YTMND Search

 (5.00)

I first commented on this YTMND in November of 2005. Since then I have left a total of twelve comments, making this one lucky number 13. It has been over five years since I first saw this but I still love it. I hope this page will still exist in another five years.

 (5.00)

This is truly one of the more interesting things that I've seen on YTMND. I know a music professor who would love this.

 (5.00)

THANK GOD FOR MR.KRABS, I LOVE YTMND, THANK YOU JESUS!!!

 (1.00)

also incase I hadn't made it clear, if you love something don't post it on ytmnd.

gr33nscr33n used to love my sites. <br /><br />http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/7/8/378a46a06ccc25733d4d46393a1cf<br />e42.jpg<br /><br />Read the comment at the top of that. That was my THIRD site. Alas, that vote was changed to a 1 when he spent hours downvoting all of my sites back in December, some with alts. I think I really did piss him off when I was vocal about the featured user thing being flawed, to the point that he is re-writing history. I laughed when I read the part about leading a campaign to get users removed. I love a good piece of fiction. All I did was make a few sites poking fun at the whole setup. <br /><br />http://featureduseriscredittoteam.ytmnd.com/<br />http://pinks.ytmnd.com/<br /><br /><br />(if you can find any others, more power to you)<br /><br />Big campaign, huh?

for the record I love all the trolling and garbage that goes on anymore<br /><br />Yeah its not the ytmnd you want it to be, but it is ytmnd 2011 so get used to it<br /><br />Also I'm currently trying to learn how to speak al bhed, its a little tricky but ill soon master it you wait and see!

 (5.00)

EVERYONE LOVES COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER.<br /><br />This is why YTMND is dying. Everyone is hyper bitchy and wants every single site to conform to their particular standards.<br /><br />Bitchiness is the cancer killing YTMND. It's spreading like wildfire.<br /><br />It was funny. Relax.

 (1.00)

Yeah, I love how amazing ytmnds get barely any views (because no one visits the site anymore) and then terrible shitty 10 second ytmnds get linked on one website and boom, 100,000 views.<br /><br />Reddit, go look at some real fucking ytmnds: http://ytmnd.com/users/fourest

 (5.00)

Yeah! We are both huge fans of the Room because of all the lulz it brings and we decided to search Tommy Wiseau and Room related ytmnds and yours were hilarious. U R MAn DOG NAO? U R MAN NAO DOG? I loved how he wouldn't say "the."

 (5.00)

I love a YTMND with Oliver & Company in it!

 (1.00)

Umfuld, my dear friend, I would like nothing better to do than to come here and enjoy your lovely sites, and the funny and interesting sites posted by others. And to post my own without worrying about troll backlash.<br /><br />The thing is, THIS IS YTMND. This site is infested with... and, in fact, run by trolls.<br /><br />If your time and talents are worth anything, then this probably isn't the place for you.<br /><br />I wish it were different. I liked seeing your 3 good sites on U & C at once when there was so much retarded, useless shit on the front page. I was sad to see those sites mass alt downvoted to hell.<br /><br />I would love to see this place cleaned up, but it is PRETTY DAMN CLEAR at this point that THAT WON'T HAPPEN.<br /><br />So get off your got-dam high horse and just accept the fact that YTMND is a place for trolls. <br /><br />I don't like it any more than you do, so I'm going to deal with it my own way. Judge me if you see fit. But it really doesn't fucking matter. This site sucks, and OCCASIONALLY we might stumble upon some nugget of humor or creativity. If you have higher expectations, look elsewhere. <br /><br />I don't actually want you to leave, but I hope you might realize that you aren't going to change things. You should have learned this after... how many years?

 (0.00)

"you probably kissed the right ass" what the fuck? there's no asses to kiss. max? right, green sent max 10 pms about how much he loves ytmnd, to which none of them he responded to, and that was the invisible ass he need to kiss. the one invisible moderator of this den of retards.

 (5.00)

This fad makes me love ytmnd again. <3

 (5.00)

EVERYTIME IT SNOWS I PLAY THIS I LOVE THIS YTMND IT IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!

Max, will we ever see a return of completely randomly generated ytmnds, that used to be at http://random.ytmnd.com/random.html? I loved those things so much :)

 (5.00)

I fucking love YTMNDs that rape my fucking eardrums. Thats why I voted 5 on this.

 (5.00)

Oh man, I love that YTMND is starting to get some good old classical funny sites like this back. Its ben too long.

