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Sure, the guy on youtube isn't making money off of it, but he's still a douche for claiming he made it. It would piss me off it were something I'd put a lot of time and effort into making. Good thing I don't do that anymore, huh?

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Also, if states' rights were to be expanded as much as he wants them to be, imagine the confusion of different states having different laws. If you wanted to move, you'd have to look at every state in the nation just to make sure everything you want to do is still legal. There's bound to be state on state conflicts stemming from something that is considered legal in one and illegal in another. Divisions would be created. Before anyone says "constitution," I don't care what the constitution says.

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Sorry about your mom. The dead do not need pity. Also, do not regret anything you said to her. I'm sure some of it was deserved and even if it wasn't: as long as one of you is/was a moderately deep thinking person, anything you or her said would have taught you something. Whether about human interaction, a better understand of each other thoughts and feelings, or something that lead to self-improvement, you shouldn't regret anything you said.

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And I find the fact you said "so, i ask you, what evidence do you have " appallingly Hypocrytical. I could just go your route and say, "I have faith", and you couldn't touch me. But I would rather believe in something for it's credability. I am an athiest, and I am also a skeptic, so I will not say there is no posibility of a god or higher power, but the fact that there is nothing more than claims without a shred of proof to back them up, gives me my doubts.

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Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked up brats you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future, choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life, I chose something else. And the reasons? Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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interesting...if u do that with the burger king and NEDM YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING BROTHER 5'd for telling me what the matrix would be like in bel air and for W00t 1st!

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"why would I want to make more sh*tty YTMND's in that vein when I've already laid down the facts that they're value-less sh*t?" Read. Comprehend - and then come back and post again. I'm not going to do something hypocritical just to prove something to a useless dolt on the internet of whom I have no respect for.

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What can I say? Uncle phil is a popular fad. If I used brian peppers it wouldn't have been rated so high. And I didn't think this would either. The only thing you usually get out of being a featured users is more views thats pretty much it. Look at bob the builder's crap lately. Do you see it on up and coming? No. If you really want me to make you a site to submit, fine. I'll think of something :P

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Like I said before, its not my fault featured users take up most of top viewed, and as I have already stated I would rather not have featured users at all. And tell me, what kind of ytmnds do you like? If my ytmnds are so awful, why don't you make something "better" and show it to me? Stuff like Clive Owen's nintendo site, is kind of what the majority of ytmnd is made up of...and always has been. So you are betting against the majority here.

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Good. Grief. If Scientology wasn't an entirely stupid, fakey religion, this nonsense would almost be enough to make me become a Scientologist just to spite your moronic asses. Go find something at least nominally less useless to do with your time, why don't you?

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Michelle Malkin played the false outrage card just because it's something the right doesn't get to do much. I really would've thought watching her say "ching chong ching chong" for like four minutes straight would have been much funnier than it turned out to me.

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I do wish max would put ytmnd in categories like newgrounds. Like, there are still the frontpage, but they should also have a section for funny stuff, art stuff, classic ytmnds, fads etc... But really, as it stands right now, it's not my fault if this is something you came to see or not. You always take that risk whenever you click a link. It's not like there is anything going on in the featured user section right now anyway. Plus, you don't like half the jokes put out by ytmnders, so why does it matter?

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Besides, Mondale had some terrible ideas, like declaring a ridiculously low income level, something like $45,000 to $50,000 and above to be 'wealthy' and to be taxed accordingly. As for Obama, I have every reason to believe that if he were more straightforward, he would be doing even better. I wish I had a dime for every time he was criticized for being vague, or for not talking enough about the issues.

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Hilarious, I would have never expected this. The original got a 1 star too, fyi. Do something original f*ggots.

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It's funny how midgets can't get hurt doing stuff like this whereas I, as a real person, would totally bust my nose. It is something to do with gravity, right?

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Well done! I wanted to do something with arbys logo hats based on the fat guy all the construction workers love. But this is better than that would have been.

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I agree I can do better. But I thought it would be appreciated along the lines of a classic ytmnd. I dunno. I don't really care about the score too much, I just hate seeing a good number of people show their disapproval. It makes me feel like I failed in a way. Oh well, at least I learned something from this.

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I doubt it. If it were child porn chances are they wouldn't cover up anything, would they? I mean isn't that the whole point of doing something illegal to get as much out of the illegal thing as possible?

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* error* The humor was not found. Try doing some sorta smash bros parody with something like "newcomer obama". See? that would already make it better!

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Generally when you find out something has been ripped off you would just go ahead and delete it, not just sit their BAAAWING about how you didn't know about it. Now you do. It's a rip off. Delete it. It's also bad when you think your site is just SUPER FUNNY but the show that did it better than you is "a steaming pile of sh*t".

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LOL I JUST NOTICED YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. Well anyway, leaving a comment is better than just voting without commenting, like most people do. From watching spy I would say that only about 10% of people who vote don't even comment, so why don't you blame them for "not leaving constructive criticism?" As for "voting on sites based on the users", I've upvoted some Fourest sites, so that should tell you something.

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sounds exactly like something O'Reilly would say... but what does the civil war have to do with it?

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It would be totally retarded and he completely wouldn't get it and it would be a detriment to the legend of DR. BILLY V KOEN. Probably something like "So I understand some kids are doing some things with pictures of me on the internet. It reminds me of how some of the young hooligans back in my day used to tip cows. It's pretty wacky and I don't understand this weird internet thing, but check out my new book on parallel optimization."

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actually I was pointing out that this is fake, your pic shows me voting 5 on a variety of sites when it can be guaranteed that I would vote 1... anybody actually posting some porn on ytmnd (welcome to the internet) gets a 1 and anyone who posts a "look I used an erotic title but you clicked and it's actually something else" site gets a 1 as well, because neither is funny or creative and have anything to do with the spirit of this site.

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I know its overrated but no. I would only do something like that if it got to HTPAT level.

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You're right gr33nscr33, I used that reference poorly. I should've done a more justice to Baudrilard, just can't add large comments. theultrayik, the classicists are a bunch of snobs that think that their arbitrarily ordered work amounts to something, the postmodernists know better. I must admit though, if anyone made this site other than myself, I would poopoo it too. Very related: http://dresdencodak.com/gallery/dinocomic.html I do fail in such ways, but I think your sh*t stinks just as bad.

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Did you hear about the Native American woman who had 10 kids all named Bob? Whenever she wanted them to come to dinner, she'd call for Bob and they would all come. Whenever she wanted them to do their chores, she would say "Bob, go do your chores" and they would all go do their chores. But if she wanted just one or two of them to do something or come to her, she would just call out their last names.

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I looked online to find out what the hell game this is from, it's a game called Doki Doki Majo Shinpan for the Nintendo DS (Japan only apparently). The point of the game is to find out which of the girls is a witch, and in order to do so you have to "grope" them with the DS Stylus, which explains why there's bouncy boobie sprites available. Kinda odd that something of this nature would make it onto a Nintendo handheld, Japan or not. Apparently there's no sex though, just foreplay lol

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actually to be honest, I think this GUI would be awesome. In fact, I might do something like this myself if you don't mind Retronoob

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So you would rather let everyone think you're stupid than to actually do something. Make sense. How is this low rated site getting so many views anyway?