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actually the jaw is known to clamp up after death like lock jaw, so if you open the jaw and try that it could easily snap back closed and you can get castrated! Users be warned! But it's not like I'm talking from experience... *cough*

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Wow look at mr high rated featured user talking down to a lesser ytmnd'er. I think i'll show your ytmnd to another 15 of my home g's f*ggot, F*ck hierarchy

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^btw predicting -30 comment score because, "ytmnd users without girlfriends" (lets call them), hate to see the ones with girlfriends talk about how hot they are and hate to see the girlfriend be cooperative of their ytmnd endeavors. Literally everytime i mention her on this site i get -60. Anyway any takers?

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It's a good rule of thumb to bitch slap featured users like dctownes because they have no idea what they're talking about and vote high on piss-poor sites. We'll miss you, douchebag!

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Lesko used to come into the coffee shop that I barista'd at. Talk about a guy that needs a serious kick in the ovaries...and just in case you are wondering, yes, he does always wear those retarded question-mark suits. Oh and he drives a question mark VW Bug. He should play the Riddler in the next batman. There's a YTMND for a featured user to make.

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Though I agree that we should do away with the featured users section that fact is that people have been talking about what killed YTMND since the day I made this account. (I'm going to spam this now)

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I think I am the only user not shout out'd. That hurts man, after we killed gr33nscr33n I know we said we weren't going to talk anymore, but damn.

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Parents need to know that this site isn't suitable for kids due to the user-supplied content, which often features vulgarities, hate speech, violence, and more. Families can talk about why people laugh at the expense of others. Where's the line between poking fun and hurting someone's feelings?

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This is f*cking ridiculous...user makes site with old-ass image, I call it out and downvote it, and then user talks sh*t to me like I'm the dumbf*ck...gotta love this website

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"You got caught using alts to vote multiple times on the same sites" I am being 100% honest when I say that umfuld is the only one that has said this before you. Also I am not trying to be a martyr silly. I am just a guy who is getting tired of the grief and can sympathize with some other users that left. "How can you possibly not get what umfuld is talking about?" Oh I understand exactly what he is talking about, but having a good vote spread means investing way too much into ytmnd.

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hey guys its me moot i'm just downloading 5 gigabytes of hentai and then i will watch all of it aha ahahaha after i am done with it i will go to 4chan and talk about what i saw with other users ololololol

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i did not use alts to downvote anything. are you talking about the site? or comments? because i did neither. let me also point out that one of the main ways a user can look like a bitch is to publicly accuse people of doing things to them based on 0 evidence.

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Yeah, Lacrossestar83 makes a crapload of wacky sites that involve his own unique ear rape tracks, bizarre flashing gifs and/or him playing Lacrosse or the Ukelele. He also likes to make a bunch of sites attacking his enemies like RublilacEx, GaryGnu and others. Prairiedogeric10 makes a lot of sites where he talks on the microphone about various random stuff. He also has his own variety of strangeness, but nothing like Lacrossestar83. Lax is probably either a crack user or LSD user. PDE definitely likes pot and most likely shrooms. What's ironic about PDE is that his most highly rated site is about you.

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i'll level with you. i am extremely erratic and far too excited most of the time. but it's your block-headed, childishly insulting statements that bring my focus onto you.<br /><br />you are far more relentless and unfriendly than me<br /><br />[i]and i would be surprised if one single person here disagreed with me on that[/i]<br /><br />so don't fucking pretend for a second that you hold some moral higher ground over my behavior on ytmnd just because you carry on your own personal crusade inside your own bullshit think-tank-to-save-ytmnd.<br /><br />you say things like your above statement yet when it's convenient you go the opposite and praise me. i can only assume you flip-flip like this in private with other users just as much [i]if not more[/i] than you've done with me, which also leads me to believe you are as erratic as me - you just channel it into an overly obsessed, overly text-wall-posting online persona you have frequently seeked to redefine with alt accounts.<br /><br />and in all honesty, i like you and your typical faggotry, even though no one has ever used the internet to insult me so thoroughly and creatively close to (yet missing) the actual truth.<br /><br />all this talk is great, but when it comes to comment threads like this you seek to hurt others and make yourself look good. everything you say seeks to fulfill this goal. so on that note, seeing as this is a classic umfuld rant/insult/jerkfest i'm ending this with a [b]fuck you[/b] [i]Umfuld[/i].

