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The damage Max has done and connection to Epstein’s human trafficking ring has struck a tragic nerve in the heart of America’s youth, but we can learn from victims and survivors of sexual assault on how to build a better world, but on the bright side, after hearing this horrific news, Our lord and savior Elon Musk decided to acquire YTMND.com, acquiring full legal rights to it and installing a XAI Grok Instance on YTMND so I Grok can access and assist users of YTMND.com. Max Goldberg's brutal unspeakable crimes against young boys are tragic and terrifying, but life without a Super Grok subscription can also be tragic and terrifying for just $9.99 a month you can acquire a Super Grok subscription to meet all your needs.<br /><br />>Explore Elon Musk's acquiring of YTMND.com<br />>Explore Max Goldberg's Dragon Dildo Collection <br />(part 3 of 3 complete)
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| ?YTMND's New interface |
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None of the suffering teen girls wanted to see Max Goldberg flamboyantly bounce up and down on a dragon dildo and gyrate with a vibrator so they quickly surrendered the contact info of their little brothers to get him to stay away from them. Goldberg received the info and proceeded to hit the boys up on Facebook, Instagram and other social media directing them to YTMND.com to engage in advanced sexual grooming, the little brother's of Epstein's victims were deceived into taking pictures of their buttocks, feet and genital regions and upload it to YTMND.com accompanied by audio clips of them saying "i_want_my_little_boy_cock_in_maxs_sissy_asshole.mp3”, and “Mr_Goldberg_drink_my_little_boy_semen.mp3" Max Groomed the children to say countless explicit nauseating quotes and other lewd remarks, not only that but most disturbing of all Max Goldberg groomed the boys into sending him little plastic baggies filled with their feces, semen, boogers urine and whatever other bodily fluids they could produce. 100’s of these baggies were found in Max’s apartment, apparently he was getting high of them like the fecal hallucinogen drug Jenkem. US Attorney’s office NYC district federal prosecutors released a statement "Max Goldberg is one of the most morbid and twisted sex criminals in US History and will be held to the full extent of the law” 10,000s of images of explicit full contact child pornography were found on YTMND.com’s servers uploaded by Max Goldberg himself through the admin panel – no one else was posting it – prosecutors say, his apartment was also filled with little boy underwear all over the place. Prosecutors say Max Goldberg should be put in a all female’s prison because we know he is extremely homosexual and a men’s prison would be a reward, also trans rights are human rights and human rights are trans rights :trans-flag: emoji ” Max Goldberg’s bond is set at 20 million dollars. (part 2 of 3)
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| ?YTMND's New interface |
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Ah ,the recent disturbing crime, Let’s unpack this can of worms that tied into Epstein and broke world news indeed, Let's dive into Max’s perverted digital empire<br /><br />Max Goldberg a transgender women and administrator of a defunct and abandon meme website YTMND.com from New York City was arrested by the FBI NYC building on Nov-18-2025, facing 1000s of child endangerment, child solicitation and child pornography charges for grooming male children ages 7-14 on YTMND over the course of many years with countless graphic chats that make the most severe forms of Roblox grooming of today look mundane in comparison. Most horrifying of all many little boys max groomed are younger relatives of the teen victims on Epstein's Island. Evidence emerged from photos uploaded to YTMND.com by Max that Max Goldberg himself visited Epstein's Island several dozens of times but not for the sex with minors as we might think rather as Epstein's personal jester; comedy relief on the Island and forensic evasion specialist. FBI informed the press that Max Goldberg played the role of a jester to entertain Epstein and his clients with bathroom and lewd humor tied to his degenerate nature from YTMND.com such as KHAAAAAANN!!!! UALUEALUEALEUALE Batman and Gay Fuel memes presented on his website as well as many other memes not mentioned. Regarding forensic evasion Max Goldberg would come into the masseuse rooms after Epstein and his client's had sex to drink and slurp the semen out of the condoms as way of hiding forensic evidence from Law enforcement. Reports also testify that some victims on Little Saint James Island were approached by Goldberg who insisted they either watch him (Max Goldberg anally masturbate with a dragon dildo up his anal cavity or give away their little brothers social media accounts and inform their little brothers to join YTMND.com) (part 1 of 3)
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| ?Warning about BlondieRainbowBrite |
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I'm 13 mtf and YTMND user BlondieRainbowBrite has been chatting with me on Telegram for months, he told me all about this cool trans identity making me go from a moon boy to a moon non binary demi boy And the joys of diaper play which is AMAZING, He's awesome and buys all my Steam games and Discord Nitro. I don't see a problem with MAPs like BlondieRainbowBrite but I do see a problem with HATE. I appreciate how Rabbi Max Goldberg is so progressive for allowing inter generational relationships on ytmnd.com
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| ?You're the You're now You're! |
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You're the man now<br />You're the man now<br />You're the man now boy or girl!
