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No one ever dies in MGS. Sokolov is alive in Portable Ops.

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Die in a burning wall of text.

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Post Stack's head on Bruce Willis' Die Hard 2 ejection seat scene.

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It would be funny but Jack says that when anybody dies. Guy's got issues.

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Those in power right now do not have passion, just greed.<br /><br />They forgot what their focus was.. the big pie in the sky.

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So this is what dying feels like

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sequels that dont advance the game die, what else is new

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I can actually name the friends I have. Whereas you have absolutely none, and resort to trolling a dying website at all hours of the day.

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So whaddayaknow, an actual site. I thought those died with max's dignity when he added the Facebook widget. Or my dignity, when I typed the word widget.

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Steps to redeem yourself:<br /> <br />1. make a fire<br />2. jump in fire<br />3. die in fire

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A dying site of old memes and horrible submissions and you point out an old gif? Wow...I feel so much better about my life now that you have come into it.

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I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I've lived billions of times of billions of minds with billions of lives among billions who died. Living or dead, you're only ever a memory.

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just watched this again holy FUCK I'm dying

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1st? YTMND is dying, post memories here.

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How about "please die in a bed full of hundreds of naked tits and pussies"?

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Fourest PMd me to tell me he'd give me a slice of pie if I 5d this. I told him I don't like minced meat.

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Dear Abby,<br /><br />I admit, I've watched a few of these MOON MAN sites, but I wonder how Moon Man has the power to do all that he claims he does. Does he eat radioactive MOON PIES to gain super powers?

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[tiled picture of a pie accompanied by short loop of "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot in which the singer is apparently saying "pie" loudly and angrily]

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Sorry but Moon Man can never die, this only killed moonman

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I don't like it when people use the phrase "please die" for anything other than against serious criminals or those who committed serious bodily harm or safety risks to others.

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^ million times better than your shitty site woman, please die?

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I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF AIDS

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you will die alone without having ever been loved

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Because, of course, I took it to mean, Winters is coming, and pictured Jonathan Winters orgasming like Sam Kinison. Putting a talking pie in there somewhere, and there's yer next hit. Maybe throw in a ham bone, get a stew goin...

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hey faggot questionfor you. why do you thik its cool to make fun of september 11th now? because alex ojnes is a fuck? because hes like bill hicks now and anyone who listens to him is stupid. so there really stupid if they say their in a truth,movement that never existed. so your just a fuck insulitn murdered people with stupid fucing jokes made up by the government go die. fucker

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1. no plane hit the tower and there was no reason for it to go down.<br /><br />2. there were f-16s asking cheney for approval to shoot down the planes.<br /><br />3. the passports wouldn't have survived crash and the black box would have. it doesn't make sense.<br /><br />4. steel melts at above 2000 degrees and that cannot be achieved by burning office supplies and jet fuel.<br /><br />5. bush actually said there were explosives in the towers. wentoff.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />6. the plane went down and there were no bodies and barely any plane wreckage. there should have been more.<br /><br />7. they wanted more people to die.<br /><br />thanks for listening.

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homosexuals do not deserve to be lumped in with people who resort to conspiracy theory in order to cope with the certainty that they will die lonely virgins

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Bobby Fischer: Are you a homo?<br /><br />Gr33np33n: That's none of your business!<br /><br />M6: In that case you get fucking blown up!<br /><br />*Gr33np33n dies*

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When you get older, you'll realize everything is retarded. And then your heart will die.

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DIE GAS PUMPER! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SEIZURE*