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Quickly i have to think of a good joke to continue this joke, but in order to find a good joke i must find a subject and subtract it from all the other subject jokes that exist, thus giving me a new joke. now i know this may not be as good as the comment made in the first place but also the first comment made can not be as good as other comments made on other sites, therefore the total funny of this joke subtrac... i like palin, i think she is hot, i wanna rape her. or her me..

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Yeah, and the Communists lost, but I don't think anybody told MSNBC. Maybe next time they try to order new editions of the Little Red Book they'll figure it out.

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Boooo patriot act. Boooooo. Boo. New world order. Boo.

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oh I'm sorry. YAY New woorld order! enjoy your ameros you stupid f*cks.

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Adam Shapiro, human rights activist and documentary filmmaker, who co-founded the International Solidarity Movement in Palestine. In a Gaza emergency meeting that took place in New York on January the 14th. Adam Shapiro spoke of how Israeli soldiers on the ground now carry photographs of the handful of journalists allowed into Gaza -- with direct orders to murder them on sight

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Get ready for a new world order.

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CORRECT. He's a capitalist tool of the multicultural, totalitarian New World Order.

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All hail the leader of the new world order! Nannerpuss is king.

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F*CK THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

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That's not canon, Vadre and Danson have an epic battle on COAKIS's keyboard and then Danson wins and leads ytmnd to a new world order. -1 for untruth

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Cool thanks reminding me to go to my New World Order mustering centre to get ready to bio attack everyone. See you all in a few!

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The director's commentary for the 6-disc Platinum Collector's Edition DVD for The Hunt for Red October indicates that Joe Don Baker was used as a stand-in for this particular scene. As for Law and Order, how was it explained that a reactionary redneck got elected DA in New York City? Did Ghouliani fix the election?

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You're argument is flawed with straw man, circular reasoning, slippery slope, bandwagon, and omniscience fallacies. Has it ever occurred to you that "The New World Order" coincides with the zeitgeist movements "Utopia Dream"? Most people don't realize both involve a "purging" or depopulation, a "deconstruction" of major cities and culture, a restructuring of global economy, and require "a brief and dramatic" time of "change".

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You should've seen the part where John Kerry stumbled on stage, but Jim Lehrer realized he was actually Zombie John Kerry so the MAINSTREAM MEDIA (headed by darlene rodriguez OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER like Unicornized or whatever his name is always says) had to cut to a febreze commercial. I HAT WHENTHEY DO THAT!

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THE REPTILIANS!!!!!!!!! NEW WORLD ORDER NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAAHHA. WE NEED ORGANITE AND LOVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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See? SE??? this is the MAINS TREAM MEDIA headed by darlene rodriguez of the NEW WOLD ORDER trying to take advantege of black people. and things of that nature. WE MUST FIGT THE POWERE(like ll cool j said in that rap song

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The music was chosen for ambience, and irony, I guess. In retrospect it actually is funnier when out of sync, but new YTMND technology has made that impossible now, and that's not really what I was going for anyways. Uzbekistan was left intentionally out of order after I accidentally edited it that way. I'm absolutely incredulous there exist people who are unaware of "The Final Countdown." "Aeroplano": That is the joke.

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The day I accepted my new position as king of the new world order. What a proud day!

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The New World Order has free parking and Doritos. So f*ck you.

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Apparently most people at ytmnd love the idea of a new world order

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I dont think ron paul is a bad republican, but I disagree that the new world order will hurt us.

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i dont know what kind of candian new york jewish order of operations you are doing max, but here, we don't show the + sign when a number is positive, also you seem to be attempting to use categorical data as quantative data (AS I'VE POSTED BEFORE, GOD DAMNIT). Also i have an erection from listening to steakman and keatonkeaton999 so play pokemon.

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Let's rephrase this: In comparison with the economic collapse and millions of engineered deaths, the media are distracting people with Michael Jackson. RIP Michael, and RIP all the Iraqi and Afghani and British and American and Canadian and Whateverian People Killed by the New World Order

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Oh no, he's uncovered our evil socialist anti-american new world order illuminati secular gay feminist baby-killing atheist conspiracy

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New Matlab Order is just a conspiraC.

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"People that blindly believe in the theory of evolution are just being deceived by the cabal of scientists working for the new world order illuminati." I didn't make any such comment, I just said you shouldn't blindly believe it, like anything else. Otherwise you're no different than fundamentalist christians.

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Law and Order: Criminal Intent: Providing gallons of new Goldblum to YTMND every weak.

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The overused phrase "New World Order" has been picked up by everyone from WCW to Dr.Leet and should be regarded as a complete joke. Many of these movies misuse the symbols of Freemasons and Illuminati so vagrantly that it must have the old dead bastards rolling in their graves -- played out like cheesy bad guys after it became un-PC to demonize Russia.

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No, I'm pretty sure George Bush and Dick Cheney wanted some sort of autocracy. A new world order would mean they would lose absolute authority. They would be one in a long chain of benefactors, and that wouldn't sit well with someone like Cheney who wanted everything his way.