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gr33n, I think you spend more time on this website than everyone else, and you know it. Then you claim that others do the same thing and criticize them for it. Why is it not stupid for you to spend so much time on here, messing with people like some douche bag on a playground with no friends? And do you realize that every single bullet point you made was entirely speculation/made up? The only one that rings any truth is the fact that yes, I did attempt to quit this place several times, but the people and their jokes here make me laugh so I always came back. But I don't spend every waking moment here, and I think you know that's true too. Just get over your fantasy already. <br /><br />The things that kept making me come back to YTMND are pretty much gone now and I maybe spend 20 minutes here tops on any given day. Some days I even forget to check YTMND. <br /><br />Just for fun, I want to play this "fact" game too, to see what I can come up with...<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are so obsessed with this site that you made over a dozen (or dozens of) alts to create multiple identities here, troll other people, and cheat the system.<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have wasted more time on here than anyone else, going through every terrible site you could find so you could be the king of the voters (http://ytmnd.com/users/list/votes/made) because you saw me doing the same thing and wanted to beat me. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have no life, because people with lives wouldn't be coming to this website and spending as much time here as you do, doing what you do. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are an idiot, because you claim to hate everything about this site (the users, the content, the moderation), but your constant returning and bickering is easily accessible any time of day (http://ytmnd.com/users/gr33nscr33n/comments).

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well I think you answered my question. and if you think me and a few others 5'ing a few birthday sites every now and then is killing the site, then go ahead and think that. this place became entirely deserted when it was nothing but moon man, party mouse, and pichu crap, with a few of "our" sites thrown in between. as of late, I've only been making 1 or 2 sites per month. compare that to the lizard's daily 9/11 sites and the krab sites posted by lurg and friends. I've even gone weeks without visiting the site in the past year. that's several weeks of up and coming sites that I played no part in vote-wise, whether those sites belonged to zaalnog, famery-gai, primaton, pilleater, whoever. when I do log on, I'm typically looking at the sites on the up and coming. as long as they aren't the "fads" that I mentioned above, they typically get a good rating from me. in fact, here's a screenshot of my current votes on up and coming sites: http://i.imgur.com/EqY97pb.png<br /><br />If I like the site, I 5'd it. if I don't care for it, but can tell that it's good, I let others vote on it. I was going to 1 that CrimeWave site because I didn't like it, but I left it alone. I don't know who CrimeWave is...he's definitely not part of the "jerky crew" as you called it, yet he currently has the best site of the week. I'm not planning on trying to change that. I'm not 100% sure who GIFDawkins is, yet I've 5'd a few of his sites because they've been good/funny (heck, there's a good chance I may be talking to him right now). You don't see 5's on those two Kacen sites or that lax site, yet they've got green "friend" names. I viewed them, but they didn't get a vote from me. I'm not a pilleater or woman fan, yet you don't see a 1 on their sites. I always enjoy the birthday sites so yeah, I 5'd them. I like fourest's and Famery-Gai's sites most of the time and these happened to be ones that I liked.

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I remember this from the muppets movie. They were playing "You got a fist in me" in between clips from toy story 3. Jimmy Stewart would say "I don't wanna get married to anybody you understand! I just want to put my fist in side you and jiggle it around! It was ground breaking for its time because it was the first muppets/fisting/crime drama to be shot in colour. Oh yeah Fozzie Bear mauled some kid in a grocery store while flying on angel dust and 500 eye witnesses saw him pour apple-cranberry juice into the victims eyes and open wounds. Kermit supported his alibi that the kid was in fact a russian spy, but mid-trial, Hans Christian ANDerson burst in and yelled "Soilent Green is PEOPLE" and everybody started losing their lunch all over the place. Then, that green guy with the gold tooth, disguised as a janitor, poured what looked like cat litter all over the place, but it was really [i]gun[/i] powder. Mrs. Piggy lit a fart and the whole place burned alive. I think the muppets got away because after the place had burned for a while it showed all the dead people and the wreckage and stuff, and the camera panned over to the defendant table and just showed like dust, like in the shape of the muppets, like they were there, dust formed around them and now they're gone, leaving just the dust. It was just like [i]pointing[/i] to the notion that they escaped but it didn't say for sure. I think they did that so they can kill them off if they don't get picked up for another movie. I shoulda taped it.

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You're doing a bang up job of proving to me and everyone else that you're not actually a total fucking attention seeking loser who uses ytmnd the same way fat-assed, ugly, fedora wearing nerdtards use OkCupid. <br /> <br />Why don't you plead with ol' Citrus-y here for another date tomorrow night, now that even mDS is mad at you about the whole Catholic zealot thing and DarthWang has cut you off from playing ass chess with him all weekend?!