 (0.00)

It was nights like these that Mike wished he took a more proactive approach in his social life. The only light in the room beamed from the small laptop next to the bed. It dimly lit the small confines to which Mike secluded himself. Safe and alone. Safe, but alone. His thoughts drifted again to a girl. Whether the girl was real or a fabrication of Mike's fantasies was something he never figured out. It always began with a human connection, and slid sideways towards a realm of euphoric imagination. Mike picked up his phone and tried to decide. Was the euphoria in his mind make-believe? Or could it really be true? To be dumb enough to try to find out, and leave this safe place, only to find out that love was not there. It couldn't be worth it. Or could it? Mike couldn't decide. So he went on YTMND and made a site.

i showed someone some sites i made, along with that murdarmachene site about taco salad and i also showed the (pppttttt) new talent on 60 mins site. he loved all of them and said "wait, so people make these and upload them with their own separate urls, and people vote on them?" he even thought the gay inside jokes were funny before i even explained some of them. he thought my parody of fourest's clint eastwood site was insanely funny, just because it was so strange. keep in mind, this person is a major media snob, kind of like gr33nscr33n but a little younger. he said "i want in" and "show me how you make these" so i briefly explained the format and linked him ytmnd.com. he had no idea what the fuck it was, didn't know how to find other funny sites, and didn't bother trying for more than 30 seconds. i said "yup, sounds about right."<br /><br />[i]true story[/i]

New YTMND SOLIDARITY/ RETRO Feature: 56k capped download speeds! <br /> <br />Why? Sense of community. Everyone has the same YTMND experience. The long wait for a site to load makes the user appreciate the site more when it finally appears. And Grey Goose vodka isn’t getting any cheaper you all.<br /><br /><br />Side note: Max loves working for bitchy malcontents

rodheh. you suck. all you people suck.<br /><br />joey, btape isnt a mod. there hasn't been an admin page since 2.0 launched hence he has had no special mod insight or capabilities.<br /><br />rodheh, you chose btape only on reputation. his a activity dwindled before you even joined. same goes for my join date. i just happened to have communicated, reasonably, believe it or not, with more people here. hence, i have a better understanding of this place as a decrepit social circle. and believe it or not, provoking people in comments and harassing PMs isn't an indication of much of anything beyond how silly someone can get with the internet.<br /><br />getting more in depth with your dumb list, all the users you chose are either your meebo/comment buddies or a few stragglers who post nothing and (as it just so happens) haven't taken the time to call you out and explain how far off you are (heh). yes, we need as a mod:<br /><br />lax83 - a user who has posted the most ear rape sites and exclusively votes of friend-sites or people who 5 him (sorry lax, love your antics but it's true). lets make lax a mod so he can create the sites he regulates while he regulates them.<br /><br />eightbitprodigy - a user who presumably is your buddy. i can't imagine who else would be. jimmm? but yeah, 8bit, a relatively newer user who makes some nice sites sometimes but who cares. he has proven (like nearly everyone else on this list) unreasonable user bias. non mod in my opinion.<br /><br />wisdumcube - a user who rarely visits anymore and only expresses hate and regret for ytmnd. also who gets in more petty fights than i do.<br /><br />kekko - a nice guy. brings a non-american stance. mode? sure. also, he is gay and thinks im hot. sure, sure :) i would love a homosexual mod to scare off all you homophobic retard users who hear FAGGOT.wav and experience their balls crawling up inside themselves with laughter. my vote is for kekko, faggots.<br /><br />

 (5.00)

I accept partial responsibility for this site, since I told TheeBatman that this song is Neil Sedaka - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. And I take full responsibility for my upvote. You, however, can take part of the blame for me being an unrepentant upvoter. One of the reasons I upvote is to counter the people that auto-1 sites, based on the user that made it.<br /><br />You are doing more to hurt YTMND with your downvoting and trolling than anyone else. Constantly berating and discouraging people doesn't foster a positive community. I want people to thrive. I want YTMND to always be here to entertain us and enrich our lives. I love it. That's why I give 5s and leave silly comments.

I love YTMND, I come here every day [site getintotheaaa:site].

 (0.00)

