?POLEND IN HELL |
Champ |
(3.50) |
64,521 |
2006-10-08 |
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Yeah, because this is clearly the first time sites have been sponsored that people didn't like. It's too bad someone is forcing you to click the site and make you read it. With all the new customizable features of the new ytmnd, you'd think people could start paying attention to the dozens of categories that exist outside of the sponsored list.
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?Who Murdered the Most People? |
whetstone |
(2.27) |
91,779 |
2006-10-04 |
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Athiesm should be defined as a seperate group with subgroups, just like the word Religion, because Athiesm is not a religion.
This alone makes your statement irrelevant. You are comparing a subgroup(a stem if you will) compared to a seed. If you were to compare Religion and Athiesm, you would see Religion has killed more people and are a big factor in meaningless deaths. Muslims wouldn't have died in the crusade if they didn't have their religion and the catholics/christians wouln't have gone their in the
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?The death of Garfield? |
chrisflyer |
(4.04) |
547,853 |
2006-08-02 |
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This sent chills down my spine!
And these are very real. www.garfield.com
And... you picked the PERFECT song. I'd have to say people didn't like the song only because it made the comics sink in more, and make it more disturbing. Come on.. "Walking into sweet oblivion.." as Garfield opens the door in the first strip.
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?DR-L337'S DAY OFF |
Dr-L337 |
(2.84) |
369,031 |
2006-12-05 |
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Ill 4 this just cause some edits were good fad knock offs, but why didn't you just make a different site instead of edidting one site like 10 times?
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?LIEK OMGWTFBBQ! |
K-Star |
(2.08) |
865 |
2006-10-15 |
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I'm 18, and I'm a girl. I made this cuz I was bored. I didn't speak completely out loud since I'm alone in my dorm room and I have a problem with speaking out loud in a silent room. I also tried to make it sound silly. If you want me to redo the sound I can.
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?Danny Ross |
notsam |
(2.00) |
2,506 |
2006-10-16 |
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Yes, but DANNY DIDN'T MAKE SH*TTY SITE ABOUT YOU NOW DID HE??? GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE, READ THE F*CKING RULES BEFORE YOU POST SH*T, AND MAX, START DELETING THIS SH*T...NOW.
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?Watch out, Luke! |
qxx |
(4.41) |
16,346 |
2006-10-17 |
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Well, I try to make good YTMNDs for people to enjoy. This one was totally f*cked because I couldn't get the preloader to work properly without it playing the sound file at 2x the speed. After trying a bunch of things, I sarted from scratch, thusly resubmitting it. That still didn't work. The remedy eventually came from using the program Any Sound Recorder to export the .mp3 from .wav format instead of Audacity. If you are so offended by me resubmitting in order to fix this problem: get herpes.
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?(nsfw) Indiana Jones and The Uncontrollable Urges... |
kenporules |
(4.20) |
55,307 |
2004-07-28 |
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The original Comedy Goldmine link is here, but the files are down now -> http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2206
This file was originally uploaded by "Welly", but evidently a friend of his made it. The original guy should show himself - it's too awesome for him to not take credit for it.
I tried to make it very obvious that I didn't make the sound - I just wanted an easy way to share it with friends and those of you who happen to stumble upon this. Good stuff just has to be shared, ya know. =P
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?Stay in School Youth Project! |
ROY4L |
(4.22) |
22,436 |
2006-10-20 |
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"Numbakrunch it is 01134.. In other words HELLO not HELL wtf" ... But it makes you wonder, what's ROY4L's interest in 1134? Didn't it also show up in Picard Soothes the Savage Beast? Was that supposed to be "hell"? Am I reading too much into this? His YTMNDs do tend to do that.
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?9/11/2001... lol |
Myke-T |
(1.26) |
1,146 |
2006-10-25 |
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Hell, it worked, didn't it? Yes I'm an *ssh*le, but this sh*t happened, it's passed, whatever. I'm sure you all sit back and laugh as say, Family Guy, or some other TV show makes fun of Hiroshima Bombings, Pearl Harbor, AIDS and various other things, but OOOH NOES! NOT 9/11!.. Get over it. It came, it went, it was tragic, thats another one for the history books.
