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Let's kick the ass of UPN, & Al Gore (Because I can) and "Quantum is STOO-PID, and Indiana Jones 1-3 is great (and 4; - but it's not in the trilogy), and shut up about magical Magnets that don't fight Cancer (like most other things <Ed Note: I hope I die of Cancer>, and Goddamn Mongols, those slanty-eyed freaks... battling the Chinese, and Intel Gateway Computers rule over Liquid Mercury Wannabe hip Appleshit that makes Animorphs' Cyberia Computer Cafe/Arcade seem kewl, and somersaulting hairy vandals, and Catholics (Because there Klan), people who misspell ironically, like Hipsters & people who spell "klam", John Ashcroft, Walter Mondale, Paul Blart, David Copperfield, whoever claimed John Cleese was a Witch-Burner of Africa when he uttered an Internet Cliche (OMFG), Troll II haters, Wal-Mart haters, people who have something odd and not quite on th' tip o'the tongue, to do with...<br /><br />...CLINJAS, John Wayne Gacy, Sunday Morning Shitheads who think they need to being about a revolution or anything other than hobbies or cupcakes, Mckay Hatch (for being in th' wrong place at the wrong time), Billy the 15-year old Terrorist, Anyone who makes one a terrorist when they aren't even a pygmy marmoset, except me, because George Bush Sucks. The Young Ones and Red Dwarf, and shut UP about Lesbians and spell that and "Euromastyx" like a NOT-TERRORIST or get shot by those mustached beaners with Machine Guns in Mexico, also Abstinance Shitheads<br /><br />...<br /><br />...And Non-Swiss Germans and dorks grown out of 1950s-1960s Clip Art (except that made by anyone named "Spock" need their teeth and false credentials, and Andrew Davenport needs to be busted to making Pampers in a Medieval Dungeon of TMNT ooze. Just like how Herbert Hovoer's Evil Twin and Barry Obams the Whitey need to burn with the House of Blues in Cleveland to save Clodagh Rogers from Dick Gephardt and Smiley who PUNCHED CHRIS ROCK & KENAN (SHINE)

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I've left this on loop for like ten times now. I just stopped everything I was doing and really started contemplating that I've been here for twenty years.<br /><br />Every time I get together with houseofcards (my real life younger brother), it's no exaggeration that 10% or so of pur conversations relate to dumb YTMND anti-fad in-jokes/shitposts/dumb site ideas that we should have made back in the day when the iron was hot. <br /><br />It's weird because 2011 was exactly the point in which I finally got my shit together, went back to college, and got a proper job and some semblance of a normal life. I can pass pretty well as a normie now, and there have been times at work where some guys are talking about YTMND on Slack and I'm so tempted to out myself as one of the more infamous shitposters but I never do.<br /><br />I love this place and you guys so much. I never want this place to die. I may have axed pretty much every aspect of my internet life pre-2011, but YTMND will forever live rent free in my head.

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IT'S SO HOT I'M GOING TO DIE

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Moon Man but I fixed him with the power of love (jk he killed me because I'm a genderqueer black person and this is a dying hallucination)

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Damn it feels good to die motherfuckers to remix geto boys with geto boys

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Ach, 40 is still too young to die in this day and age. Hadn't realized she was in Eurotrip, too. :(

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Live by the egg, die by the egg

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Sweet victory and tasty corner store food after making Lars think Twister fucking died. I love this episode.

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Yer loony, Queen.<br /><br />And Sonnenburg die Dieckmeister thought Lwaxana Troi was bad.

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just heard on the news that the talking chair died last week while counting money RIP

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die bill ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ<br />*kills bill in doom**

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My name is Leonard Cohen and I want to eat a pizza pie out of a gaping anus

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It ain't a tailgate unless someone dies up in this bish

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i might die

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this long cat sadly died ...

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When amore hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it fucking burns

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It's a shitpost site. Everyone gets death threats and messed up things said to them. I got a death threat and said they hoped my family died over a fart joke. Lol

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i hope you die in a fire

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Shirley Temple was born almost 100 years ago and died at age 85, does that mean if some sicko today was getting off to the films she was in as a 6 year old, it's suddenly not pedophilia?

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I still don't know what I'm gonna do when lando actually dies, I might die irl

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Should have just let it die lol..

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"No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away."

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and then he died

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Probably die, get vored, etc because I couldn't stop staring >.>

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And get prison raped before dying, yeah

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Five days, huh? Sweet, I've been wanting to die for years. Thanks Pikachu. :D

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I come from the future<br /><br />Eat my dick pie

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First Grumpy Cat, now Doge... every meme animal I get to enjoy dies ;-;

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Viruscarrierxxx<br /><br />January 10th, 2007<br /><br />FUCK YOU AND DIE!

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Ava Paquette was well-known in Anonymous circles in the early 2000s; she liked handing out cease-and-desist letters like they were candy on Halloween. She still works for Kendrick Lichty Moxon, the chief lawyer of Scientology. Moxon will depose anybody who annoys him or the "church" mostly to run weird fishing expeditions to get dirt on people, though it has been years since he did it. Moxon's daughter Stacy Grove (Moxon) Meyer died of "accidental" electrocution at the age of 20 while working at a Scientology media production campus near Hemet, CA.