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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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A Morning in Tambov: The Radio Haven of Ivan PetrovIn the quiet city of Tambov, Russia, at precisely 8:00 AM, Ivan Petrov sits in his modest apartment, the aroma of black tea mingling with the faint scent of old books. The year is 2025, and the morning sun filters through a cracked window, casting slanted rays across his cluttered kitchen table. Ivan, a 52-year-old retired mechanic with a grizzled beard and a penchant for routine, tunes his ancient Soviet-era radio to Radio Rossii,its static hum a comforting ritual. The radio, a bulky relic with faded dials, crackles to life, filling the room with the day’s news, a blend of local weathercrisp at 5°Cand distant global murmurs.Ivan’s mornings are sacred, a time when Tambov feels like the center of the world. The radio’s voice, a soothing baritone, recounts regional harvests and Moscow politics, but Ivan listens for the interludes: folk songs from the Volga, or a rare broadcast of Tchaikovsky that makes his heart ache for youth. His apartment, adorned with faded floral wallpaper, holds relics of his life—tools from his factory days, a photo of his late wife, Marina. The radio is his tether to the present, a bridge to a Russia both familiar and ever-changing.Today, a story about Tambov’s apple festival catches his ear. He chuckles, imagining the market square bustling with vendors, a scene he’ll visit later. The radio shifts to a call-in show, where a woman from Voronezh laments rising bread prices. Ivan nods, sipping his tea, feeling the pulse of a nation through these voices. He doesn’t own a smartphone—too complicated, he say but this radio, repaired countless times with his own hands, is enough. It’s his window to the world, from Tambov’s snowy winters to tales of cosmonauts.As the clock nears 8:30, a song by Vladimir Vysotsky plays, its gritty lyrics stirring Ivan’s soul. He hums along, tapping a scarred finger on the table, lost in memories of factory nights and Marina’s laughter.

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The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.

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In 2015 this website was like a public bathroom which we made nasty and and undesirable as possible with non stop spam sites and Suzanne's many identities. Locke5 k0mputer and Vtech were the opposition, Locke5 begging to stay for nostalgia but Suzanne, you and I drove him the fuck out. It was constant, Goatse, Krab ear rape, Gerontophilia memes, Moon Man's racism, anime girls, chicks with dicks and blood and guts gore posting.<br /><br />But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.<br /><br />Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)<br /><br />Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.

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IKR, it's almost as bad a day as when we lost Lance Cacklefanny

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Congrats; it seems it was no contest indeed!

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Yeah, genius. It's YTMND in 2025. I don't know what you think all your pathetic comebacks are accomplishing. Just delete your account already.

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It's a Russian accent, you dink!

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L.A.'s fine, the sun shines most the time<br />And the feeling is "lay back"<br />Palm trees grow and rents are low<br />But you know I keep thinkin' about<br />Making my way back<br />Well I'm New York City born and raised<br />But nowadays<br />I'm lost between two shores<br />L.A.'s fine, but it ain't home<br />New York's home<br />But it ain't mine no more<br />"I am"... I said<br />To no one there<br />And no one heard at all<br />Not even the chair<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"... said I<br />And I am lost and I can't<br />Even say why<br />Leavin' me lonely still<br />Did you ever read about a frog<br />Who dreamed of bein' a king<br />And then became one<br />Well except for the names<br />And a few other changes<br />If you talk about me<br />The story is the same one<br />But I got an emptiness deep inside<br />And I've tried<br />But it won't let me go<br />And I'm not a man who likes to swear<br />But I never cared<br />For the sound of being alone<br />"I am"... I said<br />To no one there<br />And no one heard at all<br />Not even the chair<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"... said I<br />And I am lost and I can't<br />Even say why<br />"I am"... I said<br />"I am"... I cried<br />"I am"

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IT DOESNT WORK IN NETSCAEP

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It was good while it lasted o7

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OH SNAP. I'll get something together. Thank you DarthWang for your inititative, and thank you to all the competitors for your gud sites.

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Now you've heard it twice. Sorry.

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'm writing from 2025. Could you please repost the original image you used to create the creepy smile? Is it one of those smiling mannequins? Thanks.

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Either I use alt accounts and repost 100+ sites in a few days or I spend months here doing it manually<br /><br />the sooner I get done reposting old YTMNDs the sooner I leave.

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We should get a black man to resolve this dispute. I recommend watching sissy hypno porn to help the two of you bond. RaziyaThe Seeker can be the receiver. Trans PRIDE!!!

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It didn't work, oh well

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u goin get anal vored

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something about the future, and going back to it.

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is this a reference to Music? it sounds like spotify / radio.