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?You will never pollute again |
DarkTaint |
(3.38) |
1,329 |
2006-10-26 |
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It would be funnier if you guys didn't make about 300 'you effed this for the last time' sites every single day.
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?You're the man now dog.com |
ShortyShitStain |
(1.36) |
1,670 |
2006-10-26 |
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Why didn't you alter the sound to make him say, "clog?" That would have been funny. But this is not funny so you get an F.
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?Extreme Text-Up |
POS |
(4.10) |
12,551 |
2006-10-27 |
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All of you commenting on how he made this work: All he did was make a GIF animation of the text. He didn't do sh*t to the script in YTMND. Not knocking the artist, I'm knocking the idiots who think he's god. Good YTMND, though.
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?Select your character! |
Deals |
(4.05) |
12,984 |
2006-10-28 |
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I love how this picture randomly goes between completely plausible characters to insanity, never in a million years characters. Didn't make the picture, but you did cite it. The music makes it complete. 4'd and fav.
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?Select your character! |
Deals |
(4.05) |
12,984 |
2006-10-28 |
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They're not angry about 'stealing', they're angry because you had the chance to post this with your own work, and didn't. Posting it again on YTMND would make it unoriginal.
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?][ hullo? ][ |
HiveMindedIndividual |
(2.70) |
247,886 |
2006-10-22 |
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If you can find the point where he gives criticism of an actual piece, point it out to me. He pointed out that a.) it didn't make him laugh b.) he didn't say anything in b.). He just assumed that everyone is in high school like him and called people lame for making artistic and original. Please use your brain. He was criticizing the act of making art, not the art itself. You may be a proponent of not making ytmnds, checking your profile, but this place wouldn't be much fun if people didn't.
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?KHANTMND: Pale blue Khan, a Khantheist&... |
DarthWang |
(3.86) |
25,259 |
2006-10-01 |
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This is exactly what I wanted to do, but didn't have the funny level necessary to make it. Thank you, kind sir, for putting a sh*tty YTMND in its place.
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?Led Snoopelin (full song, listen through) |
Tehfox |
(3.31) |
2,422 |
2006-11-16 |
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Yeah, I didn't make the song, it's by Party Ben. and yes, you could go to his site, but not many people know about him. This is my attempt to introduce him to some more people, get a bigger audience
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?(nsfw) YTMND: CALL TO ARMS |
thePlease |
(1.20) |
5,633 |
2006-11-05 |
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to viewers who don't want to see a dozen sites like this. If you look at the voting history of most intellegent people on this site, you will see a bell curve (I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your brain with simple statistics vocabulary). This means that about one ninth of their votes are ones, one sixth are twos, one third of their votes are threes, one sixth are fours, and one ninth are fives. It's true that not everyone follows this pattern, and that doesn't neccissarily make them an up/downvoter. For
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?DC answer to Cripple Spiderman |
snlfav |
(3.78) |
7,528 |
2006-11-20 |
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This is a happy child in a Superman outfit. I didn't edit him so that he is falling down on ice or being shammed b/c he can't dance. That is one reason i didn't use the original music. PPL who take this as making fun of handicapped ppl are way off base. This picture is open to interpretation and ppl like NECRO who try and shame ppl who give it a good rating are jerk offs. NECRO, who has ytmnd about rape that he has made, who says he likes crippled Spiderman, is especially a jerk off b/c he like you mr money hat say you can find cripple spiderman funny b/c he has a mask on and can "suspend your disbelief" are basically saying "i can make fun of a cripple boy and laugh at him b/c i can tell my self he may not be cripple cause its a mask". If you ask me you guys are real low for saying that.