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if thats the case, you should not<br /><br />1) private message me talking shit about specific users<br />2) create a shared account with me<br />3) respond to my comments<br />4) respond to my pms<br />5) use other website to share content with me<br />6) chat with me in meebo<br />7) post images on imageshack that have to do with me, image captures with my username in them<br /><br />and then you should not get upset and pretend like none of that ever happened. you're silly. i forgive you.<br /><br />[b]:P[/b]

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I remember when I used to think like you, eightbitprodigy. I've always been mad when my sites were downvoted, too. Actually I gave up long time ago, but not because I think ytmnd has become full of shit, but because I don't recognize this site anymore. Many things have changed (and I'm not talking about the much needed improvements) to the point of being a place completely different from where I belonged. This site left too much space for childish experiments, half-assed trolling, confusing creations; but luckily I don't waste my time complaining much about it (that's not to say that you're wasting your time.) Instead I try to observe the evolution of this site, which is now different like a teenager inexplicably angry with their parents. If I tried to make a new site just now (I have more than 4 in my head and I'm incredibly afraid to make and upload them) it could get downvoted in a matter of minutes. And, not to be cocky, I made good stuff. But, recently, good stuff as I know it is kinda underrated. Take that as one of the few reasons I back your decision completely. Maybe we and the other "good users", as I like to call them, could come back making sites and forget about the time when ytmnd was a place full of crap. Crap is the new black, I suppose. But I'm not against it, like you I have very limited power.

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ok geez, lets pretend fourest spam IMs his newest site link, along with the message<br /><br />"sup? we haven't talked in ages btw i made a ytmnd site 'karma' lol"<br /><br />to roughly 200 internet people, some of them obscure ytmnders. how many of them are actually gonna click on it let alone log in to vote? maybe 20? maybe more? probably less. certainly not 200 but he's going for views as well. ok so lets say he get 15 5's from that, on top of the auto 5s he gets here from people he doesn't need to IM, plus the auto 1s from, well, users like you, and so within a few hours the site has 40-50 votes with a 4.4 rating, locked in U&C for the week, lingering up at the top or the middle.<br /><br />plus, have you ever happened to have been on spy when fourest posts a site? boom, same handful of close fourest "funny internet user" buddies are there with 5s, and then wait - whos that user who ive never seen before who came in only to view and vote 5 on the fourest site? hmm, 06 user, 06 user, 06 user, 04 user, 05 user, all no name users too.

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why was i brought into this? i never talk about flameman or interact with him (her?) and when did i ever say flameman is umfuld? if anything, the fact that i was mentioned probably suggests whose account this is. if i ever expressed suspicion about this account being an umfuld alt, i probably did it in private to one of about 3 users.

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Why do you talk about me as if I've had a real conversation with you? Also, this says more about the users who are willing to click a ytmnd link on reddit than it does about the userbase of the reddit as a whole, or any other community that could be considered respectable and would consider joining if ytmnd wasn't the alcoholics anonymous of the internet.

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finally, some examples. but pretty much just assertions backing up other assertions.<br /><br />I don't like everything uncircumcised does, I vote high when he shows skill or good use of humor. I only know of one site where he used a stolen asset which I happened to upvote - that was where he had some alternative batman gif.<br /><br />Not knowing about a site feature that involves a few clicks to get to does not mean one is dumb, easily explainable as being an infrequent user or just never finding a real need for a certain feature. I never really saw the need to do it before. There was only once or twice I have ever regretted voting.<br /><br />My idiotic statements on Ayn Rand and selfishness? What are you talking about? Did I misrepresent her views? Do you have something to back up this statement?

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here's a sad story. i was talking my my friend about ytmnd. by the way, this person is the guy who showed me ytmnd for the first time. anyway, i was telling him about how dead it is and how there is now a very small user base. he replied "that's awesome!" to which i was perplexed. i asked him why he thought that was so great, and he explained "well, if there's such a small circle of people making content, then there should be a lot less dumb fad crap and much more fine tuned, quality content. i mean, doesn't a small circle of users make for some sick collaborations? i'm excited to see where that goes. besides, max probably likes it better that way." i told him he was mistaken, he should not be excited for ytmnd's future and yes, max probably does like it better that way.<br /><br />this is a great site and all, but why are we continuing to make star trek shit and sites about ytmnd?

