just the two of us |
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2009-02-18 |
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But I'm a lady! I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers wearing dresses and hats and sh*t.
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just the two of us |
max |
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2009-02-18 |
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Of course not! I'm a lady!
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just the two of us |
max |
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2009-02-18 |
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Heather was never a lady. She was a dude with tits who liked cocaine.
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Feeling Good |
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2011-03-11 |
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You put the boom-boom into my heart<br />You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts<br />Jitterbug into my brain<br />Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same<br />But something's bugging you<br />Something ain't right<br />My best friend told me what you did last night<br />Left me sleepin' in my bed<br />I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.<br /><br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />I don't want to miss it when you hit that high<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />Take me dancing tonight<br />I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)<br /><br />You take the grey skies out of my way<br />You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day<br />Turned a bright spark into a flame<br />My beats per minute never been the same<br /><br />'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool<br />It makes me crazy when you act so cruel<br />Come on, baby, let's not fight<br />We'll go dancing, everything will be all right<br /><br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />I don't want to miss it when you hit that high<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo<br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />Take me dancing tonight<br />I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)<br /><br />(Jitterbug)<br />(Jitterbug)<br /><br />Cuddle up, baby, move in tight<br />We'll go dancing tomorrow night<br />It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed<br />They can dance, we'll stay home instead<br /><br />(Jitterbug)<br /><br />Wake me up before you go-go<br />Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yoWake me up before you go-goI don't want to miss it when you hit that highWake me up before you go-go'Cause
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Boom Boom |
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2011-07-16 |
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Her Majesty |
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2012-04-23 |
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uncut dicks uncut diiiiiiicks<br /><3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<br />big lady nipples <3
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54-46 Was My Number |
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2013-04-26 |
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I got over 100 subscribers for posting a video of me filming my TV screen of an Asian lady apologizing for a guy who said "gay fucking shit". <br /><br />But anyway, congrats on managing to grow two pubes. Now get back to the rainbow room and put your helmet on.
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?(nsfw) Photoshop screaming retard! |
ahfuckit |
(2.10) |
3,911 |
2004-07-24 |
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sexy lady, I'd hit it
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?I hate mexicans |
Igotsthepooonme |
(3.00) |
28,066 |
2004-08-02 |
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No, I'm not afraid to record my own voice. It's just a whole hell of a lot funnier when its the AT&T Text to Speech lady saying all this. If it was my own voice it would sound gay. Oh ya, f*ck you spic. =D
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?Obscure game alert |
GagaMan |
(2.27) |
2,326 |
2004-08-16 |
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Two mercenary ladies with a need for destruction. The premise is not of the usual kind of shooter. But the rest is fairly common to all of us: containers with power-ups, flashing shots and a gigantic enemy army.
Graphics 9/10
Vic Tokai's graphics
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?(nsfw) Super Sexy M |
Dr-Baa |
(2.33) |
2,236 |
2004-07-05 |
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Hmm, tree-headed lady. I'd SO hit it! Now post up her sister, W.
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?An Important message from Bugs Bunny |
DafT |
(3.23) |
3,049 |
2004-10-24 |
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This pretty much explains how Bugs Bunny tried to get jiggy with da ladies!
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?3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?! |
DavieD008 |
(4.33) |
585,818 |
2004-11-11 |
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haha don't be so critical about the instructions..americans are idiots, that and they'll so for anything these days. (ie. the lady who sued mcdonalds because she spille docoffee on herself and there was no warning about the contents being hot)
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?3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?! |
DavieD008 |
(4.33) |
585,818 |
2004-11-11 |
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Just so we are clear here, the lady sued McD's because they had a policy of serving coffee way above the temp. of human consupmtion. They were fined many many times, but McD's just didn't care. Coffee shouldn't give you 3rd degree burns.
Americans
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?Nuke Florida |
MrFizzy |
(1.81) |
2,995 |
2004-11-27 |
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Ladies and Gentlement: I do not agree with Maddox on this issue because I live in Florida. Bite me.
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?Batista Gets Down! |
SuckaT |
(3.11) |
35,790 |
2005-04-05 |
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(5.00)
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Batista's ain't the lady to mess with!
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?tippy |
jimether |
(3.50) |
1,308 |
2005-04-06 |
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ladies and gentlemen this is the actual jim ether.
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?Giggity Joe |
Luminar |
(3.54) |
9,743 |
2004-09-30 |
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Ah man...this is high-quality ytmnd ladies and gentlemen. Quagmire + GI Joe fused into one strange ytmnd!
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?It's not a feature, it's nothin'... |
khavo |
(4.01) |
54,156 |
2005-04-08 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is officially the new Picard Song.
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?Where's the beef? |
lina |
(3.26) |
151,862 |
2004-04-26 |
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Go old lady! Go!
5.
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?I CAN ACTUALLY CLAP WITHOUT MY HAND... |
orange |
(3.11) |
1,654 |
2004-07-10 |
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You should see the actual video =P. The fat lady narrates it, let me find it;
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/clap.mpg
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?(nsfw) The return of walmart girl! |
macemaniac |
(3.52) |
57,748 |
2004-05-27 |
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OMG! A hot Wal-Mart girl! BOING indeed! Hey, my girlfriend works at a wal-mart and she's pretty. Most of the people are young. They aren't all old lady f*gs.
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?Nintendo fails at naming the new Zelda |
skid54 |
(1.78) |
7,857 |
2005-05-16 |
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There's actually a story called Twilight Princess. It has a knight that turns into a wolf at night and his lady that becomes a hawk during the day, and from what's been shown of this game that same thing could happen here. Therefore, the name makes se
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?Viscera = Barry White |
SuckaT |
(2.62) |
5,055 |
2005-05-17 |
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GREATEST!!!!! VIS LADYS MAN!
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?Bridget is a Guy |
wildarmsheero |
(3.11) |
2,421 |
2005-05-27 |
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Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" would be far more appropriate.
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?Now hes a man! |
buddha845 |
(3.33) |
5,013 |
2005-06-11 |
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i should remake this site with aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady"
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?(nsfw) Yanni: Hot or Not? |
TheJMaqExperience |
(2.93) |
3,043 |
2005-05-11 |
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VOODOO LADY!
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?Do not view this YTMND. |
rahan |
(3.69) |
4,030 |
2005-06-19 |
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doesn't compare to my naked ladies calendar, but still good
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?Tom Cruise Kills Oprah |
miochza |
(4.32) |
1,711,521 |
2005-06-20 |
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(5.00)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your YTMND Champion. 5/5
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?OH SHI- |
norris |
(2.67) |
1,874 |
2005-06-20 |
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(4.00)
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Poor lady.
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