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You can not be held responsible for the actions of YTMND members unless you directly tell them or encourage them to harm this pathetic excuse for a piece of horse sh*t. What others do is not your responsibilty, Lets get that part clear and out of the way. Now I will say that I doubt he has some corporate office. Seems any one with a Admin@site.com gets a huge epeen and thinks they are some big shot but thats not my main point here. You have this little thing called freedom of speech. That means if you want to make a picture of eric bauman and cover it in sh*t and post it on a site well guess what? YOU CAN. On my last note I would rather be a pimply faced 12 year old kid than a fat hairy 40 year old man who visits erics site. Fact is most 40 year olds who visit his joke site have no idea that over half his crap is ripped off from other sites. In a world today where half the people online use AOL I doubt they would know that he is not creative, he lacks skill and relies on ripping others work off.

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I've seen this same thing on here before. That old man is great.

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I bet a 34-year-old man sang that song.

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Those commercials are awesome. I love that old man.

well ok so some old man at SEGA doesn't want Sonic talking about buttsex. Why not take that one down, since it sucks anyways? And then brush up on our legal options.

He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" (continued)

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f*cking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." (cont')

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. (continued)

Right now you sound like an old man.

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"I bet a 34-year-old man sang that song." LMAO

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death to the old man!

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that's old man... but still really gross

Physical Therapy sucks, but you're not the only one. I f*cked up something in my neck which causes constant shoulder pain. Sure, it makes you feel like an old man at first, but as PT goes along you feel better for being a bit more athletic.

I think old man jenkins would have gotten away with it if it weren't for us kids.

old man has nothing better to do. and clearly didn't get the joke. go back to wherever you went for a week and don't come back. k thanks

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So...you're making fun of a 61 year old man because he can't play soccer?

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Sounds like the old man from family guy.

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He was a squid!!!??? I always though he was just an old man.

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This gay fuel sh*t is not just any fad... it's f*cking old. Man, there are already four pages of this sh*t... and when did this fad start? 1 month ago?

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I noticed that's the exact same clip of Enya I used for some of my ytmnd's. Did you get it from either the Rick James or Old Man of the Moutain ytmnds?

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What the f*ck. Isn't Dumbledore some old git who's basically half dead already. If you care that he's gonna die you like old man cock. Good! Make more spoilers!

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Of course I've played Altered beast!XD An old man resemblind Dr.Light forcing half naked men take floating steroid balls from random wolves isn't just homerotic. ..it's odd. I was trying to fit some kind of reference to it. .maybe I'll make an Altered

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Old Man = Win

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WTF WHY ARE THEY BEATING THAT POOR OLD MAN WTF

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Well this gives credit to the stores circulating last year that a man who lived next to him claimed he was a "Cranky old man"

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I was expecting an old man with a mosin.

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Old Man's Child... hell yeah.

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Old Man's Child, hell yeah... not to mention this is awesome.

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Feel the wrath of gravity, old man!

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Change the sound to "Such a Dirty Old Man" from that song by the Beatles. That would Pwn!