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?Magical Trevor is sick of Bush (Read my Comment... |
Crashdance |
(2.33) |
1,213 |
2006-11-23 |
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The gif on this YTMND is very hi-fi, and you may need at least 3ghz of CPU to sync properly. I tried to make it smaller, but it just didn't look good at all. So for people with slower computers, sorry for the miss-out. :/\
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?Approaching Blue Ball Machine |
Ochobobo |
(4.20) |
34,227 |
2006-11-29 |
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Wow a f*ggy documentary about something I already know and care absolutely nothing about. Why would max stop it? Everyone who isn't logged in gets ads up the wazoo- that means revenue. All the sheep that are viewing this are getting ads and making max money. Why the hell would you kill the goose that's laying golden eggs? It's like one giant billboard. Hell, he might as well just make it so that this site shows a bunch more ads than the others. I also have a feeling that Sphonix didn't submit this anywhere.
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?The L is for ScientoLogy |
Bluedex |
(3.91) |
9,144 |
2006-08-01 |
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Sorry man, didn't see this site when I was making mine. My bad. You win I lose.
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?lol, tool chest |
SMZ |
(4.66) |
70,283 |
2006-12-09 |
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The best "lol" site I've seen yet. Not only that, but this is a strong candidate for YTMND of the year, in my book. I didn't think it was possible to make that scene from Home Alone 2 any funnier, but you did it. Awesome job!
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?The end is upon us. |
shadowspecies |
(4.29) |
57,963 |
2006-12-15 |
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GET THE F*CK OVER IT MOTHERF*CKERS. O NO SOME GAY LITTLE STOLEN SITE IS GOING TO GET OUTDONE BY SOME PATHETIC YTMND THAT MAKES MY EX-MOTHER IN LAW CRY IN LAUGHTER. AND THEN, AS IF THIS PIECE OF SH*T DIDN'T APPEAL ENOUGH AS IS TO COMMON USERS' SENSE OF FAMILIARITY, BLAST, YOU HAD TO INTERCALATE SOME FAD GARBAGE. GTFO
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?Commando Klassix™ Memoriez™ |
MurdarMachene |
(4.09) |
5,698 |
2006-12-19 |
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If you don't know What "GTFO" means my obviously simple minded young freind, you need help. You notice how my comments I don't reduce myself to retarded off color slander when I donvote somone you my freind are a downvote of principle anyone who takes this site so seriously that you feel the need to make yourself look compleatly retarded deserves "a" 1 ...... which is why I didn't go through your list of YTMNDS and start 1ing. That seperates the usefull downvote from the retarded downvote Example:
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?(nsfw) The Customer Is Always Right |
MasterSitsu |
(4.45) |
20,057 |
2007-01-06 |
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I thought this was amusing the first time i saw it on YTMND. You adding 'maxwell house' to the end of it really didn't make it anything other than what it already was. But congratulations nonetheless, because im sure the first version didn't get NEARLY as high a rating.
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?(nsfw) Adverb vs. DZK & Boomaga |
DZK |
(3.97) |
14,487 |
2006-07-12 |
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i'm not downvoting this for horrible inaccuracy, in assuming everyone who has Crohn's has to sh*t in a bag(i have it, i didn't even know what that bag was til i saw this), and can't eat spicy foods, but for being such a f*cking baby about a downvoted you actually did "mad research" about someone so you could make a childish f*cking ytmnd about it...gj man, you're great
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?Looking Out My KHAAAAAAAAAAAANDOOR |
Kayne |
(3.81) |
7,129 |
2007-01-17 |
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I listened through the whole audio so you'd know I'm not mistaken somehow. This YTMND is a waste of time. Terrible. Didn't make anyone smile, no one thought it was annoying or cute or anything. Congratulations, retard. Grow up.
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?Epic Art Bell call-in |
TheOriginalHossman |
(4.08) |
14,816 |
2007-01-20 |
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From a non-skeptical point of view, the aliens would have just abducted him and made him say he was faking it. They obviously didn't want him saying all that sh*t since they shut him down, and they would want to make up for the sh*t he already said. DUH. Also, saying aliens could never make contact with us is ridiculous since you don't know what we are even capable of much less a higher lifeform. Keep in mind that I don't really believe this though.
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