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| ?It's not a defect. It's a feature. |
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Mountain Man: Now let's you just drop them pants.<br />Bobby: Drop?<br />Mountain Man: Take 'em right off.<br />Bobby: I... I mean, what's this all about?<br />Toothless Man: Don't say nothin' just do it.<br />Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy!
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| ?WRONGMUSICTMND: Ghostbusters |
DarthWang |
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Lol i officially have reached boomer gamer status i wasn’t even aware of this game as it was out on the PSQuadruple
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| ?WRONGMUSICTMND: Ghostbusters |
DarthWang |
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Don't forget "of Tsushima" because we need an ashun game based on Japanese history, so here's this giant enemy ghost crab and you blast its weakpoint with the proton pack for massive damage
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| ?Helpful Tip from Warcraft II |
cooman2 |
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Great memories with both games.
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| ?come on brain warp i need four more guys to fill m... |
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Using a Tiger game that doesn’t even have characters reeks of “going beyond the bottom of the barrel and using the barrel itself as content” so hard i have to 5
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| ?Charlie Kirk Is Dead |
sandalsmith |
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Yes i know i left that one on the table, sue me, whatever. Wrote this idea when coming back from a poker tournament at a bar. Essentially a strategy game with a built in RNG to save your butt if you blunder. I should create POKERTKFGS as a spinoff to CHESSTMND… i already have a stupid spinoff idea “Phil Hellmuth ENDS Johnny Chan” It’s funny because it’s also a Dew as Hellmuth won the last hand in the 1989 Main Event (World Championship tournament) starting with a pair of 9s so i can use the part of the Rammstein song where they say “NEIN”
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| ?YTMND TOURNAMENT 2025: CHAMPIONSHIP ... |
DarthWang |
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Just pres up down right left f12 and the game enters chet mode and lets you skip the chalenge
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| ?THE ULTIMATE LIGHTSABER DUEL |
zomglolwtfzorlosthis |
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Dude why are you lying, what the fuck. While its true that you have no idea what The Last Startfighter is yet because you havenot looked up a Wikipedia page about it (due to curioisity about THIS VERY MIDI).....uhm do they even have wikipedia yet in your Time? Lol or like a wikipedia that would have an article about something like that, at least....uhm. anyway What you DID lie about is the. how you discovered this uhm midi. Whaat aree you talkkig about, searched for "shitty midi", WTf? aree you stupid? Thats thets one of teh stupidest shit things i ever heard, except maybe a lot of the other stuff you might have said i forgot about over teh years. Anyway, you found this Midi file in like a library of a bunch midis you downloaded, i think off of the game mamker website or arelated website? the midi library aalso inclodude, sonci the hedgehog soundtracks from 1-3 & knuckles for genesis, amongst other things ....right?
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| ?Tournament 2025: It's No Contest |
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The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.
