?Elijah Wood Sells Out to Teach Dancy Dances |
tehguitarman001 |
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12,066 |
2007-08-28 |
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i think they would have gotten a better 'puppet dancer' if they just hired Carson Daily....but his strings are to hard to hide
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?July 2007 N E D M |
TheHawk332 |
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3,395 |
2007-07-19 |
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Those stupid bitches. At least the cat is alive :[. I think it is our place, since the U.S.A. cannot properly send justice to these bitches(Burning them), we should at least do our best to keep the message alive. "These bitches burned a cat" SAY THE NAME ALOUD, and ruin their names from existence, so they NEVER get hired
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?Uh oh, Disney! |
icenine0 |
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36,520 |
2007-09-07 |
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Oh thank god! Finally they can hire back those hand drawn animators that they had laid off years ago.
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?This ain't no terrorist act! |
inkdrinker |
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9,483 |
2007-09-12 |
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I nominate Cheney for Best Action-Shooter Actor. If you hire him... to shoot a close friend... make sure, that close friend... ISN'T YOU!
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?This site is an embarassment and I wish I never mad... |
Necronomicon |
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37,153 |
2007-09-11 |
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Yes, this person is a hired actor. Those of you who don't get that need to be electroshocked.
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?Look In Captain Smollett's Eyes!!!! |
YourTheCoconutMan |
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21,094 |
2007-09-17 |
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WHO HIRED THIS CREW!?!?!?
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?I'm not even trying to make sense anymore |
DarthWang |
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2,371 |
2006-07-21 |
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maybe you can hire...the &-team.
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?Who's at the door? (surprise ending!) |
bonushobo |
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5,330 |
2007-09-26 |
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It's the prostitutes I hired for my birthday!
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?LESKOTMND: Exaggerated Claims? |
Ruthless |
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22,190 |
2007-09-27 |
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I've always wondered if I could get a grant to hire a hit man to KILL THIS *SSH*LE!!!
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?Battle on the High Seas |
fearcondom |
(4.01) |
16,379 |
2007-10-02 |
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hahahaha...that's f*cking epic. in all honesty, DHL wins, because they hire local delivery guys who can deliver packages in the higly dangerous places like warzones. Don't ask me how I know that.
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?Daft Al |
Ochobobo |
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34,281 |
2007-10-07 |
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must look deep into chuckys eyes (the robot used in the technologic video is actually chucky, they hired the same director, or company to do the video), while listening to weird al and daft punk at the same time... i think my world is imploding.
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?I'm GONNA Have A Baby |
RySenkari |
(4.08) |
10,863 |
2007-10-22 |
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her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache
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?THE TED DANSON SHOW |
wisdumcube |
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28,041 |
2007-10-19 |
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He hired an all-midget band to perform it with instruments hand-crafted by blind Gyuto monks, and recorded it on gold ribbon. Then he went back in time and had Jesus do the remix.
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?Everything's Changed |
wisdumcube |
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24,353 |
2007-11-02 |
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It's true that nuclear radiation causes mutations faster than otherwise, and we all know this, and, yes, chernobyl is bad but I still can't figure out why you would make this? You say you wanted to evoke emotion, but you're not evoking emotion, you're providing images from one (likely) or more (unlikely) other sources. You're not evoking emotion any more than the guy who hires Brad Pitt is evoking emotion. You're producing the site, without permission of course...
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?super smash art |
genstar2 |
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917 |
2007-11-04 |
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Nintendo should hire you.
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?Vadre sues Spider-man |
DarthWang |
(4.06) |
11,003 |
2007-11-09 |
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Ho, sh*t. Vader hired Wright? Spidey's fudged, now, boyo.
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?Michael Scott declares bankruptcy |
SulaymanF |
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4,785 |
2007-11-17 |
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When I was in training many years ago, not so long ago. I worked side by side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed we convinced them that they were crazy. Another time Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired. Once as a joke Packer banged every chic in the office. D'it's hysterical.
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?Captain Picard meets Captain Johnson |
ponytailjones |
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37,267 |
2007-11-19 |
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On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.
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?Jack Thompson Disbarred |
rifles |
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1,445 |
2007-11-29 |
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lol. even if he isnt disbarred no ones gonna wanna hire him
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?Jack Thompson Disbarred |
rifles |
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2007-11-29 |
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nobody hires him anyways. He just doesn't shut up.
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?William fails at his day job |
easycougar |
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70,784 |
2007-11-26 |
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id hire him
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?(nsfw) The Review That Got Jeff Gerstmann Fired ... |
cbrooks83 |
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4,174 |
2007-12-06 |
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They should hire Ann Coulter. :P She would show them what irresponsible useless blather sounds like, it least he stayed on topic! XD
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?I Wish I Was A Fishy! |
ToxinatedShadow |
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826 |
2004-09-25 |
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I've hired you to help me start a war! It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
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?I Wish I Was A Fishy! |
ToxinatedShadow |
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826 |
2004-09-25 |
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Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!
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?Afrotech Heaven |
dmaz |
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9,786 |
2007-12-13 |
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LOL ITS FUNNY CAUSE THERES SOME GUY WHO LIKES ARIEL AND MAKES CREEPY YTMNDS OF HER. IT TOOK MONTHS OF EDITING TO IMPLY THIS. HIRING ROBIN WILLIAMS TO PLAY AFROTECH WAS A HARD SELL
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?Vader is frustrated with his ChiaPet™ |
dmaz |
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59,658 |
2007-12-16 |
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After hiring cheap mexicans, he found they were lazy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOWWwww
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?so hitler WAS gay |
Danielrand |
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1,581 |
2007-12-29 |
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HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
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?The Last Rock'N Supper |
thebigbaka |
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38,538 |
2007-12-24 |
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good.. but does anyone else think Jesus needs to hire a new lights-guy?
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?:O |
keatonkeaton999 |
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38,289 |
2007-12-31 |
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If I owned a major cartoon network, you'd be hired on the spot to make this a feature length series.
You would be paid in money and hookers.
Mostly Hookers.
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?The death of Garfield? |
chrisflyer |
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547,701 |
2006-08-02 |
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Well of COURSE they are real. Paws Inc hires about a bijillion unknown graduates of that art school where you draw the pirate and the turtle, chains them in a basement, and forces them to draw idiotic jokes about Mondays and Lasagna so that Jim Davis can LIVE IMMORTALLY.
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