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This isn't like you Gary.<br /><br />The joke is too Obvious because arabs always "have no lady".

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thats a good thing. the fact that we think its crap doesn't mean too much. other people are liking it, upvoting it, and hopefully figuring out you can click the corner triangle and navigate to the main page. what we consider trash content is exactly the kinds of easy, simple crap that a wide range of people are amused by. think of it as shitty internet ads that people click once in a while. they're done terribly but sometimes it's the defining factor that makes a product sell. besides, you can always post your own stuff on reddit. pick a site youre proud of and find the appropriate subreddit. my lady gaga star trek site got over 1000 views in one day from being posted around reddit. my iraqi diglett site got even more and i didnt even put that one on reddit.<br /><br />[i]sorry i told you to get fucked[/i]

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Shes just an old lady fuck er.

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i saw this one porn vid where ron jeremy had this crazy thick carpet of pubes. i was like "damn, if he had tits i would MS Paint-out his head and put some old lady's head on there and post it with my rug account, and then i'd win the Site Winning prize for my Site Winner."

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she samrt.<br /><br />seriously though... she's not helping her cause. poor lady.

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It took me about 6 seconds to realize that wasn't a dog at the beginning but a nigger lady.

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wouldn't ptkfgsmario be in there somewhere, maybe as an old lady or horse?

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yes, they're all busy molesting old ladies at airports

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blast from the past! lol. saw a thread about this video on reddit the other day and had forgotten all about this lady.. thought i'd make a quick little tribute. haters gonna hate!

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We should revive BAH!... and the lady herself.

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blue lady from avatar quote

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fat lady.

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Quiver ladies, quiver.

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DO ET LIKE A LADY!

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BUT IT'S A LADY THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOOBIE DOOBIE DOOD

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Lady, When I'm with you I'm smiling!

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That's right ladies and gentlemen... [i]he's editing with all four limbs[/i].

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ok, i realize i spelled 'wears' incorrectly. i want to apologize, i know that doesn't help the already savvy reputation of of the average ytmnd user, as selectivly described above by gr33nscr33n. i'm under a lot of stress right now, i'm still upset about yesterday. i was at the mall, wandering around, not sure what i was looking for, i went over to the bagel stand and a sales person came up to me and said "sir, these are ladies bagels." i was mortified. i wandered into macy's, looking for shirts or something, a woman said to me "sir these are big and tall clothes" i told here it's opressors like her that keep people from reaching their full potential. a bought an over-sized sweater and put in on in front of her to prove a point. i picked one with a big 'A' on it and said "this 'A' for "Advancement." and stormed out of there looking like Alvin the Chipmunk. the sweater was so long i tripped and fell and racked my nuts on a chair. it sent my voice into a high-pitched squeek. a near by child said "mommy! mommy! Alvins acting funny!" Later on the news: "A giant chipmunk strangles a 7-year-old at the mall. Eye-witnesses described the event as being 'pretty funny'. Police expected to start gathering acorns before duty. When questioned, the suspect was quoted as saying, 'You took my shirt away from me, and my voice is no longer fucked up, how could you possible still think i'm a chipmunk?' Just how much pressure this will put on PETA this holiday season remains to be seen."

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The dancing lady is from one of the first videos ever made. They utilized Thomas Edisons Kinetoscope.

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ladies and gentlemen, your fartford gaylers

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cat lady origin story

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Take a shit on lady gaga

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How dare you used Lady Gaga's song!

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I said, "Uh lady, be my dog, and I'll be your tree, and you can pee on me."