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I like the part where you attempt to shame me back, rather than accept that it's totally fucking pathetic that a self-proclaimed middle-aged man who [b]KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY, DAMNITALL!!![/b] sits around all day on some website or another keeping "score" of views, likes, or whatever the fuck it is you've got scribbled down on those piles of notebooks from watching spy for nights on end. <br /><br />I also like the part where you think that retarded .GIF humor is some fucking contribution to the annals of Western Civilization. You think everyone should give the same amount of fucks that you give about some half-assed headpaste animation, like it's tantamount to "doing something with your life."<br /> <br />Take all the shots you want at directory's account, you cranky old fart. That guy don't give a shit because, after a year or so of making some of the most consistently well liked sites, at the peak of the ytmnd's popularity--and without resorting to "man gets hit w football" meets "pop culture joke inserted into internet meme inserted into pop culture joke somehow involving a fart, boobs, gay sex innuendo, or pedophilia" bullshit--he quit. Because this is all that fucking easy. And because it's funnier to play sociology games with you tards instead, to run five or six accounts, where people hate the guts out of one while worshiping another. To this day, you've got fives on sites of his that you still don't know were his.

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I find it so sad that lots of users on YTMND who wish for good users to be banned (or have accounts deleted) don't even have much respect for the KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology.<br /><br />here's a list of KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology:<br /><br />Ray Dolby<br /><br />Tom Dolby , Ray's son<br /><br />Thomas Dolby, not the same as Ray's son, but he blinded us with science<br /><br />Suzanne Vega, singer/songwriter, mother of the MP3<br /><br />Karlheinz Branderburg, developed the MP3 file format using the sample of Vega's song Tom's Diner<br /><br />Steve Wozniak, founder of Apple<br /><br />George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm, and partially responsible for developing THX<br /><br />Amar Bose (founder of Bose)....<br /><br />and what do ya know, I read this Wikipedia article...<br /><br />https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bose<br /><br />and I see that Bose's founder Amar Bose died one day after Suzanne Vega's 54th birthday! who knew so many coincidences would occur, 1977 was not only the year that Three's Company debuted on TV, but the same year that Saturday Night Fever was first shown in Theaters. And Studio 54 was the famous club that Disco music was known to be played in during the 1970s. July 11th was Vega's birthday, and 7 x 11 = 77, 1977, the year I'm talking about. And well, if Amar Bose were to live longer in 2013, he would have been 84 years old that year, and 1984 was a big year for events too, the Macintosh, Three's Company ends it's run, Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, Prince's Purple Rain.<br /><br />Another interesting thing about 1977, the year that the first Star Wars movie got released, produced by George Lucas, the founder of THX,<br /><br />his name is George Luka, he lives on the second floor!

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i always got along with gr33ny, he usually seemed to like even my less popular sites.i remember i made a really offensive anti-religious site that almost nobody liked, but gr33nscr33n seemed to get it. but with umfuld, i was never sure what his point was, if he thought by cheating with alts he could force his vision of ytmnd on the rest of us and "save" it, or if his obnoxiousness was more of a character he was playing as some kind of trolling. umfuld seemed to like tim and eric and i think mr. show, and i do too, so i would think we would have had some common ground, but he was always a reliable downvote for my sites. i think he was punishing me for fiving users he didn't like. i don't know. maybe he just really didn't like my style of humor. maybe i've been wrong about ytmnd this whole time...maybe i am the pokemon cancer. but i remember, like years after i deleted my account the first time, billyzane uploaded my old "how i know if im on internet" site, and eventually i came back to ytmnd, and when i looked at the comments of that site i saw that umfuld had 5'd it, i guess because he didn't know i made it. so i think he would have liked my sites if he had been less of dork and given them a chance

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Okay, listen. Like BootyEater420 said, flaming and shit is the status quo here. Unlike practically every other site on the internet, there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever when it comes to comments. You can say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it. And guess what? I didn't flame you just because you like the show, I flamed you because YOU FLAMED ME! Hell, you're still flaming me in the description of this very site. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.<br /><br />And speaking of no moderation, that also means you can make any sites you want. But it doesn't make them immune from criticism. No one is stopping you from making Pedotown sites, but no one is stopping me and others from downvoting and insulting them, and making anti-Pedotown sites. In fact, this entire conflict between us started when you showed up to downvote and comment on my site, which I made as a response to another user's Pedotown site. You're framing it like you were completely innocent and I just went out of my way to flame you for the subject material of your sites, which isn't the case at all.<br /><br />So get over yourself and stop trying to play the victim.

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