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why are these executives not making sci-fi spinoffs of martin? does ytmnd have to do everything for them??

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mcu = martin cinematic universe

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Martin, Pt. II:<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPG0e5rq50

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Make one referencing how Martin Lawrence's role in Black Knight is used as the image for Leeroy Jenkins on YTMND

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Bill Nye the Martin Guy

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Fuck this - I expected Dean Martin

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Gary Gnu (performed by Jim Martin) - A green gnu-like newscaster who hosts "The Gary Gnu Show" each episode and is well known for his catchphrase "No gnews is good gnews with Gary.... Gnu." He would add a guttural "g" sound to the beginning of any word he spoke which normally began with an "n", such as "gnews" for "news" and "gnaturally" for "naturally". Whenever introduced by either Goriddle Gorilla or Knock Knock, the introduction is always "And now for something really gnew, here's Gary Gnu." The only difference is that Goriddle always says "WOW!" each time he does so. Gary always begins by saying "This is Gary Gnu, and the 'No Gnews Is Good Gnews Show'. The only TV gnews program guaranteed to contain no gnews whatsoever." In his segments, Gary introduced and narrated film clips of people in silly situations, weird sporting events, unlikely inventions, and the like. Gary's unusual speaking style was inspired by the 1957 Flanders and Swann song, "The Gnu", which told the story of a gnu in a zoo who spoke much as Gary did, adding a "g" sound to the beginning of various words, and Gary actually sang the song in one episode. Gary Gnu's gnewscasts were punctuated by comments and jeers from the filming crew with the crew having different items or things thrown onstage as a way of misinterpreting one of words that Gary says in his gnews. Occasionally, he would be set up for a practical joke after one of his jokes as the crew would call him a "turkey" followed by the dropping of a paper turkey (with Gary's picture taped over the face) onto Gary Gnu's head with a gobbling sound effect.

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The Great Space Coaster is a children's television show that was broadcast in first-run syndication from 1981 through 1986. The series was co-created by Kermit Love (original Muppet designer and builder for Jim Henson) and Jim Martin (who later went on to work on a number of Henson-related projects including Sesame Street). The series' episodes, which were videotaped in New York City, were directed by Dick Feldman and were fitted with a laugh track. It was produced by Sunbow Productions and distributed by Claster Television, a division of Hasbro.[1]<br /><br />The puppets were designed by The Great Jones Studio, New York under the supervision of Kermit Love. The puppet designers and builders consisted of James Kroupa, Robert Lovett, Christoper Lyall, John Orberg, and Matthew Stoddard. The Great Space Coaster is about three young singers (Francine, Danny, and Roy) who are brought to a habitable asteroid in space called Coasterville by a clown named Baxter who pilots the "space coaster", a roller coaster-like spaceship. The asteroid is populated by strange-looking, wise-cracking puppet characters such as Goriddle Gorilla, Knock-Knock the Woodpecker, Edison the Elephant, and Gary Gnu (host of newscast The Gary Gnu Show). Baxter is forever on the run from M.T. Promises, a nefarious ringmaster who plans to re-capture Baxter and return him to the circus he worked at before he escaped. Each episode ends with a different life lesson, and various celebrity guest stars (such as Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame and composer Marvin Hamlisch) occasionally dropped by.

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for every 1 dick sucked for trayvon martin, google will suck 2

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suck a dick for trayvon martin.

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I want to see the one where they kill YTMND and have to go bury it but need a butcher knife from Martin Scorsese's mom, so they go see her at 3 in the AM and she makes them eat dinner.

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The grimace is supposed to represent trayvon martin's purple drank right?

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this is actually a great site even tho im against trayvon martin.. my lil bro will love this.

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but there are extremely intelligent women who I consider important to this world:<br />Dayna Martin<br />Dr. Mary Ruwart<br />Ayn Rand<br />Marie Curie<br />Esther<br />Mary Cassat<br /><br />also: http://www.interestingtopics.net/girl-more-intelligent-than-einstein-i<br />d-517

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You are leaving out a critical piece of evidence. Trayvon Martin attacked someone and nearly killed them. When someone attacks you, you're allowed to defend yourself. George Zimmerman did just that. He defended himself. If Trayvon Martin really was "murdered" while walking home, that would be an outrage and I would be defending Trayvon but that's not what happened.

