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Kiss my Ass, Bernie Madoff, ANtifa Queers.<br /><br />I'd rather frenchkiss Tifa Lockhart, with studded clothes poking into my HAPPYSACKs, making cuts and bruises, on a boat with Orangutans tossing rotten fruit.<br /><br />or watch Oprah proclaim the earth is flat while her friends, Linda Tripp and Taylor Swift talk about giving Social Security and Mcdonalds money to the Democrats. And some token chickenshit by Pigshits who Billy Twofeathers did so much better. In 1993. on the Non-Racist Thanksgiving with Cheesy singing Cowboys.

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jesus is the bread that comes down from the heavens

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Back to the Future and Nintendo! Goes together like bread and butter.... more like Burnt Toast and Breakfast Cereals!

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That's not Oprah

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I [i]actually[/i] got up and opened a loaf of bread and ate a slice. And WWhen I looked up, i missed the guy passing out and all I saw was him hunched over.

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This is great as usual! I especially enjoyed the deviation back into Oprah territory.

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Shut UP OPRAH

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John was upset to learn that his local Subway stopped using the "Italian herbs and cheese" bread.

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Bread and basketball players ...<br /><br />(Panem et Shaquille O Neal?)

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Why would they add a cat with sliced bread on its head?

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Oprah™ Caca© Style™

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I need to pick up some BREAD for my BREAD GUN

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It's true. Umfuld really doesn't like me. <br /><br />...which is testimony to precisely what a delusional fucktarded tool you are, madDoge. A guy who really doesn't like me, who, for valid reasons, thinks I don't add anything to this website because all I do is fuck around and troll retards (claim against which I would not argue) had to put you in your place to remind you that, despite the fact that I no longer add anything here but trolling bullshit, comment stalking, and obnoxious downvoting, I'm [b]STILL BETTER RESPECTED HERE THAN YOU ARE[/b]. <br /><br />This is not a badge of honor or me bragging. or even something to be the slightest but proud of, as It's like pointing out that I'm less gay than uncircumcised's voice or that I'm not nearly as big of a loser as some guy whose proudest achievement is the number of sites he's posted to a dead website: it's not even the faintest of faint praise. <br /> <br />But still, it's true. You are merely entertainment for the viewing public, like bread & circuses, a dancing monkey, a fucktarded fucktard so fucking retarded that most of us either thought for a long time that you were a joke account whose premise was to make [b]the dumbest comments humanly possible[/b] or that you really are so far down the spectrum that of course you are proud to have graduated from Pratt. You're also just proud to have made it through most of the day without making a boom-boom in your pants. <br /><br />Woo. Go you, you fucking anal fissure of mediocrity.

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T5: Oprah - The Deadline is Sundaes, feat. Kirk Douglas

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I like that Homer kept a piece of bread in his shirt pocket.

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(NaN)<br /><br />i like ethnic bread

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What rolls down stairs...Oprah.

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Nobody has really commented but i wonder if the Oprah bots will come for me!<br /><br />I bet she has people reading the internet 24/7 just looking to sue the fuck out of people who have money.<br /><br />Yes, i'm broke.. you can't sue me but you won't get anything. Throw me in jail... I'll do the time.. Is she really that upset personally?<br /><br />I would go on her show to personally apologise.<br /><br />And secretly make a new phone number, write it on my forehead and hope ladies send that phone nudes. <br /><br />Yes i know how shit works.<br /><br />Yes my mind is deviant.<br /><br />Yes i looked at your daughter.

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I don't deliver pizzas. I am gluten intolerant. That is, I'm racist against all bread products.

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5 for bread kitty everything else sucked

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i want der fucking patty melt with der fucking cheese melted on der fucking bread

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I think "Tom Cruise Kills Oprah" had something to do w/ that spike in mid 2005.

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yes he loves spaghetti sauce and sometimes i feed him slices of bread.

have some bread

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HERE'S SOME BREAD

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and bread!

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An analgesic opiate allows the sacred to be acknowledged.<br />Your parent's brother known as Lina.<br />Performing a meticulous visual examination of that sentimental female member of the Roman Catholic clergy.<br />Your parent's brother known as Lina.<br />I am preparing to caress it.<br />Your upper appendages are fractured!<br /><br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br />Onomatopoeia for the cry of an owl to all in attendance<br />And a rectal orifice!<br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br />Your institution of learning is lacking in intelligence,<br />Your institution of learning is related to the Bahamas<br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br /><br />You neglected to bequeath monetary compensation, you National Socialist of traditional Mexican food items.<br />Visually observe your surroundings and place your faith in an intelligent border collie!<br />Manually sew a garment of yarn and rhythmically maneuver your body and cook a sweet bread - based desert using prolonged dry heat acting by convection. Exclamation of surprise!<br /><br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br />Onomatopoeia for the cry of an owl to all in attendance<br />And a rectal orifice!<br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br />Your institution of learning is lacking in intelligence,<br />Your institution of learning is related to the Bahamas<br />Not severed! Exclamation of surprise!<br /><br />In addition, the primary liturgical language of Hinduism does not possess an Onomatopoeia for the cry of an owl to enunciate about not severed.

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Here's some bread!

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lol heres some bread!

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I WANT BREAD. GOT IT?