YTMND Search

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I predicted what this would be from the title, but not who made it lol

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Are y'sure it's not the Crystal Coconut?

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I mean yeah basically, but don't jinx it

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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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put it in my mouthnigga

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The life cycle will enter its next stage once other YTMND users start unironically making these.

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Using a Tiger game that doesn’t even have characters reeks of “going beyond the bottom of the barrel and using the barrel itself as content” so hard i have to 5

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Yes i know i left that one on the table, sue me, whatever. Wrote this idea when coming back from a poker tournament at a bar. Essentially a strategy game with a built in RNG to save your butt if you blunder. I should create POKERTKFGS as a spinoff to CHESSTMND… i already have a stupid spinoff idea “Phil Hellmuth ENDS Johnny Chan” It’s funny because it’s also a Dew as Hellmuth won the last hand in the 1989 Main Event (World Championship tournament) starting with a pair of 9s so i can use the part of the Rammstein song where they say “NEIN”

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AND THANK SEAN FOR REFERRING TO THIS SITE BY A T.CO REDIRECT 2 DAYS AFTER ITS CREATION

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Max will fix it... hopefully soon

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Description: LOL it’s funny because the United Federation of Planets is a post-scarcity space communist economy

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sorry guys I cant make ytmnds anymore without getting errors I might make some if I don't get an error

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I cant make sites anymore without getting errors on sounds background images or foreground images

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Woah, just take it easy man.

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You get a three star rating because I see some potential racism in this site for not including any black or gay people (but who knows, maybe hes a twink)

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It's gonna be a wild day here when Lando passes away.

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So 2013 it hurts.....

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This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy Simpsons shitposts on the front page!

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It was so weird watching the over 30s crowd (mainly Umfuld and gr33nscr33n) go on their trolling sprees in the early 10s… like i remember when gr33nscr33n called me his honorary alt because i would be sent by him to downvote NARV trash off U&C back in 2008… like we used to have a common goal until he turned… also what’s up with the crazy view rates lately… is some kinda hax going on since we all know there’s only the mentally ill 10 left.

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Help I cante get out of Ello hel on Chesmaster i’m stuck in the Ozypic ranks and i want to clime to Plantmum. I’m trying the Mac Golbert gambet where i financheeto (lol like the cotest in 209) the Baronelazerside bichshop to g7 but i end up hagning my kighnt who says ekki ekki pkang zip zop boobity bob on turn 6. I’ll never get above 161660 with this opning

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"IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND"<br /><br />Wlliam S. Sessions, Director, FBI

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I actually am intrigued by such a long con style of bait and switch humor… literally a month of setup of the “tournament” getting user site submissions and finding winners each week only for “lol Unexpected Baron Lasers Victory”

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like, who would believe that? and what would you even Gain by Lying about this,. Im so confused, is this some joke im not getting? wtf

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Like why would you even lie about thatt? the actual way you found it is Cooler, im so confsued, WTF are you talking about? wait. are you being like. Joking? is this like Funny humor or omething and i dont get the joke? sorry im so confused now.

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Dude why are you lying, what the fuck. While its true that you have no idea what The Last Startfighter is yet because you havenot looked up a Wikipedia page about it (due to curioisity about THIS VERY MIDI).....uhm do they even have wikipedia yet in your Time? Lol or like a wikipedia that would have an article about something like that, at least....uhm. anyway What you DID lie about is the. how you discovered this uhm midi. Whaat aree you talkkig about, searched for "shitty midi", WTf? aree you stupid? Thats thets one of teh stupidest shit things i ever heard, except maybe a lot of the other stuff you might have said i forgot about over teh years. Anyway, you found this Midi file in like a library of a bunch midis you downloaded, i think off of the game mamker website or arelated website? the midi library aalso inclodude, sonci the hedgehog soundtracks from 1-3 & knuckles for genesis, amongst other things ....right?

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Called it!

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teehee, when I coded my software I used the word outline instead of stroke because of course its gay

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so is ray the seeker like a lolcow of YTMND nowwadays?<br /><br />I was YTMND's 2012 lolcow getting brainwashed by far right doctrines, but this guy is a new nutcase case

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Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise<br />Louise you used to work so hard<br />No one could compare<br />Always used to build a house<br />They came from everywhere<br />Men would scream<br />The ladies faint<br />The childrens weren't allowed<br />No one on another build could ever draw a crowd<br />That was a long time ago<br />How you keep it up I just don't know<br />Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise, Louise<br />Younger girls keep coming up anxious for a chance<br />They bulb in to college, got degrees in modern dance<br />Things keep getting rougher know<br />Where there once was slip<br />Older teens are getting tired<br />Tassels just don't stick<br />That was a long time ago<br />How you keep it up I just don't know<br />Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise, Louise<br />Louise, ooh<br />It's so very hard<br />Every day snips away<br />Away, away<br /><br />Doug Yule as the Velvet Underground, "Louise" (1973)

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It's been a good long run.. Thank you.