YTMND Search

 (0.00)

I'm doing the opposite. I'm making fun of that fat clownish drug addict for saying stupid sh*t like: "I hope Obama fails!" and for encouraging fascist nuts like Senator DeMint, who said that it doesn't matter whether what Obama proposes is good or bad, that they will make this (health care reform) his Waterloo.

 (1.00)

Actually Senator, I was clarifying it... I am a musician and may never be able to play guitar again after hearing that squeal. Then again, I never could play very well anyway... and yes, Senator, I do talk to myself, and even answer myself. In fact, I am beside myself, and have a split personality... when I play golf, I don't say "Four"... I say "Eight".

 (5.00)

Senator, I gave up after he blocked it. May I suggest you edit it so the puck beans the referee in the head?

 (0.00)

Near midnight on Chappaquiddick Island, a possibly drunk and definitely married Senator Ted Kennedy takes a right turn instead of a left. His car winds up skidding off Dike Bridge and is quickly submerged upside-down in salty Poucha Pond. His passenger, RFK office secretary Mary Jo Kopechne, is knocked into the back seat. Kennedy swims to safety, whereupon he fails to rescue his companion or even simply report the incident to authorities until the following morning.

 (5.00)

"First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same.... Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset.... Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia.... In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think.... The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the 1965 Hart-Celler Immigration Act during debate on the Senate floor.

 (1.00)

Democratic President Congress, House of Reps, and Senate seem to dissprove your assumptions gobutt.

 (5.00)

Nevermind, the senator's secretary just drowned.

 (1.00)

go suck your purple hearts senator, he made this site he can do whatever the f*ck he wants with it, yea its pretty gay if that's what he's doing but if not for him you wouldn't get to act all cool on the internets

 (5.00)

Yeah, those two always watch Hentai with Barack Obama. And I confused Carl with Obama because Obama always talked to me about "tht hot rdhd btch qt honie" with his Blackberry and Carl's his old Senate codename. I never talked with this Carl so he's probably just a jobless yiff hoarder.

 (5.00)

senator....you can burn in hell while being sodomized by saddam hussein with a pinapple up his ass.

 (0.00)

They have had 4 videos now (Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday). Not to mention they were kicked off the census and the Senate voted to take away their funding yesterday. And Charlie Gibson hasn't even heard about the story? C'mon. No ABC and the likes are too busy covering the Joe Wilson "scandal" and calling people who disagree with the health care bill racists.

 (0.00)

^ I see your running for state senate again john, lets Git R DONE

 (5.00)

It's funny because you put both ND senators in the sources, the governor in the description, and the sole representative as a keyword.

 (0.00)

Obama should have first completed his term as a US senator before running for president...but, at least that twat Hillary didn't win

 (0.00)

Obama voted for it, as a Senator

 (5.00)

SRS SENATOR ROBERT KELLY

 (0.00)

With or without nature sounds? ie Senator Bird?

 (4.00)

So are you going to become the Florida Senate equivalent of Lyndon LaRouche?

 (5.00)

President [b]LEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYY[/b] & Senator John [b]JEEEEEENNNNNKKKKIIIINNNNNSSSSS[/b]

 (0.00)

1. All other previous 2nd amendment right rulings regarding individual right up until recent court. (Look it up)<br /><br />2. Federal list papers were authored by Constitutional framers to show intent. (Intent theory)<br /><br />3. Well its kind of of common sense that they aren’t people, isn't it? Not until the Union Pacific Railroad vs. Santa Clara county ruling were it was just stated matter of factly without justification by a proven corrupt supreme court has the idea been supported by US law. Framers absolutely would have been against this corrupt idea.<br /><br />4. Your kind of make a straw man here. I know that the majority of powerful politicians are driven by ego and greed. For example I'm not a fan of Obama at all. However, I will speak up when people are stating rhetoric filled fallacies.<br />I don't like the majority of modern conservatives because so many are what I refer to as "true believers" who like their communist opposites will follow and push for disastrous policy despite forceful arguments and information to the contrary. They just believe and the facts and good policy be damned. Are you going to tell me that current liberals are driven by fear and greed. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and the common run of the mill congressional and senate democrats are not liberals contrary again to what talk radio and internet blogs tell many people. The only liberals I see are Russ Feingold and Bernie Sanders. All the other Democratic politicians of major national seats tow whatever corporate line their donors have them. All the Republicans do all because that is their MO. They however are more brazen about their behavior because their voters are visceral single issue voters or have misinformed views, unless however they are rich, then it would make sense to be Republican.