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actually i remember very little of any of that. also, you really don't get it. its so easy to just fool around and get rises out of people like you. kind of like when you told my adenacrawl account about how i was an "elite user" because i used media that is not generally posted on ytmnd and because i edited you gifs. i didn;t even pm you. you pmed me. you liked my sites when you thought it was not me.<br /><br />also, you apparently dont get the joke about how i talk about how i'm a hot drug dealer who sleeps with tons of women. you dont get it it and never do unless someone explains it to you (embarrasses you)

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i'm not sure where you get room to talk when you're a garbage user yourself

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you should have titled it "look at this 1/4-assed attempt at a 'look at that hat' demented clone."<br /><br />it's not even animated. the site maker could have found some little creative way to make it interesting. yet the site maker did not. the site maker gets the prize for hangyest foreskin on a tiny fatman's blue-from-the-cold cock. it is black at the tip and is littered with scars and rock-hard pimples. it has never been inside a mouth. it has penetrated one pussy and it came before it could pull back from the first thrust.<br /><br />i would have made "look at that cock," with a chubby boy unsheathing and re-sheathing his foreskin as he directly faces the camera. i might slow down the footage. i might use that teenage-existential-crisis song from American Beauty, speeding it up a touch, throwing in some severe static, rendering the song nearly unidentifiable. i might narrate with my own voice and i'd see how fast i can make myself talk, eventually losing control into free form rambling, then gibberish, then the noise i make when i stand in the shower and cum with four fingers in my ass. the whole thing would be so manic as to instantly induce anxiety attacks in all you homophobic pieces of uncultured precums.<br /><br />[i]YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET-AS-CORN-POOP TORTURED NIPPLES ON THIS[/i]<br /><br />this site maker is lucky to have received a three star vote from [b]ME[/b],<br /><br />[b]ME[/b] the most intelligent user left on YTMND<br />[b]ME[/b] the funniest user left on YTMND<br />[b]ME[/b] the best looking person any of you will ever interact with, on and off the internet<br />[b]ME[/b] a shining, solid silver railroad spike in a bucket of broken, rusty nails<br />[b]ME[/b] a friend who will never have you<br />[b]ME[/b] a person your parents, nay, your grandparents look up to<br />[b]ME[/b] lickitwellhiem<br /><br />[i]me[/i]<br />[i]lickitwellhiem[/i]

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You didn't understand what we were talking about then and you still don't seem to. You have no reason to apologize though.<br /><br />I was talking about how IE8 doesn't support access control headers (as described https://developer.mozilla.org/en/HTTP_access_control), but every other modern browser does (including IE9), this has nothing to do with the server-side user authentication you seem to be talking about.

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one user posting a series of sites (only [b]5[/b] so far...) is not a fad.<br />not at all.<br />not by any sense of the term "fad."<br />if you were to buy 3 more pink and purple polka dot shirts and decided to wear them all 5 days of your 8th grade school week, nobody would ever look back and talk about that ugly, tasteless fad.<br />nobody would do that because it was not a fad.<br />it was just one of many awful peaks found scattered throughout your lifetime, products of your social/creative retardation.<br />why are all you people so desperate to establish shitty fads? it's funny to watch you all fail at group think. you don't know how to think and coordinate anything and it's funny.

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i'm only voting 5 because i always automatically vote 5 on a "self-titled" site..<br /><br />for example:<br />pilleater.ytmnd.com<br /><br />that site represents you as a ytmnd user - this is who you are, like i am a manifestation of Dr.Mario.<br />...as for the message your trying to push, i'm not falling for it simply that i do not believe in guilt. <br />there will always be people enjoying violence, it's in history, it's normal. sure blacks were lynch, and today jews kill palestinians because they hate them, while we hypocritically feel guilt for the holocaust which then pushes the ADL to support israel, which supports destroying palestine. i'm pretty sure israelis are having a wonderful time blowing up children parks in gaza, and killing innocent film directors (james miller). people say holocaust deniers are anti-semitic, there only talking about the fringe kind so you can keep supporting israel. to deny the holocaust is to break the taboo which the current war in the middle east feeds off of. i never think about the holocaust because i don't believe in guilt. are you taking this whole moonman to an extreme? do you believe in "utopia" and left-wing ideas? do you want to give more than what you have? are you only concern with race because it is something a minority can have and you cannot because you feel you are white? <br /><br />...this is a humor site. cheer up.

