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Now I want some milk.

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Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a stapler 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of nedm 07 - a prostitute 08 - your mom 09 - a jewish happycat 10 - a homo 11 - borat 12 - a ghost 13 - a cat 14 - a blow up doll 15 - a glass of milk 16 - a pickle 17 - 2 spirits 18 - a dog 19 - an orange 20 - a polend 21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - an easter egg 23 - my ex 24 - a condom 25 - a jar of honey 26 - an NEDM 27 - a homeless guy

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wow its like a dinner plate with mashed potatos, perhaps some steak, corn, oreos, maybe some milk... chocolate milk no doubt, what the f*ck is this motherf*ckin n*gg* flying a helicopter? fantastic fun. dang i'm hungry. where dat entemanns glazed popems 25% more free bonus pack 25 grams of saturated fat is?

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AMAZING! Rise from your grave made me spit out my morning chocolate milk. Make more BTAS sites please.

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HAHAHAH!!! Great. Still best line ever was Meet the Parents "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

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I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.

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AL GORE BOUGHT SOME ORANGE JUICE, SOME OREOS, SOME MILK, SOME HERSHIES SYRUP, SOME ICE CREAM, SOME POPSICLES, SOME HOT POCKETS, SOME PUPPIES, A KITTEN, A JEW, A DOG, A DOG, HOT POCKETS, A DOG AND AN ICECREAM

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"George Costanza drinks his own tit milk!" ftw

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GORILLA MILK?!?!?! very appetizeing. lol

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French knows how to milk a fad

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yes, in fact, milk chocolate

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needs more george costanza and nipple milk

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lol, playrule. milk bottles.

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MILK BOTTLES!

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The beginning was stupid but when the main theme came in, you made me snort milk out of my noise.

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"i made you some morning milk"

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Why would you like this milk? I was an intern to Dr. Brandon Callahan, PhD. in a US research facility. During an experiment one day, some doofus with the initials of G.F. left some milk from the break room in right next to the sample for use in the experiment later. Next thing you know, the whole teleport chamber explodes (Dr. Callahan perished in the blast). Fast forward 9 years, and I've got overwatch breathing down my neck every minute of the day. Plus the citadel ruins the sunset at the beach

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I'm sorry, but this isn't YTMND material. This is one of many unfunny sites that plague YTMND now-a-days. And the NARVS who vote five for everything that makes them squirt milk out their noses are part of the problem. The only solution is to exterminate white people.

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1st, cool ytmnd. second, screw UPS, used to work there, quit, went to DHL, and live the easy life. no 600 packages per hour, no memoriszing zip codes with retarded splits, no 100 pound bags coming from some sadistic body builder working in small sort who feels the need to cram as much sh*t into each bag as possible. just nice, relaxed atmosphere, and opportunities to milk the clock while doing nothing, while ur supervisor watches and also does nothing.

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Thats not milk on her chest is it?

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i would also like some milk

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Got cancerous bumper milk?

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HE PROBABLY DRANK SOME BAD MILK

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sounds nothing like milk duds. f*cking idiot.

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You forgot to calculate his calorie intake from eating... say, one cookie from each household. And a glass of Milk. Do it.

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you want me to put manchowder in your milk and your calling MTV gay?!?!?

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Lucas's production company signed off or signed away approval of anything that could milk cash from the saps and swells. Only after a few years of being stinking filthy f*cking rich did he suddenly pull this "brand integrity" kind of pose, mostly because of the "Revenge/Return of the Jedi" debacle, which left me, for one, with matching bedsheets and curtains with the wrong movie title. Honestly, Lucas is just sort of a f*cknut.

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MILK AND CAKE ALL IN THE SAME ROUND = EPIC WIN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS OF EPIC

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Why does my cake taste like breast milk?

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translation = Vote 5 on this site or I'll put manchowder in your milk