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A girl lived in 1933 with a happy family. She had a cat named Happy. One day the cat caught fire and shouted "CHAPSTICK". Now that you have read the chapstick, you will catch fire and NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC WILL SAVE YOU. If you post this, Happy Cat will be pleased. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but whatever. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a boot." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will suffocate you by singing a song about cake. If you post this, she will not bother you . Also c*cks.

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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but whatever. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a boot." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will suffocate you by singing a song about cake. If you post this, she will not bother you . Also cawks.

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"Catz rule and dogz drool"-teh hot girl cat from Homeward Bound....best movie evar!!!

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the cat isnt as funny as the girl in the middle!

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So, that's is, eh? Well, along with the aftermath of the cake fad, unoriginal cat/NEDM copycats, non-stop epic manuevers, overkill of music, boring fads, crappy new fad, and stupid pedophilphia on some girl, as well as the dr 1337 mess, I'd say ytmnd has been damaged forever. YTMND is DEAD.

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You don't get to being a friggin' Pokemon Master by taking lip from some girl just because her cat died. Should have offered her one of his cat-like Pokemon.

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robotderek- obviously you haven't seen the movie, the cat is some retarded guy he works with just randomly coming up, the girl at the end is who was supposed to come up

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SILLY RABBIT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS! Oh wait, slippery slope argument. Silly boy, barbies are for girls! Silly girl, jeans and t shirts are for boys! Silly transsexuals, bathrooms are for heterosexuals! Silly dog, cat food is for cats! Silly Bush, the presidency is for competents.

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wtf no bad that not happy cat that girl naked lol

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I could get those two Japanese girls to give me head when I show them what my cat can do.

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Wow, that sound freaked my cats out. My girl cat immediately ran in the room to see what that sound was. First ytmnd to freak the kitties out!

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Oh, I see. It's prefectly all right to lust after a girl who has a cat's ears, a cat's tails, occasionally a cat's paws and a cat's behaviour... but add full covering fur and you CROSS THE LINE, amirite?

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are you a hot girl? because if you are, my cat died too. no really it did. Like last september. it was four years old. Hey, if my cat dies and it's 4 times younger than when his cat died, do i get 4 times the hug? because the international laws of hugs dictate that 4 hugs = 1 blowjob. so GET ON YO KNEES BITCH

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I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!! *watches more catgirl anime* Okay... so what if I think that girls are hotter with cat ears and a cat tail??? hahaha...

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WRONG MEOOOWMIXX F*GGOT. In the final story, the cat has a bigger part to play. He finally finds the girl, who welcomes him and names him 'General'. Unfortunately, General soon runs afoul of her cat-hating mother, who treacherously sends him to the local animal shelter to be put to sleep. Undaunted, the cat escapes and returns to the girl, where he confronts a miniature troll who wishes to steal her breath. After a mighty struggle, General saves the girl's life by toppling the troll into a large fan.

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5 for cat + queen. but what is with that freaky girl?

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a girl at my work had to have her cat put to sleep. it had cat aids. :(

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i have ben having very disturbing dreams lately. they bother me, because they are out of character for me, thye are very sexual and extreme for my typical behaviors. anyway the dreams. i had one about having sex with a girl. it was the strangest thing. i really think i might have a growing attraction. then i had another dream about an orgy. in a third dream i had a dream about a cat licking my vagina. in a forth dream i had sex with a centaur.

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front side panty shot... with happy cat on them. a shirt with *YES YES* to compliment some big titties. ugly girl with no tittytots wearing a shirt that says "NOOOOOoooooo".

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I actually read that book. Heathcliff is an evil orange cat who finds humor in being an *ssh*le. He really wants this one girl cat, but she ends up marrying someone else. So, to produce evil, he broke into the couple's home and said NEDM and the place went up in flames. This is evil. That was my conclusion. The end.

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besides I've been on this site for approaching 5 years, I've seen burnt cats, so many flavors of goatse I can't even begin to describe, many itterations of lemon party, tub girl up to wazzoo, monkeys having their skulls crushed, peoples collections of adult diapers, dogs eating eachothers vomit, collections of said sites, gifs made from guys blowing their own brains out, ...at this point lemon party is greek art

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I was torn whether or not to downvote because cats are for girls and homosexuals. 5'd for DK.

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i want to say this sucks because there is a cat on a keyboard, and this is an nedm site. but i cant! theres this cute girl that works in the mcdonalts drivethrough, and one time she filled up my cup with less diet coke because i was putting vodka in it. thats right, vodka. i didnt get her number, but i drank vodka.

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I dunno what's worse, the cat.<br /><br />Or the horribly dressed girl in the shitty living room.

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It's been a while but I remember feeling strangely creeped out by the ewoks' reaction when Princess Leia suddenly emerged from one of their huts with flowing hair and covered in flower girl shit... They said "Ooooo", reacting to her beauty, and just that slight cat-calling acknowledgment of her more pronounced femininity gave me the creeps. <br />So thanks for this.

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The one of Uncircumcized duct taping two cats together at the tail and throwing them over a clothesline. this was not the right thing to do in front of the girl he lost his virginity to only minutes after they first have sex.