 (5.00)

Senator Clay Davis should be a fad.

 (0.00)

I'm just wondering if this was for one of Pres. Obama's Illinois Senate campaigns (1996, 1998, 2002) or for his U.S. Senate campaign (2004).

 (5.00)

ND's longtime Democratic Senator Byron Dorgan announced his stepping down early on in the year and our Governor John Hoeven, a Republican, immediately jumped into the running for the seat and owned it. Also, longtime Democratic House Leader Earl Pomeroy was edged out last night by Rick Berg. Clearly change is in the minds of North Dakotans. It was pretty screwed up that a red state had democrats in the Senate and House for so long. The only one left is Kent Conrad and I'm not really sure when his seat is up for grabs again. Our 3 electoral votes are serious business. So is politics ON YTMND.COM

 (0.00)

The same could be asked of the 67% that voted for Montford. How many of the 99,000 people that voted for him do you think understood [i]his [/i]positions? In fact, go to his website and find me one single position of his on any major political issue out there. (Education aside, since he has served in education for over 30 years.) Let me know if you find anything about any issues, or any possible solutions or ideas he perhaps has. The same argument can be made the other way around -- while "pot heads and people that vote for anyone with an "R" next to their name" might have earned me a significant amount of votes, an [b]overwhelming [/b]majority of ignorance must have accompanied those who went to the polls to vote for Montford. Why? Because no one had a clue what he stood for. Every speech he gave consisted of something like, "What we need in the Senate is strong, effective leadership." No substance whatsoever.<br /><br />I'm guessing roughly 20% of the people who voted for me were aware of my platform, judging from the number of public speaking engagements I attended, the amount of press surrounding the election (quite limited), the amount of advertising I did, and the number of unique visitors on my website. The rest of course would either be those who simply did not like Montford, those who voted straight Republican, or those who simply did not care. I doubt, however, that any significant number of them were "potheads" (aren't Republicans supposed to be anti-pot, anyways?)<br /><br />Montford spent about $475,000. I spent every penny of what was donated to me.<br /><br />I am curious as to what your position is on hemp. You say you don't want to debate me on it, but, as I have not heard a single logical argument [i]against [/i]the legalization of hemp ("We have more important issues to talk about" is not an argument), I would greatly appreciate your insight.

 (5.00)

No, it's Florida state senate where the terms last two years.<br /><br />Also, start an internet-meme smear campaign next elections and watch your 4chan turnout boost you for the win.

 (4.00)

Topical YTMND idea - Chair of the Senate announces DREAM act senate bill a failure, College Senior Señor Data ducks behind the Senate top level gallery [i]and doesn't come back up[/i]......

 (5.00)

i followed wikipedia and they told me to contact my state representative/senate and all i got was this!:<br /><br />Dear pilleater,<br /><br />Thank you for contacting my office. I appreciate your taking the time to share your thoughts about current issues. Please be assured that constituent correspondence will receive a reply in the near future.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />(signed logo)<br /><br />Pat Toomey<br />U.S. Senator, Pennsylvania<br /><br /><br />...asshole.

 (5.00)

STOP BEING A GROUCH ANIG! WHERES YOUR INTERNET SPIRIT? U BEEN ON THE SAME COMPUTER FOR 7 YEARS NOW, AND TO LET THAT SLIP OUT OF YOUR HANDS BY THE GOVERNMENT? THIS DOSEN'T SOUND LIKE THE ANIG I KNOW. GO TO WWW.WIKIPEDIA.COM AND CALL UR STATE SENATE TO SAY NO TO SOPA. I KNOW ITS FOR THE BEST, HERES MORE INFO:<br /><br />www.wikipedia.com

 (5.00)

Elect FreAkweNtcY, YTMND Senate

 (5.00)

thank god for alaskan senators<br /><br />and governors<br /><br />can't forget those