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Well of COURSE they are real. Paws Inc hires about a bijillion unknown graduates of that art school where you draw the pirate and the turtle, chains them in a basement, and forces them to draw idiotic jokes about Mondays and Lasagna so that Jim Davis can LIVE IMMORTALLY.

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If I owned a major cartoon network, you'd be hired on the spot to make this a feature length series. You would be paid in money and hookers. Mostly Hookers.

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good.. but does anyone else think Jesus needs to hire a new lights-guy?

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HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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After hiring cheap mexicans, he found they were lazy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOWWwww

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LOL ITS FUNNY CAUSE THERES SOME GUY WHO LIKES ARIEL AND MAKES CREEPY YTMNDS OF HER. IT TOOK MONTHS OF EDITING TO IMPLY THIS. HIRING ROBIN WILLIAMS TO PLAY AFROTECH WAS A HARD SELL

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Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!

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I've hired you to help me start a war! It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

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They should hire Ann Coulter. :P She would show them what irresponsible useless blather sounds like, it least he stayed on topic! XD

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id hire him

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nobody hires him anyways. He just doesn't shut up.

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lol. even if he isnt disbarred no ones gonna wanna hire him

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On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.

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When I was in training many years ago, not so long ago. I worked side by side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed we convinced them that they were crazy. Another time Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired. Once as a joke Packer banged every chic in the office. D'it's hysterical.

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Ho, sh*t. Vader hired Wright? Spidey's fudged, now, boyo.

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Nintendo should hire you.

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It's true that nuclear radiation causes mutations faster than otherwise, and we all know this, and, yes, chernobyl is bad but I still can't figure out why you would make this? You say you wanted to evoke emotion, but you're not evoking emotion, you're providing images from one (likely) or more (unlikely) other sources. You're not evoking emotion any more than the guy who hires Brad Pitt is evoking emotion. You're producing the site, without permission of course...

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He hired an all-midget band to perform it with instruments hand-crafted by blind Gyuto monks, and recorded it on gold ribbon. Then he went back in time and had Jesus do the remix.

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her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache

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must look deep into chuckys eyes (the robot used in the technologic video is actually chucky, they hired the same director, or company to do the video), while listening to weird al and daft punk at the same time... i think my world is imploding.

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hahahaha...that's f*cking epic. in all honesty, DHL wins, because they hire local delivery guys who can deliver packages in the higly dangerous places like warzones. Don't ask me how I know that.

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I've always wondered if I could get a grant to hire a hit man to KILL THIS *SSH*LE!!!

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It's the prostitutes I hired for my birthday!

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maybe you can hire...the &-team.

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WHO HIRED THIS CREW!?!?!?

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Yes, this person is a hired actor. Those of you who don't get that need to be electroshocked.

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I nominate Cheney for Best Action-Shooter Actor. If you hire him... to shoot a close friend... make sure, that close friend... ISN'T YOU!

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Oh thank god! Finally they can hire back those hand drawn animators that they had laid off years ago.

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Those stupid bitches. At least the cat is alive :[. I think it is our place, since the U.S.A. cannot properly send justice to these bitches(Burning them), we should at least do our best to keep the message alive. "These bitches burned a cat" SAY THE NAME ALOUD, and ruin their names from existence, so they NEVER get hired

I'm not an expert on running sites, but can't Max hire/get volunteers to help with the stuff he isn't doing? The site generates enough income for that to be a possibility, no? YTMND isn't exactly dead anyway, just needs a serious clean-up. I'm not giving up on it yet, the site has had periods like this before (but never as bad?)