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This rendition of the anthem makes me nostalgic for borscht, for Siberian gulags that serve stale borscht, and for Siberian gulags that serve stale borscht and then disappear Jews, intellectuals, industrialists and agitators. I miss those days.

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my favorite YTMNDs are the one's not designed to evoke any form of emotional or intellectual reaction, but just flatly state a state of affairs.

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No he made intellectual jokes designed to provoke thought in his audience. In fact he made a near verbatim reference to what you said in many of his jokes. "I didn't come to a comedy club to think." "Oh yeah then where do you go to think?" To say he made observational humor is a ric*ckulous understatement.

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He depended on ripping obscure art, and trusted that not enough people knew about it so that it would look "fresh". He had reasons to downvote every site in existance; Yeah, sh*tty reasons. He approached what was meant for amusement with a stuck-up, sh*t-tastic attitude, and all you pseudo-intellectual f*ggots decided to jump on the "We're better because we 'get' him!" train; Which was just as "original" as when it happened every other time some douche managed to downvote loudly enough in YTMND history.

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If you think this message is alien, then you've been blindfolded by the mainstream media and repressed by israeli zionist interests in intellectual discourse. The only place where such messages cannot be squelched is on the internet.

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F*ck you, and f*ck your nationalist, racist bullsh*t. Why the f*ck would anyone capable of ny intellectual activity more complicated than breathing think that anything like this is even remotely productive. Please, wipe the streamer of drool of your lip and go back to f*cking your fugly alabama mom. Trust me, you can't do any better.

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What the f*ck is the matter with you? How do you *ssh*les manage to use the internet? The Chimp in the picture is clearly your intellectual superior. Maybe if you fellate him he will allow you to associate with the alphas. But he'll probably just kill you. And that would be f*cking funny.

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Thats not what i asked. To make it clearer for you.. "ARE YOU JUST BRAVE BEHIND A COMPUTER?" I dont care if the message is "alien" or not, thats besides the point Mr. "intellectual discourse". Are you leading any rallies? do you talk to your neighbors about jewish tyranny? I hope you are, so then the REAL world knows youre a f*cking idiot, and you wont be a total f*cking COWARD.

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Very well done. Solid logic with your main citations being the true foundations of observational science make this site unique, interesting, and intellectual. Kudos for cool logic in the face of fire.

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Don't let the little pseudo-intellectual get to you. The only thing he can try to reach you with are his words. However someone cannot talk down to you unless you're on your back or knees, in which case if you're not they're only talking to your feet. =D

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I hope you're not being serious, because if quoting someone else's thoughts on comedy counts as pseudo-intellectual masturbation then I just pleasured myself to Cosby's thoughts on Jell-O. Wrong, sir, wrong!

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the phrase "pseudo-intellectual verbal masterbation" is exactly that

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A nice, fun site. Good job, well done. Most of the kids who downvote and whine about this are busy making completely random "Heeey look at this intellectual, thought-provoking kooky gif I pissed together from 10 different pictures that have nothing to do with anything!" That, or they just have a sad or disturbing disposition on life.

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i actually meant to 5 this. i feel like a total idiot. anyways, there's no real way to prove that i'm not fearcondom. However, i'd like to point out that the pettiness that goes on in ytmnd is ridiculous. i mean, fearcondom is one o the best creators, hands down, and has enough people that support his work there's no real gain in having an account so he can upvote his stuff. plus our posting styles arepretty different but i doubt that 14 years olds from the midwest have the intellectual capacity to get it

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Thank you for your witty and intellectual commentary.

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So tell me, Korf. What happened in your life that made you feel so dumb that you need to come come here and stroke your pseudo-intellectual ego?

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I was looking on the "top-rated of the month" and somehow this disgrace appeared. I don't see how intellect has anything to do with taste. Not a bit. I also don't see how slinging around terms like "pretentious" and "pseudo-intellectual" makes you anything but hypocritical.

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When sh*t like this gets popular and digged a thousand times, a thousand more RySenkaris come to this site and post stolen material with some stupid sentimental garbage and it will shoot to the top. Imagine that. You'll have nightmares, too, hank. And, no, I don't have nightmares and, no, I can't hear myself "speak" on ytmnd, and, no, I'm not typing in a vacuum. That someone is engaging in a conversation doesn't mean that they "just want to hear themselves speak." That's silly anti-intellectual propaganda.

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still, in their heart of hearts, were so moved to emotion by this site that they didn't care, and wanted to share it with as many people as possible. It's culture vs. counterculture at its basest level. I've been on both sides, and today, I'm in the middle of a goddamn tug of war between the 90% sheeple idiot emo majority and the 10% heartless *ssh*le intellectual minority. And I f*cking hate it, but I'm too weak and imperfect myself to end it.

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I also don't think that just because you're an *ssh*le means that you can qualify yourself as an *ssh*le intellectual. I also think those categorizations are stupid stereotypes which are only useful for self aggrandizing propaganda, which doesn't surprise me. "All of you stupid emo kids or smart *ssh*les are ruining the world I'm stuck in the middle of you." Why don't you change your name to RyJesus and just be honest with your self.

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Gt f*cking o korf no one likes your pseudo-intellectual bullsh*t. Stop acting like this site is for great artists. This site is for 13-25 year olds not 45 year old fat women who have to spout bullsh*t about every ytmnd they see if its not some piece of great modern art. Please make more things like this jedi.

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I don't consider Korf a troll, though it's understandable that someone would define him as such. He often argues only for absurdity's and comedy's sake, but that's not to say he doesn't have convictions. There are times when I find his (pseudo) pseudo-intellectual bullsh*t to be more entertaining than YTMND itself. Korf's a cool and interesting fella; either you get him or you don't.

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Front, you are the one who has betrayed your race--the human race. Words scarcely express your level of failure; to call you intellectually inferior to an insect would be far too kind. Oh, sorry, a bit over our head, let me put it in terms you might come close to understanding: YOU=BAD! YOU=STUPID! I know that's still a bit highbrow, but I cant make it any simpler and still get the idea across.

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lamest attempt to sound intellectual on ytmnd ever

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Islam conquered and ruined the middle east. Once, they were the seat of intellectual prosperity in the world and many great people and great cities were there. Now they're full of ruins, slums and willful ignorance and the only thing their people can produce that the world has any use for anymore is oil. It's not the West they need to free themselves from, it's Islam. Maybe then nations like Egypt can return to their former glory.

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Due to issues involving "intellectual property" Phernoree originally had to fully rewrite and re-shoot this YTMND for movie theaters. Thus, "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" was born.

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madDogSoldier, please come to SomethingAwful so we may rip you a new giant ahole. Try posting that retarded cliche intellectual bullsh*t there. You and every idiot c/p's the exact same sh*t all over the internet. It's a little old. You've failed.

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Marcia Brady: It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys. Bye.

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It's...amusing. Too intellectual for a Ytmnd audience, i think...