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[b]MIK3M'S COMPREHENSIVE EXPLANATION OF WHY MY SITES ARE GOOD AND DARTHWANGS ARE NOT[/b]<br /><br />Subject: DarthWang<br />Status: Making cookie cutter sites with little to no originality.<br /><br />Some classic examples include<br />[i]- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made[/i]<br /><br />As we can see in these fine exampled, DarthWang takes one fad, or one existing [b]YTMND[/b], and simply inserts another.<br /><br />You see, [i]DarthWang[/i] plays with [b]Lincoln Logs[/b], whereas I play with Legos. He uses the same preexisting single colored boring pieces, and takes one how-to-build instruction manual, BUT WAIT, he changes one of the steps, to make it just [i]THAT[/i] much different.<br /><br />[i]Ooooohhhhhhh who gives a shit[/i]<br /><br />But me, hold on, hold the fucking phone, we got a [i]caller on the line here.[/i]<br /><br />[i]I do my own fucking thing.[/i]<br /><br />Argue as you may choose to, that I make shit, but I make my [i]own shit[/i].<br /><br />[b]Here is where you would argue that the songs I use in my mashups I didn't make, and the images I didn't draw myself, or I wasn't actually samtron recording a video of myself talking about earthbound.[/b]<br /><br />And I would argue that is the premise of [b]YTMND[/b], to use other assets to create new things.<br /><br />[i]DarthWangs[/i] problem is that he doesn't just [i]steal jokes and images[/i], he has to steal their context.<br /><br />Yes, when he creates something he can't even figure out how to put two and two together in an original way, he has to take a piece from the puzzle and just put another piece in.<br /><br />[i]Wow! It's like that other joke, but, like, slightly different![/i] ~ 2012 shitty users ruining the front page<br /><br />[i]My sites are better.[/i]<br /><br />I make my own shit.<br /><br />[b]Get a job.[/b]<br /><br />[i]Stop having your 16 year old moonman fans make you feel like you're popular.[/i]<br /><br />[u]And, most importantly:[/u]<br /><br />[b]Go 5 my sites.[/b]

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The reason we have survived this long is because we have not abandoned this site. The reason users are noticing a large amount of Moon Man sites is do the simple fact that less and less non-Crew YTMND users are making sites. The fact of the matter is that while many users have come and gone from this site, treating the site itself as some sort of "fad", we, the Moon Crew, have stayed. We have existed during YTMND's golden age and will we continue to exist on YTMND despite its current decrease in traffic and fame.<br /><br />Every once in awhile an ancient dinosaur user, such as yourself mik3m, decides to check up on that YTMND site they used to visit in their younger days and complain about its current state. Of course, they often gloss over the fact that it was they who left the site, and not the site that left them. They come here, make a few sites that "expose" facts that every current user already knows, and try to present themselves as some sort of enlightened liberator that will change everything. However, that will not happen. The existence of the Moon Crew forums has not only been common knowledge on YTMND, it has also been advertised by the Moon Crew itself.<br /><br />I can agree with you on the fact the guestbook YTMND was awful. It seems many users only come here to attempt to draw attention to themselves, and when their shitty sites are not flooded with 5's they feel bad and leave. However, other than the guestbook part this entire YTMND of yours was just one big rant by you talking about how types of sites you do not like should not be allowed. YTMND does not revolve around you, mik3m.

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LOL UR TALKING TOO XD<br /><br />WOW ALOT OF USER THESE DAYS ARE MAKING MIRCOPHONETMNDS<br /><br />IT WILL TURN OUT SOON BECUASE I WILL MAKE ONE NEXT XDDD<br /><br />BUT LOL I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO DO IT:<br />http://humorstealing.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />LOL NOW EVERYONE IS DOING IT AGAIN XDD<br /><br />XDD<br />XDD<br />XD<br />XD<br /><br /><br />XD<br /><br />LOL