Xiong Ni by only 1.14 points. His comeback earned him the title of ABC's Wide World of Sports "Athlete of the Year" for 1988.<br />[edit]Personal life<br /><br />Greg Louganis is openly gay. After he tested positive for HIV in 1988,[1] he recounted his story in a best-selling book Breaking the Surface co-written with Eric Marcus. The book spent five weeks at number one on the New York Times Best Seller list. His story was also documented in the 1996 Showtime movie Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story with Mario Lopez playing the lead and Louganis narrating.<br />He also produced a video diary called Looking To the Light, which picked up where Breaking the Surface left off. In the years since his diagnosis was made public, Louganis has been an outspoken HIV awareness advocate.<br />In the late 1980s and 1990s, he took on a number of roles in movies, including Touch Me in 1997 and David Oliveras' debut movie Watercolors in role of Coach Brown, a swimming instructor in a high school.<br />In September 2000, he appeared on Hollywood Squares as a member of famous Olympic gold medalists "Dream Team", competing in a special week of the nationally-syndicated game show series, broadcast as a tribute to the 2000 Summer Games. The episodes marked the first time that all these champions came together for this kind of television competition.<br />In the October/November 2010 issue of ABILITY Magazine, Louganis stated that the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy is "absurd," "unconstitutional," and a "witch-hunt." He added that "gay men and women have been serving this country for years. . . [it's] basically encouraging people who are serving our country to lie to each other." [2]<br />[edit]

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....with men

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How observant of you.... men like tits.

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Farrah Faucet shampoo for men

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[u][i][b]Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.[/b][/i][/u]

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MEN'S ASSES

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overused song, annoying internet trend (appealing mostly to men) where burgers / hot dogs / bacon / crap fried food is fawned over with over-expression like the beginnings of a drug addiction.

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Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.

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The next one I want to do is either Two and a Half Moon Men, or the Moontrix. For Friday, I'll do Moon Turino.

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I wasn't aware that DougFukkie did anything aside from old men jerking off.