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It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. (continued)

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best looper ever

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat *ss out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would. You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

a post no one will ever see SDSAFS#WE#E #D SCSD

Most hilarious video ever - You won't believe this - watch it to the end....Keep your mouth shut! www.hedidnotseethatcoming.com

is that activity spread thing ever going to be anything besides an eyesore in the profile?

AHAHAHA, that's the best site edit ever. Maybe there will be less views now that there's a giant black c*ck staring you in the face.

mr goldberg....im in shock, that was the greatest retort email i have ever read in my life. you sir have raped him in sevearl seperate orifices sever times with a set of powerful round house kicks. three cheers for max, the man who isnt afriad of some trash trying to sue him.

That has to be the best comeback ever

1st. ;D also, f*ck Tom Mabe. He posted a sh*tty flash on Newgrounds that was probably one of the worst sh*ts from a butt ever shat.

How is it I only just discovered howtoprankjoncarriemorelikehowtovoat5.ytmnd.com? Just saw it and it's the best thing ever, faved

AOL LOL In all seriousness, thank you for getting rid of the worst YTMND. ever.

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Kung-Pow is the best movie ever.

i rarely read the news here, but that response is the greatest thing ever, i would blow my load if i ever get a chance to write a response letter half as bad *ss as that one. although i hope now the f*cking how to prank a telemarketer site gets pulled, not because of the legal muscle just because im tired of seeing it at the top of the list every f*cking day, WE NEED A RETIRED SECTION.

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One of the best songs ever.

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ahhhh this is the best ever nice arrangement of the units FIVE OUT OF FIVE f*ckER

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Thadark: If you'd ever seen The Critic, you'd appreciate it. 5/5

no one on this site is ever satisfied about anything. who cares who the mods are, just do it, and let the ball roll.

I will never, ever get a comment on one of these things to be a prime number. I'm sure of it.

Great, IE7 has ruined the sync on every single site I've ever made. I'm not resyncing them now, to hell with it.

as ever max thankyou for this site.

Chav-Slayer if you ever call me fat again I swear I will find you and neuter you. Other than that MUCH CLOWN LOVE CHAV-SLAYER!!!

when ever your ready max, we could use these mods anytime.

has anyone ever made a "I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids" classic site?

so.... did anything EVER happen with this?

Dumb -- Sega had every right to make that request -- when the name of the page is "Sonic Gives Advice on Rape"... that's pretty defamatory towards the character. Plus, come on, how can you make fun of Sonic. He's the best video game character ever. I know everyone here is a libby pro-internet freedom peon, and in most cases I agree. But be thankful I wasn't a judge in this case -- I would have ruled in favor of Sega.

All this chaos...being what I believe most people call an '06er, I haven't known YTMND as long as others here. Still, I don't think I've ever seen the site as alt-ridden as it is now. Then again, with the new mod system coming up, I can only hope that this is like an invasion of the Putty Patrol before the Power Rangers step in.

i dont even know if IP banning is possible, if its ever REALLY be done, but GucheHair is clearly deserving. anyone who wants a shot at UAC has to check to see if he's online before posting.

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One of the bestest games ever