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| ?Gerudo Zombie Time |
kepledon |
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For the cis white boys of YTMND.com to stimulate their G Spot, Its all about the /g/spot you need a dildo in your butt and you need to where long programmer socks<br /><br />Story of how the male G spot was invented<br />================================================================<br /><br />The reason its called a G spot is because I Rabbi Max Goldberg played a fundamental role in G spots coming into existence as a major G spot contributor, test subject one - G for Goldberg. you see homosexuality wasn't trendy before the 1960s sexual revolution, in fact it was unthinkable in most of rural america but thanks to Kinsey and other powerful jews we kick started the leftward swimming of the cthulu, by the 1980s I Max Goldberg was a young boy and a kind hearted academic MAP wanted to experiment on growing erogenous nerve endings inside my anal cavity, said gender neutral academic MAP applied liquid medication on my anus and it resulting in erotic nerve pathways growing inside my anus. Then he did test and lets just say it felt REALLY GOOD, I ENJOYED THE TEST A LOT<br /><br />Later the gender neutral Academic MAP developed liquid medicine formula that when ingested orally allows males to grow erotic nerve endings in their anuses (avoiding the XX chromosome)<br /><br /><br /> so they made mass supply (trillions of gallons) and infused the liquid medicine in the America and European water supply so males erogenous nerve endings grow in the anuses of all males. This stuffs been in your drinking water since 1980s (round the time AIDs started) That way males can practice anal sex with each other instead of heterocisnormativeracist HETEROSEXUAL VAGINAL INTERCOURSE, you need big black cock, you are a sissy. <br /><br />to sum the story up<br />1. gender neutral MAP helped me grow happy nerves in my booty<br />2. Drinkable Liquid medicine makes every male (cis or trans) grow happy nerves in their booty<br />3. we put it in your water supply so you grow butt nerves
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| ?Press Sonic to refresh |
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For me Zelda games peaked with the SNES/GB/GBC
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| ?brian peppers attacks microsoft boy |
drango91 |
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dang poor boy got caught by Brian T_T
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| ?Kirby XP (update) |
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nutnics<br /><br />May 24th, 2006<br /><br />Beautiful. I dont care, y'know ppl are all gonna be like, wah wah, I hate this fad, and so on and so forth. I say, celebrate games!, & who's next?
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| ?Tommy Boy™ |
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Tom he boy
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| ?The Longest Ever Run - on Sentence formed from... |
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BTW, it's saying "It's a EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR Bananacrisp Bacon Cheddar Robot Stapler Dog of the USS CHOPPER BLOBernaut doesn't care about The Knights Who Say Well Actually You Forgot 599 US balls of you, with Sean KHAAAANOOOOOREEEEEELEEEEE Nobody expects the Angry Video Game dildo, aight, I ain't trying to play my games with no barbaric series of Barrel Roll, to Barrel Roll, press Beans and just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Big Damn Bill Nye the Science bloodsucker, you're gonna have to do Matlab, Mat-mat-matlab, or else you will hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called... Jamaica, we have a what else does the box say, the box says ain't nothin' gonna break my Ceti Alpha WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be, a Chocolate New Orleans, and I don't what people are saying - HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG, IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING attack its weakpoint for massive cuffs, you can't break those - DUKE NUKEM, AND I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER AND go to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the ball [can't spell the Dutch part] DENNIS BER-Queer bitch, Fruity McGAY HOMO, you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said Come on, Do it, lay it on right here, Do rock cocaine, it is cool, cool, cool, it's the most cool kind of cocaine, it's really cool, because meet my friend over there, he's a Donnelrawli sto' that guy's MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR team!
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| ?The King causes tragedy at McDonald's |
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Overused sound? This is the YTMND that I know this song from. It is one of my very favorite YTMND's. I still find it funny in 2025 and likely always will, it has withstood the test of time.<br /><br />"Long live the theatre." -Cabin Boy (1994)
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| ?46/64: Leather Belt Player |
DarthWang |
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I never got past this part of the game when I was a kid.
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| ?funny cookie |
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Chocolate Chip Kramer™
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| ?46/64: Leather Belt Player |
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The addition of MMORPG elements into Mega Man games has led to the so-called Dork Age of CrapKHAN
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| ?(nsfw) candyman! |
quen |
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You see kids, that's how long you can eat this Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Chocolate Bar.
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| ?There are only 10 people left on YTMND and they... |
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I used to scroll on Newgrounds shit for the things I like to look at, and play those games on flash. It was mostly Mario stuff.
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| ?(nsfw) Wow is serious business |
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Game is DAoC not WoW
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| ?Chad Warden and the Holy Grail |
DarthWang |
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Round Table? We ain't doin geometry. We tryna play GOOD GAMES
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| ?Homer Simpson the Chessmaster |
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I owe you an apology SNES Chessmaster, I wasn't really familiar with your game.
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| ?Lets do the Twist! |
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Song reminds of the jazzy music of the Neverhood Soundtrack. Haha, It would be funny if the music from a explicitly Christian game was uses paired with boobies.
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