fucking shut up<br /><br />SHUT UP<br /><br />FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP<br /><br />ALL OF YOU FUCKING IMMATURE RETARDS ARGUING OVER A WEBSITE AS USELESS AS YTMND<br /><br />[b]I FUCKING HATE[/b]<br /><br />[u][b]ALL OF YOU[/b][/u][/u]<br /><br />UMFULD IS A HYPOCRITE TO THE HIGHEST FUCKING DEGREE PRAIRIEDOGERIC IS A FUCKING NOBODY LOSER WITH NO OTHER OUTLET TO CONTACT WITH PEOPLE BESIDE THE FUCKING INTERNET FLAMEMAN IS SOME 14 YEAR OLD WHO IS SCARED OF GOING TO SCHOOL BECAUSE HE GETS FUCKING BULLIED AND ANYONE ELSE IN THIS ESSAY COMMENT CHAIN IS JUST AS FUCKING DUMB TO PARTICIPATE<br /><br />ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. IF ANYONE EVER ASKS ME AGAIN WHY YTMND IS DEAD I WILL JUST LINK THEM TO THESE TYPES OF COMMENT CHAINS AND REMIND THEM EXACTLY WHY.<br /><br />AND IF ANYONE SAYS IT, YES<br /><br />I AM MAD<br /><br />BECAUSE I USED TO LOVE COMING HERE UNTIL YOU ASSHOLES DECIDED TO TURN IT INTO YOUR OWN AMATEUR DEBATING COMPETITION WHERE NO ONE IS RIGHT.<br /><br />FUCK YOU<br /><br />FUCK ALL OF YOU<br /><br />IM TIRED OF COMING TO THIS SITE AND SEEING YOU RUIN SOMETHING GOOD WITH EVERY COMMENT EVERY SITE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER YTMND<br /><br />FUCK YOU

 (0.00)

I love that you remember my long dead xmas ytmnds.

 (5.00)

actually Uncirk, that seems to be true for fourest but not quite so for fearcondom.<br /><br />fear often makes sites that fall flat but occasionally makes a site that is very well received. on a loose timeline, they seem to have put out a relatively equal amount of "worthy" sites and "unworthy" sites. at least when it comes to the ratio of actual humor/bad jokes internet people like.<br /><br />the difference is (i can only gather from what many have explained to me, even his closest ytmnd buddies) that fourest seems to promote his work with almost as much passion as he puts into it. i've heard stories of massive msn/aim friends lists, mass emails, who knows - reddit/digg type websites? considering his "karma" site got onto Attack of the Show with relatively low fourest rating/views, i can only assume he has made some strong internet connections from being e-famous. he must be in the top 5 e-famous ytmnders. i did an experiment where i took a few days to post various ytmnd links in the appropriate AotS forums, and they all got deleted and replaced with "please post only video" or something. so, fourest getting onto attack of the show reeks of an in connect, whether his own or someone who just likes his work.<br /><br />fourest whoring out his crap has been one the main things people here have criticized him for. including me. i love poking fun at fourest! especially when i put some actual effort into a fourest-headpaste parody site. but really, if anything i admire his ability to successfully get his work around. it's not cheating, it's not cheap, it's not violating some "too cool for ytmnd school" mentality suggesting that everyone needs to toss their sites out there and rely only on community voting. one of the most important things for any kind of artist to figure out is how to raise awareness of their work and maximize exposure. <br /><br />you wouldn't scoff at your favorite tv show bec

 (5.00)

I feel you. YTMND has become a nightmare that just gets worse and worse. Your exit doesn't really help the situation; but hey, if you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, gtfo before it deteriorates into a wasteland dominated by spambots, personal sites, and comment trolls. Oh shit.<br /><br />If this turns into a mass exodus, I won't be far behind you.

 (0.00)

It isn't nearly as stressful:<br /><br />18 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 replied to gr33nscr33n's comment on the site ? gr33nscr33nknowstheanswer.ytmnd.com<br />2010-10-01 02:44:3618 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 viewed ? Love the new design, Max.<br />2010-10-01 02:44:1319 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 viewed ? tow zone.<br />2010-10-01 02:43:4719 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 viewed ? What is your Cialis Moment?.<br />2010-10-01 02:43:0520 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 viewed ? dont you want us gabbers?.<br />2010-10-01 02:42:3820 minutes ago prairiedogeric10 searched for "grthirtythreenscrthirtythreen".

 (0.00)

Totally! Except I got this from a website with a totally different URL name than "YTMND!" :D love you

 (5.00)

um, no i did not see any satire because it does not exist here. you do not understand satire. you understand satire about as much as mikstaryo and cliffington88 understand it and try and justify their love of moon man by stating "we're not racist, we're just making fun of a racist character" while producing what can only be interpreted as ultra-racist content because the content itself offer nothing else. i'm sorry, the mere fact you put dead-ytmnd-fad-reference #1019303 "PTKFGS" into your title spoke nothing to me.<br /><br />you do not understand art. which is why you create things like this<br />http://www.youtube.com/user/hehfilms#p/u/16/4Fq9WD9X2_w<br />and<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WBD1GLepeU<br /><br />which is why you insist on shoving your bullshit "heh" down the throats of people far more versed in media than yourself. "heh," interpreted by you (and only you) to be a "sub-genre" of art, created by someone else who has stated more than once they were copying user wet-toes or whoever.<br /><br />[i]but keep stroking your twinkstick, giving yourself facials, spritzing on layer upon layer of denial over your eyeballs so you can see the heh, the color rotation, the ambient crap music, the heh[/i]