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This is the best damn set of cheesy titties I have ever seen. 10/10 for page, 11/10 for rap.

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Close, but no: Boney M. Same band who did "Gotta Go Home", the main riff of which would be appropriated decades later for "Barbra Streisand".<br /><br />Did Dschingis Khan ever do any songs that weren't in German? (Legitimate question, not rhetorical)

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Wait, what happened to the sound? I came here to revisit one of my favorite ytmnd's ever, and it's kaput.

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You're gonna be a featured user with that attitude. Name in purple an' ever'thang.

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hey, i've been looking all over for the audio to this ever since youtube removed the original video. is there a way to download it or could you send it to me?

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They need to stop using Flash, apparently it gets used for audio. They should be using HTML5 audio if it's supported, which would be the easiest thing to fix ever

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One of the best songs EVER.

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no, it's funny. most everything you ever made here is/was funny. you might be surprised to hear this but I've cited your work in papers, played your sites at conferences, shown them in media production classes. they always get laughs and always help to prove points about what was possible in the emerging era of web2.0. now? ugh, just kill me. but ten years ago, a distributed production space, an anonymous/authorless (more or less), nomadic, collective, means of creative media production? your contributions to all that ought to be earmarked in the recounting of net art, new media, meme production, or whatever jargon we're gonna use to write the history of the past 20 or so years of networked media history. kudos. (I am kind of curious who you are. like, you were just a kid when you started here, right? did you go on to a related field, art or film school, or are you just, like, a really funny, creative human who works at the post office or JC Penny's?!)

I will always remember this place fondly as a personal creative springboard, a sandbox to experiment with self-confidence, and a troll simulator. You shall ever live on in my heart. *wipes tear*

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so the thing im asking is, how did this ever get buried?

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Unlike the rest of the internet, I first discovered this song through this YTMND! Long before the "To be Continued" Vine meme was ever a thing...

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best Simpsons episode ever

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most retarded product ever

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I remember the annoying kid up the street, Johnny, telling me that "Yoshi is in the game if you get all 120 stars." I didn't belive him. I would never get far in the game. Not until later, till I was 13. 70 stars is enought to visit Bowser, kill him, and rescue Peach. The game ends with an infinite "Thank you for playing screen." Getting 120 stars and visitng Yoshi is an extra. The reward is 99 lifes. Meaningless. Since Life was spent obtaining 120 stars. The game is a big children's playroom. That is the ultimate meaning behind Super Mario 64.<br /><br />I remember in High School, in 10th grade, my best friend Eric was intrested in Super Mario 64. He never played it. I let him borrow for a month. I found no purpose in video games at that point. Eric was able to obtain 120 stars in about 4 weeks. I was driving him to my house. I told him “Well once you get 120 stars you get to meet Yoshi on top of the tower." "What?” he replied back. He didn't know such a thing existed. Eric has asperbers. It was his goal to obtain 120 years before he ever fought Bowser at 70 stars. Unfrotuenlty, the game is meaningless without 120. The game really ends at 70. Everythin is unlocked. It is even possble to glitch jump at the top of the tower to meet Yoshi sooner. The game is a big treasure hunt for stars.

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Hey Silvagunner, if you ever come across this, I'm still alive...

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best site ever

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Should we give women a pass for being more emotional than men, especially when it's their time of month? (In fact, most people do, but should we?)<br /><br />At yet another level, sociopaths can't help but be sociopaths. They turn out that way because they had no close bond with a nurturer at a very young age, or, more rarely, for organic frontal lobe-related reasons -- neither of which they are responsible for. And since no sociopath has ever been "cured," they have no choice but to be without conscience. Does this make them somehow less culpable for their conscienceless behavior? How long before we start seeing sociopath support groups?<br /><br />("Hey -- you can't really blame him for having killed all those women. He's a sociopath, that's the way he's programmed.")<br /><br />Ultimately, no one is responsible for his own family background. ("It's not my fault I exhibit such selfish behavior, my parents spoiled me rotten when I was a child.")

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Seems like they could have a whole season dedicated to YTMND aspie shit posters. Srsly, how can these lumps of OCD function at all in life and still spend unending hours throwing retarded sites and comment spam up here all day. Have you seen the Wikia these headcases wrote about their own trolling here? It's the saddest fucking thing ever: an off-site Wiki about their own endless OCD shit posting. I would fucking shoot myself if I were that destined to live in such a hopeless purgatory of loserdom.

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Best Ytmnd ever!

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The only thing of truth you've ever said, Ben.

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I seriously tried to listen to those. I was kind of curious what he'd do for a 45-min podcast. Those are the saddest fucking sound files ever uploaded to the internet. I swear to god I don't know how that guy hasn't sprayed his brains out all over the ceiling by now. It's meta-sad, too. He actually notes how fucking depressing it is that he gets up and makes those depressing fucking podcasts, as though more than two people might listen to them. For a guy who was so paranoid about people calling him a loser, he just spelled it out in those posts. The worst part is that he totally spoiled the voice I had in my head for when I read his comments. He sounds wayyy more like Lurg than I ever expected. I thought he was going to sound like a fratty Masshole douchebag but he basically sounds like a 60 something old Jewish guy from the Boston area. After all that, he's just as massive a fucking loser as everyone thought he was.

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So is this officially the last YTMND ever?

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he's literally the biggest faggot ever to grace these parts. used to downvote any site that was made from the FPA, had MARV or ear rape in it, etc. now here he is doing stupid shit with the moon crew. lol irony

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pussy ass bitcvh dont even ever talk to me again

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i agree with every fucking thing you sayu bitch . im going to come and beat you r fucking head in, record it, then sell it to make money casue thats what i need. you little stupid godamn bitch WHORE dont ever fucking talk to me again you been smarting off begin a smartass to me ever since i seen you now FUCK OFF dicksuckING FAGGOT. FAG

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clearest gif ever made

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Best malware ever.

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when will you people ever learn with this lol, internet shit

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i made this site as an attempt at making the worst site ever. how could i fuck up so badly.

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Always so exciting turning that Magikarp into the Gyarados by throwing the pester balls at it. Very fitting music for this if I ever get to see the Grand Canyon.