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Martin Luther King, you did a great job...

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it sounds like Martin Luther spent too much time on ytmnd...

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Put a hoodie on her to make a relevantmnd something something trayvon martined and a mexican guy driving by shooting while riding dirty blares out the bass. 5 LOL SKITTLES

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BAW GAWD STONE COLD! STONE COLD! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS BROKEN IN HALF!!

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how long until this is remade featuring everyone's (especially max's and martin luther king's) favorite fad?

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It's saying that the Steve Martin film was horrible. Suck it up.

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Peter Sellers forever, Steve Martin never!

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Wow, it's been a day. I woke up literally with the news of his passing. I'm really saddened because now I don't know if there will be any real innovation... minds like his don't come everyday.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my experience with Apple products hasn't been very positive. I bougth an iPod in 2005 but it broke down a few months later, and a free replacement lasted just in time to be out of warranty. A batch of Toshiba hard drives was defective and I think there were not enough complaints for Apple to issue a free or discounted replacement out of warranty. I don't have a lot of money so I was very disappointed, and angry. I became angry at the whole brand, feeling that their products were not worth a play, and started to walk away from the fake confidence I gave myself when I bought my iPod (it costs a lot so it must sound good and it should never break down!).<br /><br />I'm planning to get a new MP3 player now, and I might give Apple a go again. Not because I'm jealous that everybody has one (seriously, they are everywhere), but because there are so few good choices when it comes to external design and usability. Some companies copy Apple, and I would feel uncomfortable using something that looks like... but it's not, some are very nice externally but miles behind Apple, and others, well, they do it their own strange way. I'm not very happy with current iPods having a Cirrus audio chip, because, I read, music sounds really bad and almost tinny. But if they get a Wolfson chip again I'll be happy to consider buying it. After all, I don't want to get blind with a lousy 2 inch screen! I want to get blind the old fashioned way: by looking at porn in the bus!<br /><br />All thanks to the great and daring ideas of a man and his staff. I want to remember Mr Jobs for his own ideas, and I think I will do the same when Bill Gates, Martin Cooper, Linus Torvalds, Clive Sinclair and many others will lead the way to new geniuses.

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That's actually a pretty well drawn aston martin.

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5 stars for Dean Martin music

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Had a writing teacher with these ten rules for writing. one of them was "Avoid adverbs. They are slimy and ugly."<br /><br />Others consisted of such greats as "Don't Drink and Drive." - Charlie Parker may have made some great music while hooked on heroin, but many others have shot junk to make their music better. It didn't. Another good one was "Find What You Like and Steal It." His justification? If you listen to early Elvis, you can tell how much he was trying to sound like Dean Martin, yet most find Presley to have a distinct voice. Guess I should have told you these were my rules.<br /><br />His number one rule was "Lie, but Lie Big."

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This site is good but it takes up too many internets for what its worth. in this post-george bush world of ours we need to be mindful of how much the housing market affects the series of tubes that bring porn into the homes of every man woman and child. one day the mcrib will come again and we can rejoice and be glad, but until then we all need to do our part to bring pollution down to zero. without even realizing it we could all end up in south korea eating a tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. <br /><br />Just once you should think to yourself: in concordance with the hyperbole of the old man river, why didnt dr martin luther king jr ever play donkey kong with gary busy during 88mph? if the answer to this question is "yes" then mc hammer will com again to judge a wet t-shirt contest. else if regis philbin has clamidia only on tuesday will the sparrow convulse to the beat of a dead horse. endif<br /><br />Also I hypothesis that this site is actually John Travolta in disguise.

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Thanks, Martin, you are too kind. Although even I am hard pressed to think I am funny all the time. I guess I am just a natural.

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Martin Lawrence orders a Whopper Jr. from Krispy Kreme Donutry Co.