?The Antichrist is Born |
sixzerofour |
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2006-09-06 |
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sh*t.... what if he turns out like his old man?!? JERRY MAGUIRE TWO!? I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE IT
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?Super Pizza Kart (Refresh for sync) |
SmallPurpleRaisin |
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40,744 |
2005-08-04 |
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lol, i like. Old Man does not say "It's a secret to everyone" though, that is the traitorous moblin. Old Man should say "Pay me for door repair charge!"
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?Why God Exists (Updated with Q and A at the end) |
whetstone |
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2006-09-07 |
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You're argument is basically that of St. Thomas Aquinas with the concept of the "Prime Mover" saying that at one point there was nothing and then there was something. Plato had an idea about this too, that he called "Ex Nihlo" (Out of Nothing) so the idea has been around for a while. In summation the idea of "God" as an old man with a beard doesn't really do it for me but what the "Prime Mover" theory does is it gives the idea of an unknowable force. Key word being, or course, unknowable.
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?Where's Steve Irwin when we need him the ... |
TerminalRaptor |
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2006-09-09 |
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Sh*t's old man. He was alive then.
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?Super Pizza Kart (Refresh for sync) |
SmallPurpleRaisin |
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2005-08-04 |
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UM... changed my vote to a 3. I thought it ended at the old man. there's like 9 more minutes after that. this isn't a ytmnd, it's an independent film! see you at Cannes my friend!
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?FoamingPanda takes over... |
kikadet |
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2,430 |
2006-09-10 |
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I won't vote on this, but damn this was great. That guy needs to learn that acting like a grumpy old man isn't going to get him anywhere. This is f*cking YTMND, not letspickaparteverything.edu
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?Citing Sources: A YTMND Lesson |
ChargeMan |
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11,682 |
2006-09-12 |
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Are you a teacher? I mean citing is common courtesy but not necessary. Are you like a 60 year old man? Would "plagiarism" hurt your feelings if it's a YTMND site? Most of us know when things are stolen and/or repeated anyway... and the votes/comments tend to reflect those things. Glad you took it upon yourself to let us know how to act.
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?Give Dracula the Amulet You BITCH! |
lizardman |
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19,809 |
2006-09-13 |
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But how did that old man live 100 years without aging, even the slightest bit?
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?Ten Great Thinkers: A Summary |
syckls |
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10,713 |
2006-09-17 |
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Upvote for clever premise, witty summaries and topping it off with a scientology joke.
Good show, old man.
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?Thats why its called NON-STICK!! |
Outerheaven |
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15,365 |
2006-09-17 |
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I'm going to go to England and capture an angry abusive old man with a net, bring him back to the states, and I too will have a successful reality TV competition show.
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?Perfect Storm, in 15 seconds |
SovietGunslinger |
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12,197 |
2006-09-18 |
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Sounds a little like The Old Man and the Sea.
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?House Has NO Class |
Krochy |
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45,970 |
2006-09-20 |
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Oh you crotchety old man. Have my puppies.
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?House Has NO Class |
Krochy |
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2006-09-20 |
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House is a dirty, dirty old man...but I love him for it. :-p
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?ARTMND |
donk0rle0ne |
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11,707 |
2006-09-21 |
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Art is stupid these days, I see it as a faded old man nest to a keyboard with splattered paint on it...Modern Art sucks, old art actually meant something.
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?Ear Girl |
dctownes |
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2,798 |
2006-08-15 |
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Haha that old man looks so amazed
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?Cries of the Infidels |
whetstone |
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2006-09-20 |
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Funny how you say that all these people saw the same thing before dying, therefore it must be true. After all, when you ask people what a wise human would look like, what would you say? An old man with a beard and soft demeanor? What would you think of when you think of a caring person? Perhaps a mother?
Needless to say, I like how this superstitious YTMND was constructed. It was eerie to us because it goes into the psychological backbone of humans and the collective unconcious that is produced--
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?BEST SHOW EVER! ! |
StuPickles |
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2006-09-28 |
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i'm not 5 u r just a old man
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?Pale Blue Dot (an atheist's view - tiny update) |
Lave |
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2006-09-27 |
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Five stars, you win. Lave, don't let the religious "sheeps" that get told by thier old man ministers that your YTMND was bad. It was one of the greatest I've seen. Religion is poison, and when our luittle human minds evolve we will learn to drop it's pathetic ideals.
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?just add alcohol... |
scargums137 |
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2005-08-10 |
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burn in hell old man! or i meen love ya!
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?Wickedpedia #2 |
thenicknolte |
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2,695 |
2006-10-03 |
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take that, old man
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?The elephant has something to say |
TheOminousThey |
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10,423 |
2006-10-04 |
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i'm sure many of these *ssh*l*es just plain want the supple young flesh of freshly squeezed boy, but really - looking at the language this old man uses in these IMs to talk with kids, having actually worked for someone who turned out to be a pedophile (a 'straight' pedo), and other things i've read, they seem to really try to communicate with kids on what they think is their level in their mannerisms... anyone else familiar with a simultanously scary and amusing site called pervertedjustice.com?
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?The elephant has something to say |
TheOminousThey |
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2006-10-04 |
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i'm not saying thats the be all end all, i'm just saying i think there might be something to it on some level. i think issues like this are more complex than "he's just evil" - as for legal age, that doesnt mean anything to me. even if they were of consentual age theres something wrong about a 52 year old man lechering over teenage boys that are there to learn. its like a teacher and a student. hell, i even object to most cases of people my age (latter half of twenties) still chasing teenagers....
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?Memories of a Distant Time |
Koncur |
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15,063 |
2006-10-04 |
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*sniff* theyre still with the sad old man in spirit *tear* :'(
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?FOUR, FIVE! |
NateVonSocks |
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10,120 |
2006-09-18 |
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Old man voice: " Four!" :)
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?(nsfw) ARIEL !!! STAY AWAY from YTMND!!!! |
money-hat |
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123,896 |
2006-10-05 |
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yea, there's some funny, but the song is annoying and people look at you funny when you're a 21 year old man watching scenes fro mthe little mermaid
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?(nsfw) ARIEL !!! STAY AWAY from YTMND!!!! |
money-hat |
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2006-10-05 |
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"people look at you funny when you're a 21 year old man watching scenes fro mthe little mermaid" ...while at work with the speakers turned all the way up and your belt loosened
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?Memories of a Distant Time |
Koncur |
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15,063 |
2006-10-04 |
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Wow, I really like this, I hope the old man is still happy :(
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?The Internet Song |
Spudmonkey |
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2006-10-06 |
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Hmm...It needs an old man talking about tubes...
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?Who Murdered the Most People? |
whetstone |
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92,342 |
2006-10-04 |
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Allow me to spell this out for you whetstone, you are not going to convert anyone here
just because you say atheists killed more people than catholics, it doesn't mean we're all going to drop to our knees and accept that the world was created 7000 years ago by a giant old man who lives in the clouds
Hitler was very much a christian by the way
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?Creating a YTMND that makes no sense is EASY! |
NESer |
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4,975 |
2006-10-06 |
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Smother the chocolate sauce on the old mans bengal.
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