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i'm not hiring you, i just have to interview a certain number of minorities

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they hire those models for a reason, no?

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Game 2 case 4: Matt Engarde is really guilty and hired the assassian to kidnap Maya so you would prove him innocent.

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Unless the Rubinoos hired the SHOCKING LAWYER, I doubt they have enough legal muscle to stand up to Lavigne's Justice League of super-attorneys.

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Thanks bra. Remind me to fire you when I get hired as the manager. Also: If, when I get there, your sister's still turnin' tricks in the winnebago for quarters, Imma hit that sh*t up. "'slike an arcade, but with syphilis!"

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Haha, me too. They need to hire some new sound guys, or some new editors....or just a goddamn decent director.

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Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground You end up like a dog that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life just covering up Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Sent me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. Come back home to the refinery Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me" Went down to see my V.A. man He said "Son, don't you understand" I had a brother at Khe Sahn fighting off the Viet Cong They're still there, he's all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms now Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I'm ten years burning down the road Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go Born in the U

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Hiring spammers to post link to Sony website on comments box of recently created ytmnds. Will pay 5 cents per post.

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I find your nitpicking to be quite humorous. When I am in charge at Westwood College, I will hire you as a fully tenured professor.

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Whoever took the picture had the same understanding of this event as the person that hired the stripper, which is that it will be funny to get these tards a stripper, which indeed it is. The site description is, for me, a response to that intention, and the edits in the graphics don't obviously follow the same interpretive line of reasoning as the photographer's, however good their original intentions were. The music is especially misleading---it may be techno but it's too mellow and serious to match.

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I just got hired at JC Penney because a bunch of people got fired

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I JUST GOT HIRED AT TOYS 'R' US FOR THIS!

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The Chiquita Company should totally hire you.

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MY BOSS JUST HIRED ME TO FIRE ME AGAIN FOR THIS

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I GOT RE-HIRED FOR THIS...Thank you kindly.

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i'd hire her

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Yeah that happened the last time I hired a black kid to babysit.

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That monkey is better than most babysitters. He's hired.

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I want to hire him. What are his rates? Also, he's only allowed two Popsicles from the fridge.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a commentator. I grew up sheltered, catholic, and later got hired by some of your news media. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

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On the contrary. Drunken debauchery is core to the Maxim ethos. You'll be hired as their new chief of viral advertising. (AwesomeBob was just let go, they felt his work was too high-brow and restrained.)

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Maybe we should hire Dick Chaney?

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gosu doesnt mean the immigrants will be a ceo of anything.their just saying for the factories, they boss figures out that the americans cost too much money to keep hired so they hire mexicans for minimum wage unlike the 18 dollars an hour. but if the mexicans tried, after the years of becoming a citizen, their children will grow up around an environment full of opportunity, and if they work hard, they could become a ceo of a forbes 500 company. oh, and your argument is retarded.

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World of Warcraft 4 in two years? Have somebody join your army and they cast a pants crapping spell? You think Blizz would hire a comedian that knows at least one thing about their games. Or at least a funny one.

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I wonder if someone is going to hire people to kill him after that

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and for those who don't know, the "dagger scene" is from Macbeth. SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW: Macbeth kills Duncan, Macbeth hires murderers to kill Banquo, Banquo's son Fleance, and Lady Macduff and her son. Fleance escapes from the murderers. Lady Macbeth dies from stress and sh*t. Someone else's son dies in battle. Macduff kills Macbeth. Malcolm becomes king in the end.

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For hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped Look at that low playing! Fine, then.

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I hired a few hamsters to provide more power for the full 5. You are constantly improving your site, making it greater and greater. +1 for giving a sh*t about achieving full potential for this site, unlike many others.

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Hire him and then hire this guy for the movie: http://breentwins.ytmnd.com/

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i think they would have gotten a better 'puppet dancer' if they just hired Carson Daily....but his strings are to hard to hide