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The ciswhitemale oppressive christian trinity has Father Son and Spirit as the G*d head well for me its <br /><br />Judaism, communism, and sissy hypno addiction<br /><br />Oppressors call it degeneracy, I call it G*d

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For the cis white boys of YTMND.com to stimulate their G Spot, Its all about the /g/spot you need a dildo in your butt and you need to where long programmer socks<br /><br />Story of how the male G spot was invented<br />================================================================<br /><br />The reason its called a G spot is because I Rabbi Max Goldberg played a fundamental role in G spots coming into existence as a major G spot contributor, test subject one - G for Goldberg. you see homosexuality wasn't trendy before the 1960s sexual revolution, in fact it was unthinkable in most of rural america but thanks to Kinsey and other powerful jews we kick started the leftward swimming of the cthulu, by the 1980s I Max Goldberg was a young boy and a kind hearted academic MAP wanted to experiment on growing erogenous nerve endings inside my anal cavity, said gender neutral academic MAP applied liquid medication on my anus and it resulting in erotic nerve pathways growing inside my anus. Then he did test and lets just say it felt REALLY GOOD, I ENJOYED THE TEST A LOT<br /><br />Later the gender neutral Academic MAP developed liquid medicine formula that when ingested orally allows males to grow erotic nerve endings in their anuses (avoiding the XX chromosome)<br /><br /><br /> so they made mass supply (trillions of gallons) and infused the liquid medicine in the America and European water supply so males erogenous nerve endings grow in the anuses of all males. This stuffs been in your drinking water since 1980s (round the time AIDs started) That way males can practice anal sex with each other instead of heterocisnormativeracist HETEROSEXUAL VAGINAL INTERCOURSE, you need big black cock, you are a sissy. <br /><br />to sum the story up<br />1. gender neutral MAP helped me grow happy nerves in my booty<br />2. Drinkable Liquid medicine makes every male (cis or trans) grow happy nerves in their booty<br />3. we put it in your water supply so you grow butt nerves

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This song "man eater" playing in this YTMND discriminates against FtM trans and also what you can cannibals, The word cannibal/cannibalism is a outdated derogatory slur, we now use the term "PEP" (person eating persons) PEP NOT A CHOICE, and even if it was my belief in personal freedom leads to the conclusion that PEP should be legal. Also how do they know to use the pronoun "she" and what do they imply by the definition of the word "man" Trans Men are more men then cisshits.<br /><br />SO MUCH HETERONORMATIVE NAZISM, OMGODDESS. WIPE MY TEARS AWAY MOTHER EARTHESS<br /><br />oy so much pitty for the PEPphobic transphobic nazis, that man eater song is racist, if you want to make the song not racist it would go<br /><br />:music: whoa here they comes, they are a PEP eater :music:<br /><br />This post took time to make and your racism is an eye sore. You owe me 834 shekels for correcting your bigotry, plus interest. 2 more shekels every hour, you can check my DM for payment information.

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The only reason I'm using this shithole of a website is not because I have interest in staying but rather because I want to reupload a big collection (around 100 sites) of my archived offline sites from 2012-2015. i might end up using alts to make this process faster<br /><br />There is probably around 1400-1500 YTMND/neoytmnd saved to my hard drive that I made in my life, this is a loose estimate. but I only plan on reuploading the best ones, and I can't upload neoytmnds because they contain more then 2 gifs and or special features ytmnd doesn't have<br /><br />Put bluntly alts to speed up this process. That way I can get it done in a few days instead of weeks, which means Lurg gets to spend less time getting aggravated by me.

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First of other then this site being extremely MAPphobic the word "child abuser" and "kid" are derogatory and show evidence of power imbalances. We should be using terms like "MAP" and "young person/people" This MAPphobia really depresses me, I think MAPs should be allowed to have full contact interactions with young people, it should be mandatory that young people visit the jails to learn about homosexuality and black men. Further more the jails should provide free condom dispensers. <br /><br />RIP Brian Peppers, he was a neurodiverse different bodied stealth sexual type. A role model of his community. MAP RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND HUMAN RIGHTS ARE MAP RIGHTS!!!! MAP PHOBIA WILL RESULT IN A FULL ACCOUNT DELETION

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NSFW Check<br /><br />You must decide how "safe for work" your site is. You may not have a job, but this is a required exercise regardless. Our standards are somewhat strict, for our users' sake as well as our advertisers. Here is a checklist that you can follow to figure out if your site is "not safe for work":<br /><br /> If your site title, description, zooming text or domain contain "bad words".<br /> If any of your assets contain nudity, scantily clad people, gore, racism, or large bad words.<br /> If your audio contains extremely loud volumes, loud "bad words", or racism.<br /> If your preview image looks even remotely "not safe for work", then your site is NSFW.<br /><br />We take this very seriously, so be careful in how you mark your sites. Marking your sites as "safe for work" when they are clearly not will result in the deletion of your site and in some cases your account. It is not worth getting banned over, so please play by the rules.

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Decent remix (Cheetahmen theme + Kill Bill?) but it's not nearly loud enough to have much of a chance to win round 4.

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It's also not gay if it's in a five-way

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Oy, Sissy Hypno is my favorite media of choice, it adheres with my Talmudic values.<br /><br />@GoatseAddict @AronaBlueArchive <br /><br /><br />Your messiah is roasting in a pot of boiling feces!