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"We went upstairs together, the colonel first with the lamp, the fat manager and I behind him. It was a labyrinth of an old house, with corridors, passages, narrow winding staircases, and little low doors, the thresholds of which were hollowed out by the generations who had crossed them. There were no carpets and no signs of any furniture above the ground floor, while the plaster was peeling off the walls, and the damp was breaking through in green, unhealthy blotches. I tried to put on as unconcerned an air as possible, but I had not forgotten the warnings of the lady, even though I disregarded them, and I kept a keen eye upon my two companions. Ferguson appeared to be a morose and silent man, but I could see from the little that he said that he was at least a fellow-countryman.<br />"Colonel Lysander Stark stopped at last before a low door, which he unlocked. Within was a small square room, in which the three of us could hardly get at one time. Ferguson remained outside, and the colonel ushered me in.<br />"We are now', said he, 'actually within the hydraulic press, and it would be a particularly unpleasant thing for us if anyone were to turn it on. The ceiling of this small chamber is really the end of the descending piston, and it comes down with the force of many tons upon this metal floor. There are small lateral columns of water outside which receive the force, and which transmit and multiply it in the manner which is familiar to you. The machine goes readily enough, but there is some stiffness in the working of it in the working of it, and it has lost a littler of its force. perhaps you will have the goodness to look it over and to show us how we can set it right.'<br />"I took the lamp from him, and I examined the machine very thoroughly. It was indeed a gigantic one, and capable of exercising enormous pressure. When I passed outside, however,

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"We went upstairs together, the colonel first with the lamp, the fat manager and I behind him. It was a labyrinth of an old house, with corridors, passages, narrow winding staircases, and little low doors, the thresholds of which were hollowed out by the generations who had crossed them. There were no carpets and no signs of any furniture above the ground floor, while the plaster was peeling off the walls, and the damp was breaking through in green, unhealthy blotches. I tried to put on as unconcerned an air as possible, but I had not forgotten the warnings of the lady, even though I disregarded them, and I kept a keen eye upon my two companions. Ferguson appeared to be a morose and silent man, but I could see from the little that he said that he was at least a fellow-countryman.<br /> "Colonel Lysander Stark stopped at last before a low door, which he unlocked. Within was a small square room, in which the three of us could hardly get at one time. Ferguson remained outside, and the colonel ushered me in. <br /> "We are now', said he, 'actually within the hydraulic press, and it would be a particularly unpleasant thing for us if anyone were to turn it on. The ceiling of this small chamber is really the end of the descending piston, and it comes down with the force of many tons upon this metal floor. There are small lateral columns of water outside which receive the force, and which transmit and multiply it in the manner which is familiar to you. The machine goes readily enough, but there is some stiffness in the working of it in the working of it, and it has lost a littler of its force. perhaps you will have the goodness to look it over and to show us how we can set it right.'<br /> "I took the lamp from him, and I examined the machine very thoroughly. It was indeed a gigantic one, and capable of exercising enormous pressure. When I passed outside, however,

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stick my dick in lady gaga?! oh hell naw!!

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the whore factor wasn't the only thing that motivated me to make this, although i certainly wrote a lot about that part of it. this idea also made me glad because there was no lady gaga sound required, as a number of you have pointed out. the joke actually makes a lot of sense if you're familiar with the data character. i do criticize people for making trendy kinds of things like tng edits, but that doesn't mean i dont enjoy them. and look, i made one! besides, i love tng. it's an awesome show in my life.

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Also, I just want to say that what makes this work so well is that the joke hits on 3 levels. First of all, Data is playing poker, and is literally referring to an action in poker. Second of all, poker face can both refer to Lady Gaga's pokerface, and Lady Gaga having a pokerface. And Finally, Data is really innocent, and is unaware of that he just said joke to Lady Gaga when trying to figure out how to play poker, and in fact he might not even be aware of who Lady Gaga is.

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ever notice how people here are terrible at titling their sites?<br /><br />it's like ok, "Prof. Farnsworth hates Justin Bieber," so the expectation is blatantly stated, then as soon as we see the farnsworth with the gun it's like "gee, i wonder who he's going to go shoot real quick..."<br /><br />notice how the title of my star trek/lady gaga site does not expose any information about star trek or lady gaga? so the entire time you're viewing it there is only new information coming at you? you don't go in with any expectations? i didn't even title it "Ensign Gaga," and i certainly wasn't going to title it with anything like "Data [blah blah blah]"